EuroPornstar

Euro Pornstar! Well, hey there guys. It’s me, PornGeek, coming at you with another one of my fancy-schmancy reviews. And wouldn’t you know it, I have a European treat for you today. Some of you might think that European pornstars are a bunch of pussies because they don’t do hardcore scenes nearly as well as the American chicks. Some might even draw parallels between European weak-ass pornstars and myself, but I just don’t agree with that… I think these models are phenomenal, which is exactly why I’m going to show you everything that EuroPornstar.com has to offer. I just hope that this review doesn’t suck. I’m sick and tired of being worse than The Porn Dude. Gosh, I wish I was that guy…

More pornstar models than you can count

But enough of that self-pity, I think that I have a site to review, haven’t I? Well, let’s do it then. What does EuroPornstar.com have to offer to you? For one, it has a database full of European pornstars which isn’t something that you can see every day. There are almost 5000 pornstars in the database, and there will be more added every single day as they keep piling up. There are just so many of these gorgeous actresses. I just wish that at least one of them would want to go out with me. But they always end up choosing The Porn Dude over me! What does that guy have that I don’t? Huh? Well, he might look better and all that, but… Ah, forget it.I already said it, I ain’t gonna pity myself here, I would much rather take a gander over at all the wonderful women that I can gaze at on EuroPornstar.com. Sure, gazing is the only thing I can do with these babes, but that’s the point of porn, right? I mean I would know, I learned that from the best in the business. See, being second in command has its perks as well! Anyway, the thousands of models on this website are going to greet you with the utmost respect when you check this site out. I mean, they might not respect you, but they won’t be able to say no to you either! I mean, they’re just bitches on the screen that can’t even see you, so there’s no fear of rejection like when I actually ask chicks out.

The design just looks outdated and needs a revamp

The design, then. Right. The design just doesn’t look good. And that’s saying something coming from me. I mean have you even seen my site? The PornGeek site looks like a total fucking mess! And when I say that another site such as EuroPornstar.com sucks ass when it comes to how it looks, then you know that it’s serious. It just has these dated graphics, dated blocky textures, and overall bad colors. I do like the fact that it has dark colors. You know, I recently added a dark mode to my site as well! Of course, that was only thanks to The Porn Dude, as he did it first! But hey, finders keepers!What else can I say about the design? I don’t think that the user experience is good. When you click on a link there is a really hard shift in graphics, and I wasn’t even sure whether or not I was on the same site or not. Did EuroPornstar.com just redirect me to a completely different site or something? Nope, it just looks so vastly different that I just can’t even take it anymore! I should just end it all, my career, my porn site, everything. Geez, sorry guys, I don’t know what’s gotten into me today. I wish that I could actually review this website properly like a pro, but I ain’t no The Porn Dude, you know! Hey, that even rhymed! Perhaps I should ditch this and become a fancy poet!

Completely free website and everything on it

When you click on a model on EuroPornstar.com, you’ll be able to see her biography including some of the most important information about her. Most importantly, you’ll be able to see all the content surrounding her on the site. And we’ll get to the content in a bit, cause I don’t want to ruin all the fun in the anticipation. I mean, you can always cheat and skip ahead in the review. I mean, you can even just skip this review and check out EuroPornstar.com cause it’s free. That’s right, it’s fucking free. Isn’t that amazing, guys? I think it is, and in fact, I even think that this place is one of the best European databases for porn stars.Sure, it might not look up to par, but 5000 profiles of hot pornstars don’t lie! But the content is what you’re really after on EuroPornstar.com. Don’t let me catch you slipping, I know why you’re here in all actuality. You want to see these babes get fucked, suck cock, and just act like total sluts in general. Well, you’ll be able to do that, though it might be a bit underwhelming for some of you. The reason being is that the site only features photo galleries. And yes, that means no videos, only photos and photosets. And hey, that’s fine by me. Seeing as how I’m a pretty boring guy, even pictures tend to excite me enough to the point where I blow my spunk all over the computer.

High-quality photo sets of amazing European models

And then I have to buy a new keyboard and so on and so forth, but that’s not the important part. What’s important is the fact that the quality of the photos is astonishing. I really like the content on here, almost as much as I like the content on The Porn Dude’s website! It is just really good, and it looks professional, unlike the design of EuroPornstar.com. The content actually looks so superb when compared to everything else that EuroPornstar.com has to offer. I just wonder why the hell they didn’t invest a bit more mullah into the design so that it wouldn’t suck so damn bad and drive me absolutely mad! And hey, I just rhymed again!At the end of the day, it’s important to realize who these babes really are. These are the hottest European models. That means models who aren’t from America and aren’t completely destroyed by the studios over there. There is still a semblance of natural sexual enjoyment in these babes and that’s always something good to see. And yes, many of these babes come from Eastern European countries. You know how poor those girls are, they just need a bit of cash on the side. Sort of like how I’m poor, both in financial terms as well as in terms of taste. I have poor taste is what I’m trying to say, and my site obviously displays that in all its horrifying glory.

The ads can get in the way of appreciation here

So yeah, I still think that it’s nice that this site is so damn approachable when it comes to the fact that it’s free. Now, when it comes to the fact that it has some really big ad problems, well, that’s something that I’ll have a hard time commenting on. When you look at all the ads that keep popping up on EuroPornstar.com, you just know that something is wrong. I mean, I can’t go two clicks without getting thrown into an ad. That’s not the kind of life I want to live Karen! Huh? Sorry, had a little Freudian slip there… I still miss you Karen though please come back!Alright, compose yourself PornGeek, you have to close out this review. Alright. So, do I recommend EuroPornstar.com? Well, sure. I think that it’s a great site and it has so many models on it and so many photo sets that you can enjoy for free, that there’s just no reason for you not to check it out and enjoy it. It’s a free site for god’s sake! Just click on the link and if it’s not something that suits your taste you can always just click away or something. So, there’s no worrying about that part of the conversation… Just check EuroPornstar.com out!