Fresh Scat! Well, it seems that I have myself in a sticky situation. A smelly one too. You see, I don’t think that I’m ever ready for porn content like this. I’m a Porn Geek for fuck's sake, not a Porn Colonoscopist! Well, I guess I just have to deal with it and who knows, maybe I’ll even enjoy this kind of content. First things first though, I have to tell you which website we’re checking out today. It’s FreshScat.com, and it’s everything that you would expect from a porn site that deals with, well, scat porn. It’s a free tube site, so all the content is available to you without charge, and I don’t know whether that should excite you, or disgust you.
The design is pretty bland and very uninterestingSo, what does FreshScat.com have to offer us? Well, let’s start with a shitty design. I mean that both literally and metaphorically. I think that the site design is bland, but at the same time, it looks like it would smell like shit if it had a scent. So crappy, but bland. They use these brown undertones which are all over the site, and at this point, I’m not sure whether it’s the accent colors themselves or the thumbnails which are giving off such a shitty vibe. The only other shitty design I could compare this to is the Porn Geek design, cause let’s be honest, I didn’t put in a second of effort into that thing. I just went ahead and shat out whatever was convenient for me.The user interface also has some faults, but things are a lot better here. This is because FreshScat.com has just about everything that you would expect out of a free porn tube site when it comes to the navigation tools and features which are necessary for a good user experience. You’ll notice these as well when you first come to FreshScat.com. They have all the usual tabs which have to do with the videos, categories and all that. We’ll get more into those later, but for now at least know that even FreshScat.com gives you more options when it comes to navigation options than my Porn Geek website. Being beaten by a porn site covered in shit, now that’s humiliating…
The quality of scat porn has never been all that greatBut I have to stay 100% real with you here. That’s why there will be no bullshitting in this review. Only human shitting. Eh? See what I did there? I try really hard guys, so please laugh. If you don’t then I might even look for a way out in eating shit and I’ll become one of these fuckers. I don’t want that. Well, I guess eating shit wouldn’t be that much different from what I’m doing now. I’m metaphorically eating shit since I’m never in first place when it comes to these reviews. The Porn Dude is so much better than me so it’s almost as if he’s shitting down my throat at all times. And even though I like things down my throat every now and then, the taste of this is kind of funny.But enough of the self-pity. I want to know what FreshScat.com has to offer us in terms of videos. Well, it’s not the highest quality ever, though there do seem to be some premium videos sprinkled in here as well. As things stand right now, I think that FreshScat.com has a lot to offer when it comes to these videos if you look hard enough. Sure, the videos might not always be what you expect them to be in terms of quality, but it can’t be that bad that you just stop watching scat porn altogether. So, anyway, I think that you’ll really enjoy this content if you’re into this kind of shitty porn in the first place.
Insane number of scat porn videos to watch for freeThat being said, there are just so many videos on here to check out. There are pages upon pages of scat porn for you to watch and enjoy, and then there’s the fact that new videos get uploaded on FreshScat.com pretty much daily. I don’t know where they keep finding this much scat porn, but I guess that there’s a fair number of these videos out there cause they keep popping up on FreshScat.com like it’s the only thing people are doing! And I know for a fact that not many people would be willing to play with shit. I think I would, I have the nerve and I lack the self-respect as well. So yeah, I think I’d be up to the task. Imagine that! Porn Geek going down on his knees to eat some crap!Well, I don’t see that this would make my situation that much different if I have to be completely honest with you. But what definitely does make my situation different is the fact that some of the content that I watch is completely free. Since I don’t have a stinking penny in my wallet, I have to resort to watching free porn. I could never afford premium stuff, and that’s why I love sites such as FreshScat.com. This place gives me all the porn I need and it doesn’t ask for a penny! Now that’s commitment and I have to give kudos to this place for allowing me to watch so many amazing videos for absolutely free.
The ads are horrible, but the content is addictive as hellBut before I go off on a tangent and just start saying how FreshScat.com is absolutely fabulous, there’s something that I have to comment on with this website and It has to do with something that we all hate. That’s right, the ads. The ads are simply unbearable. I understand that they’re trying to make some money, but I don’t think that this is the most painless way to go about doing it. I get it, you have to make some cash if you want to stay in the porn biz, but I still wish that I didn’t have to watch these ads every time I start a video on FreshScat.com. It just gets me out of the mood at certain times.And with that last sentence, you might’ve noticed that I got hooked to this content on FreshScat.com. I don’t know what it is about eating shit that excites me so much, but I guess that I’m just a dirty little rat and I have to get what’s handed to me. If that means eating shit, then that means enjoying it to the fullest extent. Man, now I’m getting horny and that’s just not good. I might be spending too much time exploring all the content on FreshScat.com. I wish that I wasn’t so fucked up in the head like all you other fucks who watch scat porn content, but here we are.
Ever scat niche and subcategory you could have hoped forAt the end of the day, everyone has their niche, and if yours happens to be scat porn, then you’ll be happy to see that the categories on FreshScat.com reflect that as well. You’ll be able to select from a myriad of categories and they all have to do with scat porn. That’s something that I really like about FreshScat.com. It allows you to browse through everything that this place has to offer. In fact, this is one of the best navigation tools that you’ll find on this site, since the rest of them revolve around you browsing through page after page of content until you find what you were looking for in the first place.At the end of the day, FreshScat.com isn’t meant for everyone. It’s meant for people with low self-esteem who would gladly get on their knees and eat shit, such as me. Or it’s meant for people with a god complex who like to watch other people as rats as they scour for scraps amongst the shit. Hey, don’t take my word for it, just do a personality test and you’ll see which one of those two you tend to be. Overall, I think that you’ll have a great time on FreshScat.com if you like shit in your porn and it doesn’t disgust you at all when someone eats it and licks it.