Sapphic Erotica

SapphicErotica! Listen up, jocks, normies, and other people who were too busy getting laid to pay attention in high school. I’m about to drop a culture lesson on you, so give me the ten seconds of your time that you couldn’t give me before and pay attention.Sappho was a female ancient Greek poet from the sixth century BC. She wrote poems that involve lady-on-lady romancing and hailed from the island of Lesbos. Inhabitants of Lesbos were and are called Lesbians, and now twenty-five hundred years later girls that like girls (and girls who get paid enough money to pretend that they like girls) are called lesbians. Poetry following Sappho’s tradition is called Sapphic.Now you know as much about Sappho as I do, plus you got a thousand times more pussy than I did (although that’s not strictly true, since one thousand times zero is zero). So put your newfound knowledge together to decipher the meaning of Sapphic Erotica. It’s lesbian porn! Congratulations. Everyone loves watching girls fuck, even homophobic assholes who wouldn’t let the very women they jerk off to get married (or buy cakes, for some reason). So let’s head over to the Aegean Sea and indulge ourselves in the homoeroticism of the past.

Unrivalled Quality

Sapphic Erotica has been around for quite a long time, and as such, you’ll get access to an extensive back catalog of over two thousand exclusive videos as soon as you sign up. When you consider that they upload about two new videos each and every month, you’ll see that Sapphic Erotica’s size will satisfy just about anyone (unlike my size, from what I’ve been told).But size isn’t everything (I hope)—the quality of videos on Sapphic Erotica is excellent two. I doubt my quality is any better than my size, but let’s ignore that for now. The porn here is as hot as the women involved—you’ll find top-quality cute babes of all sizes and colors kissing, licking, and fingering each other. In my extensive research, I didn’t find a single video that wasn’t worth watching, so if you’re the type that just likes to dive in with your dick out, you’ll be pretty well served by just scrolling through until you find a thumbnail you like and shooting your shot.If you are more discerning, though, Sapphic Erotica won’t let you down. Though the default sort works well enough, you can also jump straight to the greatest hits by sorting so that the best-rated videos go straight to the top. But say you’re not satisfied by the peoples’ choices? Click on any tag to get brought to one of the most powerful, customizable, and easy to use tag systems ever created. Rather than just present you with an enormous impenetrable tag cloud-like so many other sites, each of Sapphic Erotica’s tags are split up into subcategories so that they can be easily found and combined.Whether you care about a specific location (out of twelve to choose from) face type (split into eight choices), ethnicity, hair color, hair type, eyes, body modifications, skin tone, breasts… and so on and so forth, or all of these things, or just one or two of these things, the tag page will let you mix and match to filter their massive collection down to exactly what you desire.What’s more, Sapphic Erotica actually matched this brilliant system with the care and dedication in applying these tags to their videos that is required to actually make the tags useful in practice. Too many sites lay the foundations for excellence then fairly to accurately place tags on their videos, making them useless in the end. But here, a solid ten or fifteen tags on each video make sure that you’ll be able to jump to a short-haired brunette with blue eyes and perky tits quicker than you can blow your load in anticipation.Another helpful option is the model directory. Here you can sort every girl in their collection by name, rating, chronological order, or by the number of scenes they’ve starred in. For each girl, you’ll be faced with a thumbnail headshot, and if you click through you’ll get a list of all of their videos. It’s almost like swiping through Tinder, except here the girls don’t have a choice but to let me see them naked.

Where’s The Dick?

I know that it’s not what they’re going for here, but I wouldn’t mind a bit of heterosexuality injected into these videos. As a straight, white male I think it’s completely unfair how much discrimination guys like me face, so I think it’s only fair that we have a space in places that are currently reserved for others.Plus, it’s not like these girls are fooling anyone by pretending that they don’t like dick anyways. The acting is impressive, but I’ve seen a lot of these girls enjoy dicks on other sites, and the look on their face tells me that they’re not being quite honest in their gay portrayals on Sapphic Erotica.I’m sure an average four-incher like mine might not be enough to persuade them (if my real-world experience with far-less-attractive women is any indication), but drop a hung stud like ThePornDude in front of them and I bet they’d be begging for a taste.

A Premium Experience For Premium Prices

Sapphic Erotica has options for viewing its videos as flexible as the girls that star in them. One option that I like in theory is the ability to pay per movie: you can unlock videos permanently by paying about three tokens per video (though this is occasionally higher). Tokens themselves will cost about a dollar each if you buy them in bulk, or closer to two if you don’t. While this is going to work out to be much more expensive than a monthly plan if you spend a lot of time on the site (as I do), it’s not a bad option if you really only want to see a handful of their videos.But the porn connoisseur will likely want to become a member. These plans range from fairly overpriced (with a one-month plan costing about thirty dollars) to incredible deals (when you stretch out your plan for a whole year, you’re spending less than ten bucks a month). Or, if you’re not sure, you can go with something in between (three months for a single seventy-dollar payment), or just dip your toes (in the water, don’t be gross) with a three-day trial that costs just a dollar per day.

Bonus Pussy Pass

If you’re still on the fence about membership, Sapphic Erotica sweetens the honeypot with bonus access to every single site in the Sapphix Network. These are all, like Sapphic Erotica, lesbian porn sites, but each one has a separate sub-niche that makes for a unique experience. Sapphix is a bit more loving, sensual, and romantic, while not being so softcore that you end up using the tissues to cry into rather than to cum into. FistFlush, on the other hand (pun intended), forgoes romanticism in favor of videos where cute girls shove their largest and bumpiest appendage into their friends tightest holes for your masturbation pleasure. Last, but not least, Give Me Pink rounds things out with their slow, seductive, and drool-worthy solo masturbation videos. If you like girls and don’t think that they need guys to show you a good time, the combination of lesbian options that Sapphic Erotica brings should leave you satisfied for a long time.But, as if they anticipated that complaint, the variety just keeps coming with the Bonus section that can be found in the navigation bar of Sapphic Erotica. Here you’ll get a handful of videos from third-party partners with no association with Sapphic Erotica. Thankfully, these producers don’t discriminate against dick, so if you really do need to watch some man-on-lady action while at Sapphic Erotica, you won’t be completely out of luck.This section hosts videos made by Blacked, Club Seventeen, DDF Network, JAVHD, Perfect Gonzo, Puffy Network, and Tushy, really rounding out what your membership to Sapphic Erotica brings. Sure, the collection is relatively small, and none of the exceptional navigational tools that the site offers work in this section, but it’s hard to complain. It’s an unexpected bonus, and it’s the cherry on top that makes a membership to Sapphic Erotica one of the best values in porn.