I freaking love porn … I know, I know, it seems a bit redundant for me to say that, doesn’t it? Obviously I love porn. If I hated porn or if I felt indifferent toward porn, I probably wouldn’t spend my days writing reviews of porn sites, now would I? Fair enough. But I really cannot reiterate it enough. Sometimes I just get overcome with emotion about how much I love porn. And then I have to cum while crying tears of joy. My passion runs deep, friends, very deep indeed. Just like a porn star’s vagina! (not that I would know what that is like … porn star or normal girl).I could talk about porn all day long. Really. If I had any friends, that is what I would like to do with them. Well, okay, I have friends on the internet, good point. But do they really count? I mean, I like to think that they do … who’s to say, really? But that is all we ever talk about. On the forums and message boards and sites like Reddit.All we talk about is porn. And we tell each other about the best videos and scenes that we saw that week (or that day). And we turn each other on to new porn stars and studios and sites. And it is a wonderful thing. It’s kind of like a book club, I suppose. But instead of reading and making ourselves smarter, we watch porn and talk about how hot the girls are. That, or we’ll talk about video games. But that’s a given.I have a huge collection, as you may have guessed, of porn. All kinds of porn. Rare vintage porn films from the 70s, old Playboys (some of which might actually be worth money now), some Hustler mags, piles and piles of DVDs and VHS tapes, a crap ton of hentai and manga pornos, some porn comics (rare ones, too!), posters of my favorite porn stars, etc. You name it, I got it. I told you, I am a connoisseur. I don’t just use that term lightly … I walk the walk, friends!My girlfriend, my body pillow, Suki, absolutely hates how much porn I have. She gets jealous pretty easily sometimes. I try to explain to her that sometimes I just need to fap to human women, but she doesn’t get it. So, I just stick my wiener in her mouth hole to shut her up. She loves it … the dirty freak.
Dear Porn Dude, I Wrote You But You Still Ain’t Callin’…There is one person, though, that I would love to talk with about porn more than anyone else in the whole world. And that is my hero, The Porn Dude. That guy, oh my god, he really knows his stuff. He might be the only other person on the planet to know as much about porn as I do. In fact, I bet he knows even more than me. See, but that’s why I want to sit down with him and pick his brain one of these days (that and the fact that he’s just oh so cool … I wish I could be him), but he won’t reply to any of my emails. I must have sent him 20 or 30 by now. He’ll get back to me one of these days, I just know he will. I just have to keep reaching out. They must be getting filtered into spam or something…Given how much I love porn, sometimes I have to visit sites that are not necessarily made for fapping. Just because I love learning about it. It is my passion and my hobby, so I am obsessed with it. I’m always trying to expand my knowledge of the industry and the films and directors and studios and, of course, the actresses! There are a few different sites like that that I can go to when it’s not time to fap, but time to put on my thinking cap. And one of the sites that I find myself returning to time and time again is called Adult DVD Talk.
An Enormous Site with Plenty to DoAdult DVD Talk is, well, pretty much exactly what it sounds like. It’s a site where you can go to chat with others about adult movies. As well as learn about the industry and find new favorite titles and girls by checking out their massive index of porn. Gosh, I could spend freaking hours on this site, just browsing and browsing until my finger cramps up from clicking.From the moment you land on the home page, you should immediately be able to tell that this site means business. There is nothing fancy or flashy about it. It’s very sparse. Spartan, you might say. Just a site menu bar at the top of the page (with only a few options), and then a butt load of sections underneath, everything you could want organized cleanly and sensibly, right there for your viewing pleasure.The site menu bar offers four options, all of which have dropdown menus. Choose from Movies (dropdown: New Releases, Coming Soon, New Previews, New Reviews, Write a Review, Top Rated Movies, XXX Movie Trailers, Must-Have Movies, Top 50 Movies, Porn Studios); Porn Stars (dropdown: Porn Star Interviews, Porn Star Galleries, Official Websites, Top Porn Stars); Talk (dropdown: Porn Forum, Porn Star Members, Chat Room, Email Alerts); and, finally, Shop (dropdown: Where to Shop, Porn Bargains, XXX Coupons, Advanced Search). Phew. That was tiring to get through, typing out all those options, but I really wanted to give you a sense of how massive this site is. Like the BBC of porn index sites … it’s huge! If any site could be considered hung, it would be this one.
Talk to Porn Stars!So, the first thing that jumped out at me while looking through that site menu bar is the section labeled “Porn Star Members.” I mean, if that wasn’t the thing to catch your attention, chances are you’re one of them darned asexuals that people claim exist (I don’t buy it … sexuality is human nature … they just want to be special and can’t get laid, so they call themselves asexual). Does this mean that there is the potential on this site to actually speak with a porn star?Well, technically speaking, probably not. It means that there are porn stars who do use this site. But they do so similarly to how one might use Twitter. They use it to update their fans via status updates. So, when they have a new scene coming up or something to promote, you will see a porn star member post about it. Normal, non-porn star members, however, are not able to comment on these posts. And, no, you cannot message the porn stars. Do I even have to get into why, you freaking stalker creep?That being said, I suppose it isn’t impossible that you could interact with one of these lovely ladies on the forum or one of the message boards. So, it’s definitely worth checking out if that is your goal … to speak with a porn star. I was able to do it once. I didn’t have anything to say, though, so I’m afraid I bored her to death. I clammed up. The pressure and social anxiety got to me. But she was nice about it, leaving me an encouraging response to me talking about how I feel doomed to be a virgin for the rest of my life. I almost fell in love instantly. Now, when I watch her videos, there’s a whole new texture to them, thanks to that single comment.
A True CummunityI love how interactive Adult DVD Talk is. This is something that is seriously missing in a lot of porn sites out there on the web … a real sense of community. Not to mention a site that actually allows for the possibility of interacting with the starlets who make porn possible. It’s a brilliant model for a site … the whole thing is based on you interacting, essentially, in a way, with the adult industry. It’s great how you can talk to actresses and directors, etc., but it’s also awesome how you can find a community of like-minded individuals to chat with, as well as engage with your favorite pornos by reviewing them and posting them to the site.It’s about time fap addicts like you and I were acknowledged and respected for who we are. And Adult DVD Talk does just that. It gives us a platform to feel like we are a part of something bigger than ourselves. And seeing as being a porn addict can be a pretty lonely existence, I think that Adult DVD Talk is doing a great thing by providing that service, absolutely free of charge at that. Enjoy, fellow fappers!