XXX Streams! I think my mother has a demon in her because friends I have to tell you she has gone off the deep end! Not in terms of falling off the edge of the earth (the earth could be flat so always keep an open mind!): I mean her mind finally told her to stop being human and make life complicated for her sweet baby boy! Mother made me clean up the basement AND cook her a fine meal on her birthday. What am I a slave?! Is this how it is to end?! Is this the moment I finally come to terms with the fact that my mother isn’t actually my mother but a barbarian that wants to kill me?!I wasn’t going to give her the opportunity! I snuck out of the kitchen window the first time mother went to go take a poop and ran for my life to the nearest institution where I knew she wouldn’t look for me: the local truck stop. I had cried nonstop five years ago when mother made me go into a truck stop with her to buy a lottery ticket. I screamed at how filthy it was and the disgusting memorabilia that adorned the establishment (a hat that says, ‘Show Me ‘Dem Titties I’ll Show Ma’ Wallet,’ and shirts that say, ‘Female Pussy Inspector,’ should be sold by no retail business!). Disgusting!I was desperate though! I closed my eyes and ran into the truck stop, immediately hungry and needing to feast. I grabbed the first thing I saw: one can of the cheapest truck stop tuna known to mankind. I took it into the bathroom, pulled the top off, and began to eat it like a lost pet looking for its mother. Except it wasn’t really anything like that! Even a dog or stray cat knows its parent will not eat it and that it can go home whenever it desires.I was lower than a stray house pet…I decided to focus on what I do best: uplifting gorgeous women. Doing this in the truck stop bathroom with used condoms and semen dripping down the walls, I opened up XXXStreams.org to see how many beautiful females I could uplift. As truckers pounded on the door telling me to, “get my pretty mouth out of that stall and into…” - well I’m not going to repeat that last part – I gazed into the eyes of beauts as I uplifted them to new heights. Will you do the same when watching the content at XXXStreams? Come find out!
Chat stream lets you request new ladies to uplift
Here’s an interesting option you don’t see on many free tube sites: the option to actually request new beautiful females to uplift and compliment directly to the site owners! Visiting XXXStreams you will find that on the homepage you can type whatever your request may be: more videos starring mature Asian females, lesbian content that’s the ultimate in female artistry, or whatever kind of content you want to uplift. Although there is no guarantee that the content you request will be uploaded to XXXStreams it’s a good way to directly let the site owners know what you want to see. It’s a feature that other similar sites should consider implementing because it’s a darn good idea!
View full-length content
I’m a big fan of full-length adult content on free tube sites just like any other male feminist. When you’re on a lifelong mission sent by the feminist Gods to uplift as many females as you can you want to have access to every second of every clip so you can squeeze in as much uplifting as possible! I am happy to say that XXXStreams not only offers full clips as you would expect but they also offer so much more: full movies, siterips, and even entire collections of adult performers!While that last part may not have every single adult performer’s content from their first video to now, it’s still an important addition to what XXXStreams offers. These collections make it simple to gawk at your favorite female performer without having to endlessly search for them on another free tube sites. You get access to the full-length content of the particular adult performer of your choice. Great idea XXXStreams!
Good sorting options
You can always tell how good a free tube site is just by looking at its sorting options. Well, I am pleased to let you know that XXXStreams has a good variety of sorting options that makes it simple to find the best content of the moment. XXXStreams allows you to view content based on the top tags, sites, and even kinks at that very moment. It’s a good idea when you want to gauge the temperature as to what’s the hottest on XXXStreams at the moment especially if you enjoy looking at featured content on other free tube sites. I found a variety of full-length content to watch as I uplifted the beautiful ladies gracing the site well into the early morning hours and I know you will probably find yourself doing the same!
You cannot view all tags, sites, kinks though
A missed opportunity by XXXStreams is not allowing visitors to view all of the tags, sites, and kinks from the top of the homepage. True, you get to see what’s the hottest among these three categories but that’s where it ends. What if I want to only watch full-length cosplaying videos instead of the top tags of the moment? If that’s what you want your only option is to use the search function at the top of the page. While that works well enough, it should be easier to find exactly what you are looking for. Since XXXStreams utilizes tags and the like it shouldn’t be difficult to browse all of the tags to make finding the perfect beauts to uplift easier!
Over 25,000 pages of full-length content!
Do you want lots of full-length adult content? Well friends, how about 25,000 pages worth?! 25,000 pages! I had to type that again! I don’t even know if ThePornDude has watched that much adult content! Then again he’s so alpha he’s probably porked over 25,000 lucky females! If I was a female, I would gladly spread my legs for his monster weenie…Back to the point though if you were thinking you would run out of full-length content to watch at XXXStreams think again you big dingus! There is so much adult content to watch that just clicking around from page-to-page was good enough and led me to uplifting so many beautiful ladies that once I snuck back home I passed out on the basement floor sweaty and panting from salivating over hundreds of goddesses. I fell out of my chair and cracked my head on the cold, cement floor. The blood trickled onto my urine-soaked mattress as I dreamt about an angelic Asian beauty giving me a bubble bath and feeding me oatmeal in bed. Watching XXXStreams didn’t just satisfy my constant need to uplift beautiful females, it also dared me to dream again.
Videos aren’t actually hosted on XXXStreams
One of the downsides of viewing videos on XXXStreams is that you may have a problem watching a few of them. This is because videos are not actually hosted on XXXStreams. Instead, they are hosted on third-party cloud storage services. The good news is this choice allows you to easily download any content you find while browsing XXXStreams. The bad news is some of these videos may not actually be hosted any longer so you run the risk of getting dead links. I found that every video I looked at featured at least one workable link so it isn’t a big deal. In some instances, these cloud storage services forced me to become a premium member before I could access the content. That isn’t XXXStreams’ decision so don’t blame them just know that’s the downside of hosting your content with a third-party cloud service.
Too many pop-ups
If you hate pop-ups well you may not enjoy your stay at XXXStreams. My browser on both desktop and mobile were getting bombarded by XXXStreams every time I clicked on a video. It’s unfortunate because it made it a chore just to watch one video let alone the several hundred I watched over the course of an evening. XXXStreams (often misspelled as "xxxstreams.com" or "xxxstream") gives you the option to subscribing to a lifetime membership for only $30 to remove the pop-ups so there’s a workable way around that. But when you’re like me and you already get so little from your welfare check, it seems like it’s asking a lot just to be able to browse XXXStreams without getting plagued with pop-up ads.