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Show me the best adult stores to buy the cheapest sex toys with discreet delivery and fast shipping!

Then you’ve come to the right place to find cum toys!

I mean, being single is tough, and I can tell you that being a virgin is even (seemingly perpetually) harder. Take it from someone with decades of experience. However, there are some great tools, or rather toys, to make the passing time waiting to experience the real thing easier…not to mention much more pleasurable.

If you scroll down and check out these sites, you’re going to be treated to so many sales, specials, and a whole bunch of other neat naughty objects to explore. However, rather than read all of my reviews and check out each site in detail for yourself, just keep on reading to get my sum-up of these cum dump suppliers.

What kind of kinky adult toys can I purchase on these online sex shops?

All kinds, of course – after all, I only have an interest in getting you guys access to the best, cheapest, cum conjuring trinkets. So, I’ve scoured the net looking for the absolute best breast simulating, penis pump promoting, fleshlight selling sites out there.

For instance, if you’re looking for custom fleshlights, Fleshlight.com is arguably the leader in tool teasing hand tools, which is hard to beat anywhere else. In fact, I’ve got a couple of custom cock cuddlers from that site, and I have to tell you that they feel, unlike anything you’ve ever experienced with your right hand.

I’ve asked ThePornDude if the toys from that site are as good or better than the “real” thing, and he only said that “they’re no better or worse, they’re just different – like comparing vaginal to anal sex.” So, if you want some new sensations, check those toys out.

Besides that, Adult Empire and the Adam & Eve Store has a fantastic number of lubricants and oils, porn movies, not to mention some more unusual stimulators. Now hey, I ain’t gay, but at one point I did get into pegging videos and thought, “well, maybe that would be fun if a woman were doing that to me.”

So, I went and got myself a few anal stimulators as well from those two sites and wasn’t disappointed – and I guarantee you won’t be either. Just keep an open mind…and a lubed up ass.

Got a fetish for all things anime like me? Then J-List is a great place to find all sorts of goodies. Mostly, you’re going to find a Googleplex of gorgeous videos of Japanese girls, but there are a few other kinky products you can buy like sexy underwear and a few extreme fetish-oriented toys.

Then there is Amazon.com. I don’t think that I have to tell you that the giantess of internet retail has everything else you’re ever going to need, which you can’t find on the other sites.

PornGeek, I have a microdick like you! Can a penis pump really give me a big pornstar cock?

First off, contrary to what you may have heard on some forums and a few trolly assholes on Twitter might say, I actually don’t have a ‘real’ microdick. On a good day, I’m well over four inches, which takes me outside of the “official” tiny penis category and well into the lower east Asian size range.

Moving on, one of the ways that you can get a respectable boner of that size is through the many penis pumps, herbal enhancing formulas, and other unique methods that actually do add a few extra centimeters to your cock.

I’m not sure that I’ll ever get to ThePornDude levels of cock size (and yeah, my bro has shown me what he’s packing #nohomo) but I am getting up there and all of the tools you can get through Adam and Eve Store, Adult Empire, and the queen of retail: almighty Amazon.

I want to buy a life-size sex doll, but I want to keep it a secret. How discreet is the packaging?

I’m sure the idea of getting what is basically an android (or is it gynoid?) delivered to your door seems like it’d be impossible to get it quietly. However, having visited both RealDoll.com and SexySexDoll.com – and I just may have ordered a couple of things from there – I can assure you that you will get your dream (latex) girl without having to worry about the embarrassment of everyone in the neighborhood knowing what your fetishes are.

If anything, when you get your (nearly) real girl in the mail, it’ll be like getting a piece of large furniture. Just take it from me, don’t ask your mom to help you unbox it. It’ll lead to some…awkward conversations.

Am I able to test out a certain product before I buy it, or is there a 30-day return policy?

It depends on which product you get and where you get it from, but to sum up, most of these sites have a pretty good return and refund policy. For instance, most of the sellers on Amazon have no problem adhering to the site’s refund policy.

Just be sure that, if you do want to return a toy, don’t cum in it too much and gum up all of the cracks and crevices. I’ve done that before, and despite thinking that I cleaned the hell out of it, the company I bought it from wouldn’t take it back because it was “too compromised by semen.”

How can I make a living by becoming an erotic shop sex toy tester?

