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Why should I pay for premium tranny pornography, if I can see t-girls fuck for free on aShemaleTube?
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What are the best shemale porn premium sites in 2024?
The ones on this list, naturally. While some may suspect I’m just a pathetic wannabe and stole this from The Porn Dude, I actually did a ton of research, and it’s not a coincidence that I picked the same sites. These are just the best ones out there right now. The paysites on my tranny porn list strike a solid balance between TS content, price, and masturbatory convenience. Each one has a slightly different flavor to their lovemaking and dirty fuck scenes, so read the reviews or check out a bunch of the sample pages before pulling the trigger.
TransAngels is my number-one pick based on the production values and the quality of their tranny talent. It’s a newer site, and they always seem to have the top TS pornstars starring in their regular updates. If you’re looking for the best of the best, this is probably it.
TSPlayground is the tranny site on the Evil Angel network, while Tranny Surprise is the work of those professional perverts at Reality Kings. Each has the kinky feel their parent company is known for. I love how Tranny Surprise stays with the reality porn theme that RK is so famous for.
If you’re looking for an all-trap porn network, Trans500 is the way to go. For WebCams, I’ve seen a bunch of options out there, but nobody has been able to overtake Chaturbate’s trans section. It’s such a big cam site that basically everyone signs up there, and the other guys end up with a very shallow, piss-filled pool to choose from.
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That said, I take my Porn Dude worship seriously. In trying to be like the royal masturbator, I’ve taken it upon myself to contact the fine folks who run these tranny porn sites. They don’t always want to play nice, but some of them were willing to give Porn Geek readers a little discount on the Thai ladyboys, teen shemales, and TILFs. All you’ve got to do to cash in is remember to use my links when you venture out into the world of premium Tgirl smut.
PornGeek, do you feel jealous, when watching TS porn seeing your micro dick aka mega clit?
I do get jealous, and fuck you very much for mentioning it! Is that you, mom? What did I tell you about emailing me at work? I’m so sick of always being ragged on just because of my teeny, tiny dingdong, and the fact that I’m so insecure about it that I’m having another grown-man tantrum about it right now. If I weren’t so winded from aggressively banging out this paragraph, I’d come upstairs and give you a piece of my mind. Instead, I guess I’ll just slump into my own man boobs and sob until I’m all tuckered out and ready for bed.
I’m sorry you had to read that, and I’m sorry I had to have a meltdown while you were just trying to jerk off to premium shemale porn. As soon as I’m able to compose myself, I’m probably going to whip out my “mega clit”, as you so cruelly called it, and crank it to some of the finest tranny blowjobs and tgirl titty fucks the porn world has to offer.
