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9Gag2
What's up my fellow audience, my name is the PornGeek. As you all know, my specialty is writing reviews about porn sites and sharing my pathetic humor with you all. Well, today I am back and ready to do the same thing, just better, but definitely not stronger. The reason why I'm saying that is because it would totally be unfair, considering the fact that I can't even lift a fork correctly. Well, for today, we have this site called 9gag2.com, and it's basically just a sexual version of your usual 9gag.com. It doesn't have real porn in it, but the humor is tied to stuff that adults do, and I've never tried. So, without boring you for much longer, let's get to it!
First impression
Well, 9gag2.com looks okay. I mean, it's an exact replica of its counterpart, just the humor, and the allowed content is different. It would feel like if you took me back to when I went to school, only with more exposure to sex. And I still wouldn't find a girl to fuck me. I'm aware of that. But you wouldn't too, because you like this humor as I do. Trust me, anything that I enjoy gives you another minus point with chicks. But, eventually, you learn to care less and just to concentrate on porn, because that's the only constant thing here, the only thing that makes us happy. And the humor on this site will both make you hard and laugh. So if you'd like that, then you'll enjoy this site. The options aren't particularly complicated, and you'll be able to master this site in no time. Just like I mastered the art of loneliness and avoiding talking about what's bothering me. Maybe that's partly the reason why I am the way I am.Navigation
The navigation is relatively straightforward, and it's really like the peak of navigation systems on this site. Quite the opposite of me actually. I mean, since I'm as far from a peak of anything as you can possibly get, but okay. Well, first you have a couple of options at the top. Like the videos, the popular stuff, and obviously, the most hated stuff. Now a fair warning - you can check out whatever the fuck you want on this site, but stay away from the most hated stuff. You'll be traumatized. And I know that I'm the biggest bitchy drama queen in the universe, no shit, but I'm telling you the truth. I didn't know where maggots can end up, but now I do... Next up, you have something like the sections/categories. It's the same thing, for fuck's sake. It's like calling me a loser and a failure at the same time. Both are mostly the same, and both can be used to describe my existence. I mean, look at the family that I live with. Bald and fat mother with other issues, and drugged up dad that loves to beat living things, mostly my mom and me. So take my fucking advice sometimes. All in all, the sections mainly function like categories, and even though 9gag2.com was meant to be a humorous porn site, people often shift it to posting straight-up porn gifs with a 'funny caption.' Nobody thinks you're funny, whoever you are. And about the picture viewing, it's the same thing as with usual 9gag. 9gag2.com's not any different. Just scroll down and have fun, you know. I always fantasize about a girl telling me the same thing, you know? Maybe like a chick who's into games, so she's giving me some PC references about licking her pussy. But then I wake up and realize that it's just the same old me, dull and boring, talking to myself while hugging a pillow. And I am jerking off at the same time. But, it is what it is, the only thing I'm into now is my porn life, my four walls, my pack of noodles, and my mom yelling at me. It makes me feel like I'm a manly guy in the military. But I'm too much of a wimp to enlist.The perks
Well, the only perk is the fact that 9gag2.com is free. You don't have to pay for anything, and you can just register and enjoy. But even with that knowledge, I have to admit that there is an annoying thing about 9gag2.com. It's the number of ads floating around. First of all, it's distracting from all the unfunny gifs, and second, dude, just way too many ads. It reminds me of the time when ex-friends dressed me in some sort of an animal costume so that I can be the advertisement for the school. But in the end, all that's happened was a bunch of kids kicking me and spilling juice on me. But it was pretty cool since underneath the mask no one can see that I'm crying, you know? Or that my dick's hard again, whenever I saw Becky from my class. She was a goddess. She rejected me and called me a nerd, but I still miss her. She was the only lady that tortured me and knew where the line is. People are just so rude these days.The sections and the content
As I've previously said, on 9gag2.com, the sections replace the categories, but they're the same thing basically. Still, I'm scared of sections, because I could never excel at any in high school. When I tried to play the trumpet in the music section, my lungs almost exploded, and I spent a month at a hospital. When I tried playing sports, I broke my forearm when a ball lightly hit it. When I tried dancing, my uniform tore up, and my balls were visible to the entirety of my school. All in all, I think I just don't have luck when it comes to that kind of thing. But still, I try not to let that discourage me, simply because porn is always there. And porn will never ever reject you unless you're into that kind of stuff. There are probably videos of girls rejecting guys and whatnot. The internet is a weird place. But not fucking stranger than me. You obviously don't have a thousand sections, but you do have a nice load of them, which is something I'm incapable of having. A nice load, I mean. You have everything from amateur, trans, hentai, furry, extreme, fetish, even weird. Now I'm into the first one, but the rest of them - not so much. And then people call ME weird. Anyways, the sections are useful, and they are diverse. 9gag2.com did an excellent job with that. I'll agree with that. But still, we need to check these sections out and see what kind of stuff they have to offer, you know, just in order to fill you in on all the valuable info about them. I don't have any friends, and if you're sitting in front of your computer waiting for me to type these out, then you probably don't have any too. Maybe we can team up? If you enter a particular section on 9gag2.com, you'll notice that it's the same as regular 9gag. Just a simple chain of pictures that you can browse, and that's it. You can also upvote them and comment on them, which also lets you a chance to interact with other users as well. I know that I am definitely going to do this since I miss human interaction. My only chance to talk to people these days are the security guys from the supermarket that I'm banned from. You'll remember which one if you've read my reviews. I'm begging him to let me in, but he threatens to break every single bone in my body.Registration and conclusion
The registration is as simple as it gets. You have to type in your email and to think of a unique username. After that, 9gag2.com will send you a confirmation on your mail, and that is it. I mean, if you look at it perfectly, I don't know if the real 9gag owns 9gag2.com, but the site is perfect. It maybe is a copy, but combined with this porn thing, the format perfectly works, and you get a chance to use the site more excitingly and fascinatingly. Now, I don't know what's so fascinating about touching your penis and crying at night, but don't worry, you know I do it too.- Good content
- Easy to navigate
- Easy to register
- The design
- The weird shit on this site
- Disgusting sections
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