Scat File! When I tell my friends that I write porn for a living, a lot of them envy me, and rightfully so. This is the greatest job on the planet. I get to watch titties and jack off for the privilege of knowing that every day I’m becoming more and more like my idol, ThePornDude.
But I feel like complaining once in a while, because as an impartial porn reviewer, it’s my job to cover every type of porn under the sun, and there are a lot of weird fetishes out there. The mind boggles at the sheer amount of weird smut that exists online.Naturally, I stay away from shady illegal shit, and you should too. But there’s so much vomit inducing porn out there that isn’t at all illegal, including but not limited to actual vomit inducing as a porn genre.But today we’re not talking about vomit shit, we’re talking about actual shit. That’s right. Today I’ll be covering one of the greatest scatological websites on the planet, and guess what – it’s an actual premium paid site with quality videos. We’re not going underground, gentlemen – this is all triple A production quality shit porn.
ScatFile.Com might just be the greatest scat themed porn site on the web, when you’re looking at paid premium services that work around the clock to bring you fresh and innovative scat videos. Long gone are the days when you had to go to the deep web to find 360p videos of Brazilian girls sharing a shit ice cream on the floor of a dimly lit room.Today, ScatFile brings you the same premium treatment that you’ve come to expect from triple A websites for black on white porn, blowjobs, POVs, you name it. This is the absolute motherlode of quality shit eating video.Every single clip on ScatFile has this extremely high quality feel about it, even though every single one features one or more women literally caked in feces. You’re going to see nice, clean, upscale bedrooms with decent lighting, filmed with high-quality cameras.The girls too have a triple A vibe about them, but unlike most other premium productions, this site doesn’t seem to be sticking to an all 10/10 cast. If I had to bet, I’d say that this is because it’s really hard to find hundreds of hot gorgeous fuckable teens who are willing to put actual fecal matter in their mouths or all over their bodies.So there’s definitely going to be a few sub-par female faces here and there, but the bodies – oh my god. The bodies on these chicks are to die for. I’m talking giant breasts; I’m talking round asses. These girls are straight out of ThePornDude’s black book, as far as I can tell. They’re the kind of nubile beauties that only true alpha males could hope to snag, and I’d like to hope that someday a beautiful girl like this will be willing to cuddle with me. And hell, if she says that she won’t sleep with me unless I let her shit on my chest, I’ll give it some consideration. I mean, it’s disgusting, but I’m way too much of a loser to actually have preferences.
There’s a very nice consistency across ScatFile’s video quality. All of their stuff is recorded in really high resolutions with crystal clear quality that looks just as impressive on a 70 inch TV as it does on my shitty ass CRT monitor.The scenarios for the videos aren’t exactly worth phoning home about, but I wouldn’t complain. They don’t really seem to care about pushing a story. More than that it’s simply about getting to the shit eating action as fast as possible.Now in terms of genre, beyond the mandatory dookies, there are also a few different formats here and there. Firstly, there are a lot of solo masturbation videos where they essentially start off with a girl sitting on the ground or on a bed covered with a hard sheet. They start to touch themselves while they’re looking into the camera and they quickly move onto dropping a hard deuce on the floor beneath them. Then, they usually sit straight into the shit, or flat out pick it up and put it in their mouths.On top of that kind of innocent solo masturbation, there’s also a sort of POV style where you’ll get girls playing with shit in their mouths, up close to the camera. These are a bit less cinematic and have a strong cam girl vibe about them. The girl will straight up get up close and personal with the camera and stare straight into your soul while she’s regurgitating her own lunch for the second time that day.Then there are the lesbian scenes, and if I had to give you a recommendation, this is where I’d start you off. Basically, you’re going to see two or more women in a nice apartment, playing with each other, very violently. There’s none of that gentle lesbian love that we’re used to seeing these days. These girls are mad for the pussy. But like with all the other videos on the site, these scenes quickly devolve into spontaneous defecation, straight on the floor, or better yet, straight onto the faces of the other girls.They also take turns pissing on each other and even doing shit and piss swap kisses with each other. You’re also going to see a lot of rubbing of fecal matter, and a lot of overall body massages with shit. I haven’t heard of shit being used as a massage oil before, nor do I think that’s very safe. But if shit has positive effects on your skin, then these girls are going to have crystal clear pristine bodies by the time they’re done filming.
The Cash Money
The best subscription option on the site is naturally the biggest one, and in this case, it is a 2-year membership for only $89.95. Now if you’re into scat and you’re doing the math in your head right now, that comes down to $3.74 a month. So if you need a steady supply of shit play, daily, you’ve found the right place. They have new videos coming out all the time, several times a week, from the looks of it.You can also tell that this is a serious premium website with a lot of promise for the future, because they’ve got a very noticeable link to ThePornDude in the top left corner of their site at all times. It’s the very first thing you see when you arrive at ScatFile and if that doesn’t inspire confidence, I do not know what does.
They’ve got a pretty interesting design that’s a bit more innovative than the shit I usually see on similar premium sites. They’ve got a textured background that doesn’t get in the way of your enjoyment, and of course, there are no ads. This is a paid website after all. The videos are listed in neat little thumbnails with tiles, views and their release dates.There is really only one feature that allows you to sort the videos and that is the sort by popularity in a given time frame option. So you can check out the best scat videos for, say, the month of September, but beyond that, you’re on your own.I think that the reason they don’t have any further tags is mainly because they aren’t branching out into different genres – it’s all scat. And I get that, but I just wish there was a tag for lesbian vs duo vs solo acts. It would be a giant step in the right direction.However, they’ve only got around 8000 videos, which is a lot of videos for you to watch, but not a lot for you to sort through. It shouldn’t really be that hard to get around is what I’m saying. And if you’re on ScatFile, to begin with, you’re probably there for one thing and one thing only. You won’t exactly be getting lost.So that’s about the gist of ScatFile and what they have to offer. They’re a huge site, they’ve got literal thousands of original scat videos, and every single one seems very inspired and professionally produced. You’re not going to find half-assed efforts here. Only quantity of quality. So if you get turned on by the idea of watching girls smear their shits onto each other’s faces while they’re licking each other’s pussies and moaning seductively, you’ve found your new home. And I have to say, their prices can’t be beaten. This is easily one of the cheapest premium porn websites I’ve ever reviewed.