Grooby Girls

GroobyGirls aka Shemale Yum! When the internet was first discovered by Big “ThePornDude” Dickson back in 1969, he knew that before he announced it to the world, he had to first add porn to it. Back then it was all cave paintings and stone carvings of various boobs and butts, but it wasn’t long before we evolved towards using DivX for video compression. After that, it was all properly compressed 360p videos of proper smut, and the internet as we know it today was born.First came the sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Then there were blowjobs. After that, came the genius innovative directors who invented websites that were solely devoted to showing you solo girl masturbation - to worship the female form no doubt. Those were the first true feminists.Not long after that, people started to get wet and wild with porn genres and it was only a matter of time before someone thought to put t-girls on camera. T-girls, or transgender individuals as you should refer to them if you want to be a true feminist and politically correct hero, are no less women than any other woman in your life. In fact, in terms of volume mass and shape, they’re a bit more woman than the average woman because they’ve got an extra few pounds of something-something down there between their legs. You know what I’m talking about - these girls bring their own meat, in case you’re not willing to provide.Since the very beginnings of t-girl focused sites there has been cross-genre smut, combining the porn we’ve come to know and love, but reenacting it with a t-girl cast. So you can easily find videos of trans girls masturbating alone or with a friend, then kick it up a notch with some vids of them taking it up the pooper, like a trooper with nothing to lose.Now let’s casually segue to the most important t-girl devoted site in the universe - Shemale Yum!

Name Reassignment Surgery

Just like how every single girl under the Shemale Yum has undergone reassignment, so too has the name of the website. You see, back in 1996, Shemale Yum started off as the biggest and, dare I say, sweetest of all t-girl websites - and there were very few of them in existence back then. It’s one of those artsy-fartsy projects made by people that truly care about worshipping the female form. It’s not just a smut site, it’s an homage to all the elements of beauty that trans girls have to offer.Well, Shemale Yum was going strong until a few years ago when they decided to change their name to Grooby Girls, for reasons that are not entirely known to me. Either way, they decided to stay strong in terms of upload frequency and smut quality. So they’re still the sweetest t-girl loving site on the planet, and they still upload every single day. That’s right - you get a new t-girl video on this site every day, so they’re definitely worth your time.

It’s About (E)Quality

Beyond giving t-girls the love that every woman deserves, Grooby Girls are also hard at work bringing you quality, fap-worthy smut. Now, granted you’ll have to actually be into trans girls to enjoy this content, but it’s hardly gay. I mean sure, ThePornDude has teased me in the past for enjoying t-girls a bit too much - the man’s a real straight edge alpha - but I have no regrets. Beggars can’t be choosers, and every single girl on this website is an absolute beauty.I’m talking beautiful faces that are just begging for the cum. I mean, not my cum, but maybe yours, and certainly that of ThePornDude. On top of that, if you are one of those regressive Luddites who still uses the term “passable”, well, you’re the reason feminism is necessary in the 21st century. But yes, these girls are all “passable”. They’re all gorgeous girls with fuckable plump asses and round breasts that will have you coming back for more.As for the quality of the videos, we’re officially living in the 4K years of high-quality camera angles and shots, so you don’t have to worry about that at all. On the topic of what the videos actually contain, I’m a little concerned. There are a few t-girl on t-girl videos, sure. And there’s a ton of solo stuff. In fact, there’s mostly solo stuff. You can get your fill of near-infinite amounts of videos of t-girls masturbating alone while staring at the camera. You can pretend they’re looking at you as they’re about to bust a load.On top of that there’s a shitton of videos that feature guys fucking these girls, anally of course, but with a ton of blowjobs in between. They’re all a delight to watch. What I personally dislike, and I blame ThePornDude for spoiling me but, there are very few if any truly hardcore videos. And I mean hard-hardcore - Watching a t-girl take a cock ass to mouth and back again, or watching them covered in cum struggling to breathe as they choke on the peen.That’s the kind of stuff I’m used to seeing on hardcore smut websites, and Grooby Girls seems to be moving as far away from that kind of abuse and sticking close to more artsy scenes. It’s almost a modeling site in that way. It really reminds me of the softcore websites that get the most nubile girls and photograph them in the nude before sending them home.Now I’m not saying this is a softcore website, because it’s not. You see hardcore sex in every single video, and if there’s no penetration, then there’s certainly going to be a femboy dick orgasm with maybe some cum eating thrown in for good measure. My complaint is that the girls could easily get wetter and wilder if they wanted to, but Grooby Girls apparently have some sort of image to maintain.

Technical Stuff

The website is very original in terms of design and doesn’t really resemble the common porn tube formula we’ve come to know in recent years. That said, if you head on over to the updates section off the home page you’ll see a recognizable format of porn video thumbnails, sorted by release date. And of course, every day you’re going to see one more video shoved on top - the new video for that day.Besides that, you’re going to see a lot of cross-network linking with videos from other sites, but as long as you stick to the Grooby Girls update section, you can largely avoid getting bounced from the site.When ThePornDude covered Grooby Girls back in the day, he noticed something interesting that I too couldn’t get past - the videos have some hidden tags. What that means for your experience is uncertain, but I’ll say this much about the sorting - it could be better. I mean sure, there is a categories section where you can cross-reference, and it is extensive, but it doesn’t seem to be made with that gentle marketing touch that keeps you coming back for more. It feels more like a library than a smut site. I’m not a fan of that. If I’m watching a video that I particularly like, I’d want the site to be working in the background trying hard to find me more of the same. I don’t want to have to go out of my way to look. And on a site that’s entirely focused on tranny porn, it’s pretty goddamn hard to stay within a niche.Beyond that, there’s not much more to be said about the site that you couldn’t guess from just knowing that it’s a paid smut den. They charge you around $20 a month if you pay yearly for way over 5000 videos and hundreds of thousands of photographs from the video sessions. Add to that the daily updates, and you’ve got yourself an amazing and absolutely worthwhile premium experience. There are of course no ads, because if there were we’d probably protest. And while the original website looked great, the new revamped style is even cleaner and less intrusive. You’re looking at a very smooth fapping experience with a very good built-in streaming service that doesn’t seem to lag, ever. I even tried out the 4K videos and my computer had absolutely no problem streaming them live, and even skipping through.If you’re a hot blooded, virile male who likes his girls with a bit of extra meat, Grooby Girls is the site for you, especially if you’re a fan of worshipping the female form. Grooby Girls really care about their t-girls and they’re really devoted to their style of keeping things fresh, crisp and clean. This is the website for gentlemen who got class and want tranny girl ass.