JavLibrary

Jav Library! You know that feeling you get when you feel like you can do anything? I’m not talking about confidence, I mean something beyond that. The notion that you can will yourself to do anything you wish just by believing. That’s how I felt this weekend. I have been experimenting with willing things into existence thanks to a black magic book a homeless man gave me under a bridge this summer. Knowing that I had mastered the art of, ‘existential willing,’ I proceeded to climb atop my roof dressed in my favorite Sailor Moon outfit.I closed my eyes and believed that if I jumped off my house, a crane would fly above me, sink its talons into my skin, and fly me to a faraway land where I will find the female of my dreams. I stepped to the edge of the roof, recited the crane’s call, and jumped off my roof. As I fell I kept my eyes closed, waiting for the crane’s talons to stab my skin and carry me away, but that moment never came. I fell on top of my mother’s vehicle and broke my collar bone on her car ornament. She ran outside and began beating me with it in the head, telling me how expensive it was to get it custom-made. I sat there bleeding, broken, and wondering why my crane never came. I’m sitting here in the hospital on JAVLibrary.com, browsing the beauties that I could have met had my crane taken me away. I did something wrong. I’m a loser that can’t understand black magic. Come, browse JAVLibrary with me and help me to feel better while I tell you about it, won’t you friend?

Check expectations: this isn’t a free tube site

Upon visiting JAVLibrary, the first thing you are probably thinking to yourself is, “oh boy! So many beautiful ladies to uplift and encourage!” Halt citizen: not so fast! Check those expectations at the door! JAVLibrary may be a beautiful site that looks like the perfect resource for watching and uplifting beautiful females but it isn’t a free tube site. Instead, JAVLibrary is more akin to a database of Japanese Adult Video stars. Think of it as IMDB for JAV.With that being said, the users on JAVLibrary have created a creative workaround. When you click on a listing, the comments section usually shows different places where you can download the video for free. While these links are not tested or approved by JAVLibrary (click on your own risk), it’s a great way to uplift beautiful females. This is especially convenient if you live in a country where buying JAVs costs more than the welfare check you get every month.For what JAVLibrary is, it’s an amazing site. Just don’t be disappointed just because it’s one thing and you thought it would be another. Approach it fairly and you will find a lot to love.

Choose between English and other Asian languages

One of the most annoying things about visiting a JAV site is that the titles and text on the site itself can be hard to comprehend due to being in mostly Asian languages. That is my fault: after all who am I to say as an ignorant English-speaking male that these sites should alter their language just to benefit someone who chooses not to learn the language?Fortunately, JAVLibrary wants to make all English-speaking male feminists right at home. Of course, they want an alpha male like ThePornDude to also feel right at home – all are welcome! As soon as you see the homepage, you are given choices on which language you want to view the site in: English, Japanese, or another Asian language? Click the appropriate language, and the site will be translated to make your browsing experience even more convenient. Thank you so much JAVLibrary for thinking of poor slobs like myself that can’t comprehend Asian languages even after trying for years: it means a lot!

Can view listings by new comments, new movies, etc.

JAVLibrary also has a few good sorting options to choose from. Visitors sort new listings by those with the newest comments, the newest listings, most favorited, and the top-rated listings. It’s a variety of sorting options that let you find listings based on your personal preference. Want to watch the most in-demand content or are you looking at what’s the newest JAVs to come from the land of the rising sun? Whatever your preference, JAVLibrary makes it happen easily and conveniently!

View favorite JAV stars by ranking/directory

Perhaps you don’t want to merely view the latest or newest listings to appear on JAVLibrary. Sometimes, you want to view listings based on which the beauties that star in the movies and videos. When you’re in the mood for simply browsing amazing JAV goddesses JAVLibrary lets it happen. Under the ‘Stars’ section on the left-hand side of the homepage, you can select, ‘Ranking,’ or, ‘Directory.’ Ranking naturally shows you the top ranking JAV stars on JAVLibrary while the directory lets you browse around the database of stars at your convenience. If you want to sit there and uplift beauts as you browse around, this is one of the best methods of doing it on JAVLibrary. Clicking on a stars’ name shows you the movies they are in allowing you to get an amazing outlook on how stunning they truly are. My mouth was agape and watering as my eyes became fixated on these beautiful ladies, and I found myself wanting to grow wings just so I could fly to Japan and show them the thrill of having a male feminist as a husband.And it is a thrill! Just ask any lady from Hollywood who has a male feminist husband. They’ll tell you the truth!

Sign up and create your own watch lists

Although you do not have to sign up at JAVLibrary, if you want to create lists that allow you to keep tabs on favorites JAVs, JAVLibrary makes it happen. Sign up for an account and you have access to three customized lists just for you: what you watched, what you want, and what you have. Since JAVLibrary is a huge database with an exhaustive list of JAV stars and films, it’s a good way to bring order to your JAV obsession.And my fellow white knight, that isn’t hyperbole: JAVs are absolutely an obsession! How many hours have you spent gawking at these beautiful ladies as your mouth drools all over your ghost penis? Too many! We need these beauties in our lives, it’s mandatory. JAVLibrary makes it easy to organize your obsession.

Good categorization

JAVLibrary approaches categories a little differently. Instead of giving you a laundry lists of categories as is the norm, they break up their categories into different category sets. These sets include:• Theme • Character (e.g. booth girl, schoolgirl, hostess, etc.) • Costume (e.g. widow wearing a kimono, only underwear, anime character, etc.) • Body type. • Sex acts. • Genres.I never knew I wanted other sites to categorize their videos in this manner, but now I do! It’s such a genius way to categorize every single movie that enters the JAVLibrary database that you’re bound to find exactly the movie you are interested in just from this section alone.

Solid filtering options

JAVLibrary also lets you sort listings based on various dimensions. Namely:• By release date. • Score. • Director. • Maker of movie (production company?). • Label (brand). • Genre. • Actors.The convenience doesn’t stop there, though. JAVLibrary allows you to combine filters. For example, if you want to view listings of movies of a particular genre released over a certain span of time JAVLibrary makes it happen. It’s just another convenient method of ensuring you find what you need at JAVLibrary!

Beautiful thumbnails for stunning goddesses

I haven’t even touched on the thumbnails yet! JAVLibrary features large and detailed thumbnails that look great on mobile and desktop. In the case of movie thumbnails, many of these are stock images that show DVD/Blu-Ray art; living in Japan, you could probably find these videos at some adult shop. They are beautiful to look at whether they are stock or not, and I found myself just eye humping the case art far longer than I will be doing to the live-action Lion King art when it’s finally released.

Forum isn’t active

There isn’t much to say about this one. I’m not sure why the forum isn’t active, but it isn’t. I cannot tell if the forums are language-specific (e.g. a forum for English speakers, a forum for Japanese speakers, etc.) but when visiting the forum and looking at it in English I barely saw any new messages. There are people that visit to be sure, but it’s a small community. It’s worth joining to see what fans have to say, but don’t expect to make a boatload of new friends either.In my case, don’t expect to make friends, ever…