PORN GEEK REVIEWS THE BEST PORN SITES OF 2019. All the free and premium porn sites are safe and sorted by quality!

I’m ThePornDude’s biggest fan and my design was totally inspired by the God of porn! Please, I beg you to give me a chance and check out my porn list with reviews of the best free and premium porn sites. I promise you on my virginity that you won’t be disappointed with the awesome porn videos of hot teens and milfs that you can find on these sex websites, but please, treat them with the highest respect (or meet my katana)! Just like my idol’s directory, you won’t find any annoying advertisements and I actually hope to finally get in contact with a female specimen this way. I will treat you like a princess!

Pornography is my life (besides McDonald’s)! I have been a failure for my entire life. I may hold the (unofficial) Guinness record of masturbating in one day (83 ejaculations), but I wanted to make my mom proud of me again. Since I have nothing better to do, besides playing video games, jerk off and compliment pretty girls on their Instagram accounts, I decided to make my own inferior version of ThePornDude’s XXX website. Since I made a 1:1 copy of ThePornDude’s website, you can be 100 % certain to only find quality adult sites that ain’t bloated with ads, pop-unders, and viruses. Oh, Alpha, I didn’t dare to ask for your permission, but I really hope that you won’t be mad at me!

Well, I’m kind of lazy and ThePornDude already did the work for me. I didn’t need to do any research on Google. All I had to do was check his reviews and rewrite them including my own opinion. I then re-ranked all his listed top premium and free porn sites, including the location of all the various categories according to my taste. As you can see, I totally agree with PornHub, xHamster and XVideos being the best. Who am I, after all, to disagree with the all-knowing PornDude! If you really are interested to check out my own reviews, then please, kindly click on the magnifying glass next to each website in every category. Please, be warned that they probably suck, since I’m absolutely not as good as ThePornDude.

Hmm, would it be possible to make a donation on my Patreon account? I’ve been living in my mom’s basement for the longest time and I really think that she’s going to kick me out one of these days. Me and my current girlfriend “Suki” (my hentai pillow) would be homeless then. It’s also never my intention to become popular or world-famous. I know that I’m a total beta, but maybe you can show off my version of ThePornDude to your friends and make them laugh? It would really make my day, guys! Also, please keep in mind to respect the pornstars and amateur girls on these top porn sites. They’re having sex with random guys for your pleasure (why not me???). Please support them by signing up to their premium site, if they made you cum!

Of course! It’s always possible that I missed copying certain XXX sites from ThePornDude in my porn directory. I can only be reached by email💬, since I lack any kind of social skills and I’m too shy to talk to people live or by chat apps.

P.S. If you’re a girl that’s willing to finally take my virginity, I can ask my mom to share her cellphone number, since I don’t own a phone myself. Also, remember that I’m not blessed with a huge dick like ThePornDude and I’ll probably cum within 30 seconds.