Show me the best adult stores to buy the cheapest sex toys with discreet delivery and fast shipping!
Then you’ve come to the right place to find cum toys!
I mean, being single is tough, and I can tell you that being a virgin is even (seemingly perpetually) harder. Take it from someone with decades of experience. However, there are some great tools, or rather toys, to make the passing time waiting to experience the real thing easier…not to mention much more pleasurable.
If you scroll down and check out these sites, you’re going to be treated to so many sales, specials, and a whole bunch of other neat naughty objects to explore. However, rather than read all of my reviews and check out each site in detail for yourself, just keep on reading to get my sum-up of these cum dump suppliers.
What kind of kinky adult toys can I purchase on these online sex shops?
All kinds, of course – after all, I only have an interest in getting you guys access to the best, cheapest, cum conjuring trinkets. So, I’ve scoured the net looking for the absolute best breast simulating, penis pump promoting, fleshlight selling sites out there.
For instance, if you’re looking for custom fleshlights, Fleshlight.com is arguably the leader in tool teasing hand tools, which is hard to beat anywhere else. In fact, I’ve got a couple of custom cock cuddlers from that site, and I have to tell you that they feel, unlike anything you’ve ever experienced with your right hand.
I’ve asked ThePornDude if the toys from that site are as good or better than the “real” thing, and he only said that “they’re no better or worse, they’re just different – like comparing vaginal to anal sex.” So, if you want some new sensations, check those toys out.
Besides that, Adult Empire and the Adam & Eve Store has a fantastic number of lubricants and oils, porn movies, not to mention some more unusual stimulators. Now hey, I ain’t gay, but at one point I did get into pegging videos and thought, “well, maybe that would be fun if a woman were doing that to me.”
So, I went and got myself a few anal stimulators as well from those two sites and wasn’t disappointed – and I guarantee you won’t be either. Just keep an open mind…and a lubed up ass.
Got a fetish for all things anime like me? Then J-List is a great place to find all sorts of goodies. Mostly, you’re going to find a Googleplex of gorgeous videos of Japanese girls, but there are a few other kinky products you can buy like sexy underwear and a few extreme fetish-oriented toys.
Then there is Amazon.com. I don’t think that I have to tell you that the giantess of internet retail has everything else you’re ever going to need, which you can’t find on the other sites.
PornGeek, I have a microdick like you! Can a penis pump really give me a big pornstar cock?
First off, contrary to what you may have heard on some forums and a few trolly assholes on Twitter might say, I actually don’t have a ‘real’ microdick. On a good day, I’m well over four inches, which takes me outside of the “official” tiny penis category and well into the lower east Asian size range.
Moving on, one of the ways that you can get a respectable boner of that size is through the many penis pumps, herbal enhancing formulas, and other unique methods that actually do add a few extra centimeters to your cock.
I’m not sure that I’ll ever get to ThePornDude levels of cock size (and yeah, my bro has shown me what he’s packing #nohomo) but I am getting up there and all of the tools you can get through Adam and Eve Store, Adult Empire, and the queen of retail: almighty Amazon.
I want to buy a life-size sex doll, but I want to keep it a secret. How discreet is the packaging?
I’m sure the idea of getting what is basically an android (or is it gynoid?) delivered to your door seems like it’d be impossible to get it quietly. However, having visited both RealDoll.com and SexySexDoll.com – and I just may have ordered a couple of things from there – I can assure you that you will get your dream (latex) girl without having to worry about the embarrassment of everyone in the neighborhood knowing what your fetishes are.
If anything, when you get your (nearly) real girl in the mail, it’ll be like getting a piece of large furniture. Just take it from me, don’t ask your mom to help you unbox it. It’ll lead to some…awkward conversations.
Am I able to test out a certain product before I buy it, or is there a 30-day return policy?
It depends on which product you get and where you get it from, but to sum up, most of these sites have a pretty good return and refund policy. For instance, most of the sellers on Amazon have no problem adhering to the site’s refund policy.
Just be sure that, if you do want to return a toy, don’t cum in it too much and gum up all of the cracks and crevices. I’ve done that before, and despite thinking that I cleaned the hell out of it, the company I bought it from wouldn’t take it back because it was “too compromised by semen.”
How can I make a living by becoming an erotic shop sex toy tester?
Well, I can say that I have tried and it is a fucking fun job, although it doesn’t pay very well. I know that there are professionals who do get paid even more, and maybe you can, too, but it’s hard to get that kind of professional and permanent position.
However, if you want to be a reviewer and promoter of sex products and get paid, then you’ve entered a whole new territory. If that kind of stuff interests you, then welcome to the world of affiliate marketing!
By becoming a digital pimp and promoting other people’s products, you too can make some (or a lot) of money on the side. For those of you who don’t know, all you have to do is promote someone else product, in this case, a porno toy, on your own blog, social media profile, or homemade landing page.
LOL, a womanizer like me, doesn’t need plastic pussy, but I’ll buy a fleshlight for my bro’s birthday!
Then go off and do it! There are new specials and awesome sales going on all of the time on all of these platforms. And don’t take my word it, just check out Adam & Eve Store right now for yourself. Sales are going on all the time, which can save you up to 80% (or more!) on all kinds of kinky toys.
In fact, you can even get some stuff for free if you spend a little bit of money on a few exciting items. And that’s just one of the sites with the more “traditional” sex toys.
Then some solicit the ever salacious real dolls like SexySexDoll.com, which has a flash sale going on right now and – from what I can gather from my sources – will have that same sale going on for a while. Just be sure to check them all out now since these deals may not last too long if a lot of you guys (and a lot of you probably will) take advantage of them all at once.