Well, I can say that I have tried and it is a fucking fun job, although it doesn’t pay very well. I know that there are professionals who do get paid even more, and maybe you can, too, but it’s hard to get that kind of professional and permanent position.

However, if you want to be a reviewer and promoter of sex products and get paid, then you’ve entered a whole new territory. If that kind of stuff interests you, then welcome to the world of affiliate marketing!

By becoming a digital pimp and promoting other people’s products, you too can make some (or a lot) of money on the side. For those of you who don’t know, all you have to do is promote someone else product, in this case, a porno toy, on your own blog, social media profile, or homemade landing page.

LOL, a womanizer like me, doesn’t need plastic pussy, but I’ll buy a fleshlight for my bro’s birthday!

Then go off and do it! There are new specials and awesome sales going on all of the time on all of these platforms. And don’t take my word it, just check out Adam & Eve Store right now for yourself. Sales are going on all the time, which can save you up to 80% (or more!) on all kinds of kinky toys.

In fact, you can even get some stuff for free if you spend a little bit of money on a few exciting items. And that’s just one of the sites with the more “traditional” sex toys.

Then some solicit the ever salacious real dolls like SexySexDoll.com, which has a flash sale going on right now and – from what I can gather from my sources – will have that same sale going on for a while. Just be sure to check them all out now since these deals may not last too long if a lot of you guys (and a lot of you probably will) take advantage of them all at once.

1 AcmeJoy

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Greetings, Sexplorers! It's PornGeek here, navigating through the naughty lanes of AcmeJoy. It's like an erotic supermarket for grown-ups, stacked with high-quality sex toys that'll make your imagination blush. Don't shy away from your naughty needs here. Stock up on intimate accessories that'll add an X-factor to your love life. You'll be hooked, guaranteed!

2 BestVibe

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Yo! ThePornGeek here. Landed on BestVibe recently and hell, these guys have got their game robust in the "Online Sex Toys Shops" sphere. A myriad of playthings, from dildos to vibrating cock rings, you name it, they provide it. All the quality goodies under one roof and discretely shipped - what else could you ask? Get your kink on, responsibly!

3 Adam & Eve Store

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Peeping into the Adam & Eve Store, I felt like a horny kid in a candy store. Wall to wall toys beckoning your imagination to run riot, ample lingerie options ready to sexually charge any encounter, and vast product range ensure your naughty needs are well-indulged. So, gear up, mates, it's gonna be a wild ride!

4 Fleshlight

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FleshLight.com has a reputation for being for losers and other guys who don’t get laid, but these toys are so good that I think it’s time for masturbatory equality—if girls can buy sex toys, guys should be able to too!

5 Lovense

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Yo, it's PornGeek here! I've just experienced the erotic realm of Lovense, your new bootilicious friend in the 'Online Sex Toy Shops' neighborhood. This bad boy’s showering its mojo with an assortment of steamy gadgets that'll make your solo play feel like a full-blown party. Lads & lasses, rest your palms and let Lovense handle your naughty nights.

6 VirtualMate

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It's PornGeek, and I'm back with another wild find. VirtualMate spins the classic idea of an adult toy shop and pitches it straight into the future. Their sensor-packed device combined with virtual characters sparks an electrifying experience. It’s an intoxicating blend of innovation and arousal!

7 The Handy Feeling

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Feeling spicy? The Handy Feeling, featured on my list, is your golden ticket to pleasure town. With a vast array of quality sex toys, each piece guarantees mind-blowing satisfaction. From dildos to vibrators, they've got it all surrendering a diversity that mandates commendation. Turn your lonely nights into a festival of euphoria with The Handy Feeling.

8 Kiiroo

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Holy smokes, guys! If there's one online sex toy shop that cranks the heat up, it's Kiiroo. Championing the next-gen adult technology, their innovative sex toys bridge the gap, transforming virtual into reality. With Kiiroo, you're not just exploring your desires; you're living them. So why hold back? Unleash your fetishes and let Kiiroo guide your journey to paradise!

9 BathMate Direct

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Alright, fellow pleasure seekers, the PornGeek here after reviewing BathMate Direct under our “Online Sex Toys Shops” arena. This online lair has an eclectic mix of fascinating adult toys that'll keep sexual seekers submerged in a sea of ecstasy. The site is superbly user-friendly, with an enticing global shipping policy. BathMate Direct is a must-visit for some thrilling sexual exploration!

