ThisVid Scat

This Vid Scat! I’m not sure if you guys realize this, but life is shit. I’m sure it’s fine if you’re someone like The Porn Dude and you get laid all the time, but my own existence is a fecal nightmare. This morning I thought I just had to fart and ended up taking a huge dump in my pants again. I went upstairs to clean up, but my mom was in the bathroom with her own case of explosive diarrhea. I ended up wiping myself down with an old TV Guide, and I’m sure mom will be pissed because she collects those things.Maybe it’s some kind of reverse psychology thing I’m testing out on myself, but today I decided to just wallow in this fucking shit. Instead of loading up my typical taboo anal movies and golden showers hentai, I pulled up the Scat section at ThisVid. I still haven’t been able to take a shower, change my clothes or even wash my hands, so I’m sure the strong odor of poop I’m smelling will help me really get into this dirty, filthy brown porno.

A Tube Full of Shit, Kind of Like a Sewer

ThisVid.com looks pretty much like your typical free tube, but the content is a bit kinkier than you usually find on one. The front page has amateur babes getting fucked and blonde girls masturbating in the bathroom like you’d find anywhere else, but that vanilla stuff is in the minority here. The rest is a smorgasbord of really freaky shit like voyeur movies of Thai babes in the toilet, butthole spreading and winking, sluts being spanked by BBWs and masked boys fisting masked girls. There are vore movies of guys pretending to eat your family, bound sluts and muscle studs.Yeah, this is clearly an extra kinky tube. It seems like exactly the kind of place where you could find an extensive collection of poop porno among all the Shemale squirting and public Pissing movies. A lot of the really freaky categories run thousands of movies deep, and Scat is no exception here. There are currently over 100,000 shit sex movies in their stash and another 7k filed under Scat Men.I was about to write a little warning about clicking your way to the Scat section, but I have a feeling you already know what you’re in for. You probably wouldn’t even be reading this part of my site if you didn’t get all turned on every time you smell a woman’s farts or walk by a porta John on a really hot day. I can practically smell the front page of ThisVid’s Scat area.Like any section of any free sex tube, the fecal fuck flick section here is covered in thumbnails that show a lot of naked, exposed flesh. The thing that really separates this place from just about any other free porn repository on the Internet is that most of that succulent flesh is coated in a thick, greasy brown film.

Shit, Poop, Caca and Feces. Oh, and Sex, Too!

It’s a fucking trip to look at the thumbnails and see how they compare to regular porno thumbnails. There is a gorgeous teen exposing herself in her bedroom on one of the newest movies on the site. It would be a typical amateur WebCam shoot, but instead of just masturbating, the girl shits all over the floor and plays with it. There’s a hot brunette exposing herself and showing off her tight asshole, but then that brown rose blossoms and a huge turd falls out.I’m always wondering about the logistics of cleaning up sperm and girlcum in regular pornos, but I think I’d rather take a mop to a bukkake set then deal with all the goddamn shit spraying everywhere in these movies. One preview shows an amateur couple getting wild in a 69 position, but with each successive image, they are covered in more and more watery diarrhea. They smear it all over their bodies and leave streaks all over the floor.I actually have a pretty good video I shot of my mama when I was trying to get her on My 600-lb Life that I’m considering uploading to ThisVid. The producers of the show said it was simply too shocking to show a fat neckbeard scraping the poo from between his obese mother’s fat rolls since she’s too fat to clean up after herself. She may not be much of a looker compared to some of the hot sluts I see pooping on ThisVid, but I get the feeling my video would do better here than anywhere else on the web.I never would have guessed there is such variety when it comes to scat porn, but I’m seeing all kinds of shit on just the front page. There are solo pooping movies and fecal orgies, teenage dump takers and grannies dropping deuces. There is a mistress digging her high heels into a wimpy slave’s flesh before dropping a huge log in his mouth. An amateur couple films their experience trying to do an enema for the first time, and one really freaky redheaded bitch lets her dog shit right in her mouth.

Shit: The Sexual Ice Cream of 2019

I’m having second thoughts about this. I know I said I was trying to flip my own issues on their head, maybe give myself a little bit of exposure therapy, but now my head is spinning and I just threw up on my shirt. I was about to make a joke about how my puke might give you an erection, but then I remembered you’re a poop pervert and not a vomit voyeur.I found myself holding my breath as I checked out one of the top-rated scat movies on ThisVid (often misspelled as "thisvids"), a little something called Huge Load of Creamy Soft Shit - Video Two. It’s only a couple minutes long but has a 100% user rating. The black-haired slut in the thumbnail has a fucking fantastic body even if her face is blurred out. I guess I don’t really blame her for hiding her identity since she’s pushing out a load of hot, brown soft serve from her tight anus. My sister shared a photo of one of my diarrhea accidents on Facebook and now all our family reunions are even more humiliating than before.The movie plays without any spam or buffering issues, at least. The girl squats into the shot and immediately starts letting loose, breathing heavily as the turds flow out into a big, soft pile. I thought she was done after about 30 seconds because she stood up, but then she squatted back down to make that poocano just a little bit bigger. I was surprised to see her wipe, as I get the feeling fecal hygiene is not necessarily a major element of this genre.At the end of the video, the bitch picks up the camera so we can get a really good close-up of that literal pile of crap. “That looks nice, huh?” she asks in a sweeter voice than I expected. Also sweet is the fact that she takes the time to pick up her stinky gift, drop it in the toilet, and film it as it spins down the drain.

I Think I Have to Take a Dump

There’s no Download button, but at least there is a quick option to Send to Friend. It only works with email at this point, but they really should roll in Facebook integration. Your grandma is always wondering why you don’t meet a nice girl, settle down and get married. Isn’t it about time you showed her what you are really into? Maybe she knows a nice girl from church who’s willing to pop a bunch of laxatives and fire dingle berries into your waiting mouth.I made a real mistake here, guys. I don’t really understand what happened, but I’m now covered in poop, puke, and a fair amount of semen. I guess the only explanation is that ThisVid’s collection of scat porno was far too large, intense and free for my introductory masturbatory level. Make no mistake about it, this is a world-class collection of shit porn. It’s going to disgust just about everyone, even the most hardened of perverts. If you’re a coprophile, though, this might be your new shit. Literally.