Dirty Shack! If you want something comparable to my house in both the terms of design and functionality, then you should probably visit DirtyShack.com. It's mostly a porn site full of shit. Literally. I'm really not into scat, but I realize that some of my followers are, which generally makes me happy for one reason only. And that's the fact that I'm not the lamest dude around. I'm not successful nor handsome like ThePornDude, but I at least realize that there are people out there that are into piss, shit, and vomit, and I think that that's even beneath my level of lame, which does say a lot about both me, and you. So yeah, let's pretty much start this review, or else I'm going to vomit. And I already did that today, but it was because I remembered how sad my life is, so I just sat there and cried for about three hours straight.
First impressionsAside from the joke about my house, which really isn't a joke, DirtyShack.com really does look like what it brands itself to be, which is a dirty shack. You pretty much just have scat videos plastered all over the site, and that's it. Nothing special to it. In fact, it looks so filthy that it reminds me of those European toilets where you have to pay fifty cents to take a shit. And trust me, I'm not paying for multiple reasons. First, I don't have those fifty cents. I'm saving my money for bagels since I'm already malnourished anyways.Second, I'm not spending money to take a crap. I'd instead find a bush to do it. People already think that I'm a hideous and disgusting being anyways, so where's the harm in confirming their theories? You have some options right at the top, but aside from those, you really aren't going to find anything that catchy or exciting on this godforsaken site.
NavigationNavigation on DirtyShack.com is, luckily, relatively easy. You only have a few options that you can use, and all of them are practical. You have the home page, which I pretty much explained in the previous section of this review. Then you have the videos and the pictures, and if you're not freaked out already, go and check them out. If you're looking for a real and authentic scat experience, though, come to my house. You'd love the way how my toilet looks demolished after my mother finishes with it. That's, of course, after about six big Macs, a couple of ice creams, and a smoothie with nearly a ton of sugar, but that's it. Now imagine me having to live with that my whole life. Or when my mom pours laxatives in my dad's morning coffee intentionally, just because they had a fight the previous night.Next up you have the categories, which we will explain in another section of this review, because how else would I make this review enjoyable? It's the same as when you're taking a big dump (since we're already talking about those). You have to wait a bit for it to be really good. And you have to have some support in your life. You know, one of those shits, you have to get naked for it, and like grab onto something just because the experience is so intense? Well, I don't know the feeling, simply because I rarely get to eat well, so I don't have much to pump out already. But anyways, the categories seem excellent, and the details about them will be divulged later. DirtyShack.com does have some surprises up their sleeves though, but they're just all crappy. It's a stupid pun, but give me a break, you know that I'm not the king of humor already.And the last option is the community option, which will pretty much just give out profiles of other people who are members of DirtyShack.com. So if you're ever looking to find more people who enjoy playing with poop, you can just come here and do that directly. Or you can start reading about Mozart, since he was a scatologist as well. You see, if you go on the internet and look it up, you'll see that he was obsessed with scatology. And trust me, this is not a lie. If you type it out, it will appear. Trust me. It will. And it's kind of hopeful too. If one of the biggest geniuses ever could be a scatologist, then I can make something out of myself before I turn thirty too.
The perksThe biggest perk of DirtyShack.com is that it's free, and you can join it without any problems. And the second biggest perk is that it's legal since this kind of shit should be widely forbidden. This does sound like something that ThePornDude would agree on, but still. If me living with my deranged parents is still legal, even when I was a minor, then you can watch a guy taking a shit to his mouth, so yeah. Pretty much everything is possible these days, and that scares the crap out of me — literally, ha-ha.
The categoriesThere aren't that many categories on DirtyShack.com and thank the fucking lord for that. You see, there's this meme rumor on the internet that girls don't poop. But after living with my parents in my twenties and watching sites like these... That rumor has been disproved in my mind. A long time ago at that. But, of course, some categories include men too. So even though DirtyShack.com is all about the shits (but I don't know about the giggles), you can still find some equality here, even though it is the disgusting kind of it.But, after I think about it, it's cool. Even the weirdest parts of the internet can be fair in some way. And if that can happen on scat sites, then there's some hope for the world too. Or maybe I'm just pathetic again, and I'm lying to myself, so I can make myself feel better when I finally go to sleep tonight after another round of crying in my bed.About the categories on DirtyShack.com, you can find pissing, puking, and shitting. Most of it is naked, but some panties are pooped too, which is generally fucking disgusting. Although, since my health sucks balls, I do have to admit that it did happen to me fairly recently. It wasn't really a real shit, it was more of a shart. And that made me feel like a complete and fucking retard, because who the fuck sharts? Senior citizens, that's who. That's also when I realized that I have to take care of my body because it's the only one I've got. But I also don't like my living conditions, so there's no reason for me to try and better myself either.If you enter a specific category on DirtyShack.com, you'll find videos neatly lined up. From then on, you can just choose what you want to watch, and it will conveniently appear on your screen, and that's it. That's as far as my research goes. Maybe ThePornDude is far braver than me, and I'll admit that. But, unlike his life, mine sucks, so I don't want to make it any worse by dedicating my totally-not-precious time to researching shit sites thoroughly. So, you should be happy that I even decided to do this accurately. All in all, if we're talking about the categories, that's probably the best part of DirtyShack.com, since that's the least important part of it anyways.
Registration and conclusionLuckily, the registration process isn't complicated, either. You can just type in your email and then think of a password. After that, you create your own unique username, even though you're the same as me and you basically don't deserve any other nickname than 'faggot.' By the way, that's what they used to call me in high school. Some jocks also used to call me fag, but that's only when they heard that that's what British people call cigarettes. And then they used to blow smoke in my face because they knew that I have asthma. I have weak lungs, sue me! My parents smoke, so I got used to it, but sometimes I have to go to the hospital.But I, of course, do not do that, since I don't have any life insurance, because the money that I get from these mostly goes on my parents' vices, and that's it. Wow, I just realized how dark this one is. Fuck, I better wrap this up quickly. All in all, DirtyShack.com is an excellent site. It's not my kind of thing, and it certainly does not suit my tastes, mainly because I never tried eating shit. Unless it's metaphorically. But, if you're into this type of thing, then you'll undoubtedly love it.