10 Fleshy

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Fleshy! Talk about an online sex shop that makes you feel like a kid in a candy store. From their hot, chic sex toys to their detailed product descriptions, and super quick delivery; it was a love affair! The PornGeek is impressed! Fleshy, you're setting trends in this risqué business.

11 Honey Play Box

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Now, here is an online sex toy shop that stands out from the rest - Honey Play Box! As the PornGeek, I am impressed with their high-quality, eye-catching stock, packaged to ensure your naughty purchases remain your little secret. A great place for pleasure seekers to find their perfect spicy toy.

12 Tracys Dog

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Welcome to the risqué world of Tracys Dog - the one-stop-shop for all your sex toy needs. As your trusted PornGeek, it gets my golden stamp of approval. This titillating portal houses a wild selection of toys that hold the power to knock your socks off! Brace yourself for delightfully sinful nights, once you start exploring this Eden of pleasure!

13 Juntame

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What's up, fellas? Your old mate, the PornGeek, brings a perfect outing into the Wonderland of Kinky! Juntame - an online Sex toy store, has got your needs covered from top to bottom. Whether it's about BDSM, luxury vibrators, superb lubes, or exotic lingerie, they've got you covered. Experience a new sexual zenith with Juntame, where satisfaction is guaranteed!

14 PornHint

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PornGeek coming at ya, this time with a sweeeeeeet online sex toy shop, PornHint. I was greeted by a jaw-dropping myriad of toys; everything from the usual suspects to absolute exotic rarities. Seamless browsing, awesome prices, and express shipping? PornHint nails it all. Dread not if you're new in town; this is a judgement-free, carnal candy store. Happy exploring!

15 OtonaJP

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Ah, get ready my fellow hentai lovers for an arousing journey into premium adult content - OtonaJP. This site is your treasure trove filled to the brim with risque adult toys and exotic hentai related goodies. Beautifully designed figures, lascivious games, and fleshy onaholes, they've got it all. A legit haven for those seeking to plunge deeper into their hentai fantasies.

16 JList

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JList.com sells just about anything that you can normally only get in Japan—and with Japan being Japan, that naturally includes plenty of porn and sex toys.

17 Lelo

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Well, buckle up, my lovelies, because the PornGeek is here with his review on Lelo, a high-end luxury erotic toy platform. Lelo surely stands out in the 'Online Sex Toys Shops' with its chic packaging, unabashed focus on women's pleasure, and superior-grade materials. It's the Rolls Royce of adult toys, if you will.

18 SVAKOM

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SVAKOM, sit tight on this roller-coaster ride to an electrifying climax. The site's intuitive interface is brimming with an exhaustive selection of top-drawer goodies. It’s the wonderland of the Online Sex Toys Shops category that will amplify your joys and push the boundaries of your fantasies with its quality offerings. Brace yourself for the ultimate ride!

19 BigShocked

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The name BigShocked does justice to the wonderment you'll experience browsing through their myriad of adult goodies. The curated selection of high-quality toys is impressive, but the appealing prices are the cherry on top. A site that understands your unique needs and outspoken in promoting safe and satisfying adult play. Come get your smolder on! BigShocked, your private playmate dealer!

20 Onahole

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Following my freaky fetishes, I came across a fantastic hentai premium site named "Onahole." The ultra-realistic animations paired with uncensored content shot my mind into overdrive. Diversity was a big check too; irrespective of your particular kink, "Onahole" has you covered, delivering quality over everything.

21 MotsuToys

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22 PornDudeShop

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Hey, it's PornGeek letting you in on the secret - PornDudeShop. A virtual buffet of sex toys guaranteed to shoot your satisfaction levels off the charts. Whether you're exploring yourself or adding spice to your relationship, their tantalizing selection has got you covered. Trust me, you're stepping into a sensual wonderland and I bet you'll come back for more!

23 BestVibe

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Well, well, the PornGeek never shies away from an assignment. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to BestVibe. It’s more than just an online sex toy shop— it's like the holy grail for pleasure-seekers! It's a site with range, delivering everything from small delights to mind-blowing thrills. Genuinely, one of the greatest online pleasure troves!

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