Scat Porn Tubes and Piss Sex Videos Sites

I want to watch free scat porn videos with hot women pooping, farting, peeing and eating turds!

Hey, why not come over to my house and watch mama do all that for free? Are you into BBWs? Well, I guess she isn’t beautiful, but she definitely is very big. She also has severe issues with flatulence, explosive diarrhea, and severe incontinence. She doesn’t actually eat poop very often unless you count the constant Uber Eats McDonald’s deliveries.

Seriously, dude, she shits all over her fucking self, and I’d really appreciate if somebody else would come help clean the fat bitch up. I’m tired of getting food poisoning from accidentally ingesting her turd particles after a morning of Taco Bell and high-pressure water cleaning her anus. The fecal mist is just awful.

If you don’t want to come over, I guess I don’t blame you. I feel like I’ve been trapped, a prisoner of this basement for the last 40 years. Instead of getting yourself into a similar predicament, these scat tubes have all that nasty literal shit you’re looking for. Watch beautiful women pooping, farting, and pissing golden showers all over themselves and each other. Why watch hot chicks fuck men when you can watch them diddling themselves with “caca” dildos and frozen corn chocolate logs?

What kind of (HD) (full-length) scat and pissing porn movies can I see on these scat tubes?

Everyone’s familiar with the original classic, 2 girls 1 cup. If not, let me refresh your memory. That’s the one where the girls shit soft-serve diarrhea into a cup, eat the nasty slop, and puke it back into each other’s mouths. It ain’t the kind of stuff most people jerk their willies to, but I guess most people aren’t you, are they?

Of course, that ain’t the beginning and end of shit porn. You’ll find golden showers movies that happen in the shower, bedroom, and kitchen. One of these days, that secret Russian Donald Trump movie is finally going to make an appearance on one of these scat tubes. You can also find blonde bitches shitting on the floor, brunettes shitting into toilets, and Latinas peeing at the park. Or what about hot Asian girls pooping on their hands, rubbing it into their titties, and then eating whatever’s still sticking their fingers?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen and extremely filthy perverts, you’ll find just about anything involving liquid and solid human waste on these free tubes. Some of it even seems like regular porn until the brown explosions happen, and everything gets covered in a thick paste. You freakshow-loving motherfuckers who don’t even get off to it will have a fun time, at least for a little while. You can watch the hottest women in the world degrading themselves with the nastiest substance known to man: human fecal matter.

What are the best scat and pee porn tube sites in 2019?

The best scat and pee porn tubes? Well, there are many. One of the things you have to remember is that most of the big free tubes won’t touch this shit with a 10-foot pole. You’re not going to load up Pornhub and see a girl shitting in another girl’s vagina, because Pornhub is an upstanding and respectable website full of teenage anal deflowerings and hardcore anal fisting. Only the most perverted websites are willing to fuck with shit, and these are the best options of the few that exist.

Scat Gold and Xpee are the best all-scat tubes out there right now. You’ll find a wide selection of videos that will make your immune system go into overdrive just by watching, and the spam isn’t too bad considering this is pretty deep niche porn, and they could really rape you with advertising. Where the fuck else are you going to go? PooPeeGirls, FreshScat, and DirtyShack would be my next choices if I was the kind of person who masturbates to poop movies.

Some of the dirtier tubes have good selections of this dirtier smut. ThisVid, EroProfile, and xHamster are fucking solid, and you know Motherless is good for the really nasty shit. If this doesn’t count as really nasty shit, I’ll go out back and slit my wrists with a rusty razor, just like mom wants.

Who’s your favorite scat pornstar, PornGeek?

That’s kind of a tough one. In case you haven’t noticed, the big names like Abella Danger and Melissa Moore eight ain’t their fingers in shit and licking those dick-strokers clean. It’s a deep-niche thing, not to mention absolutely fucking disgusting. Even girls who like getting airtight orgies from a bunch of BBCs at once think it’s pretty nasty to have another woman poop on her chest, then have a dude give her the old chili dog treatment. There are only a handful of really recognizable porn sluts who ever got down on video to the sound of brown.

Cory Chase is one of the bigger names who has ever pooped on camera, and Cherry Torn actually did a fair amount of scat before she went more mainstream. Jynx Maze and Mandy Flores are a couple of the only names I could think of from the current generation of hardcore sluts who have fooled around with poo-poo for the entertainment of freaky perverts like you.

How much do these crazy feces loving bitches get paid for this?

I’m guessing it’s not nearly enough, but then again, I’m not the kind of person who enjoys getting poop all over my face. For me, it’s usually an accident stemming from my clumsiness, which is a result of my extreme fatness and inability to move my pudgy limbs like a normal person. I guess if I was into it, I’d do it for fucking free, just like I always have sex with my girlfriend even though mama says she’s just a stupid anime princess body pillow. I will say that the princess is pretty happy that I never poop on her, though I’ve been getting ideas from these websites. (Don’t tell her!)

PornGeek, did you use Suki as a human toilet and diarrhea shat your Taco Bell menu all over her yet?

I think you have me confused with The Porn Dude. Suki is way the fuck out of my budget. I have an old android phone my mom gave me in case there’s an emergency, but it has never worked, and honestly, I think it’s part of a plan to let me die in the event of a house fire.

I did once take a massive, steaming dump all over my old Game Boy, but that was more out of rage than an erotic impulse. I lost one of my favorite Pokémon, had a goddamn tantrum, and now whenever I play, my hands always smell more like farts than they usually do. It’s times like this that I wish I was really into shit porno and golden showers because then I would just load up one of these free scat tubes and have a good fap.