Boobpedia

It’s been said that Wikipedia is the greatest accomplishment of the modern man. It represents the culmination of thousands of years of collective progress in science, art, and the humanities, the apex of the Scientific Revolution and the Enlightenment, democratized for free, unrestricted access by the entire world for the first time in human history. Any person with an internet connection can freely research any subject in just about any language and even participate in the creation of collective knowledge by adding to its magnificent scope.But you know what Wikipedia is lacking? Tits. So few articles have any information on what’s truly important to know and understand: the female body. Sure, there’s plenty of information on other aspects of attractive women, but I know what I want, and it’s not to get to know a girl’s personality. It’s to get to know what really makes her valuable: her tits.This is where Boobpedia comes in. It’s almost a direct rip-off of Wikipedia in style, but instead on focusing on every aspect of human knowledge, it’s an encyclopedia of the things that really matter. So I’ll stick with Wikipedia when I need to plagiarize for a school project, but for everything else, I rely on Boobpedia. Maybe I’ll even give them a donation the next time they beg me for one.

The People’s Encyclopedia

Each and every woman featured on Boobpedia has an infobox containing all of the important information that you could want to know about her. You’ll see her name (as well as aliases, which can make tracking down rare videos a lot easier), birthday, ethnicity, and nationality, just like you would on Wikipedia.But on top of that, you also get an exhaustive listing of every single known feature about the girl’s body. You can see her measurements, her bra size, whether or not her tits are made of plastic, and her height and weight. You’ll even get a description of her body type, eye color, hair color, as well as whether or not she shaves her pubes and even her armpit hair. Though I don’t groom my body hair myself, I expect all women to keep themselves flawlessly groomed at all times, so I’m glad that they make this information easy to find.After the complete listing of everything that makes a woman worthwhile, you’ll see a description of the types of videos the girl has done. Whether she’s only shown her top half nude, or if she’s only done solo masturbation videos, or if you’ll be able to find a video of her taking eight gigantic black cocks in the ass at once, you’ll find that information on Boobpedia. And then, last but not least, the infobox will give you links to all of her personal sites, including Twitter and Instagram, which helps me stalk my favorite girls like the lonely, sad man that I am.The body of the article itself will vary a bit depending on the girl, but there are usually a few standard sections. There will often be a brief narrative history of their career, which you can safely ignore because this usually describes their life, goals, and accomplishments, and all we’re here for is to find a piece of meat to jerk off to.After that you’ll find a list of their awards—this can be useful if you want to jump to some of their greatest hits, but keep in mind that a lot of these prestigious videos won’t be available for free on your average tube-site, so you may have to open up your wallet if you really need to see the best of the best.Likewise for the next section, which shows a girl’s filmography. For some of the big stars, who performed in so many videos that they themselves probably can’t remember each dick they’ve taken on camera for money, this list will only be partial, but again it’s a good place to start at the very least. But, like the awarded videos, you might struggle to find more than previews and clips of these films.After that typically comes my two favorite sections. The first, “Free Movies,” collects links to films of the girl that you’re looking at, while the second, “Free Galleries,” collects albums of pictures. Whether you’re on Boobpedia to reacquaint yourself with an old favorite, or you’ve used it to discover a new target for your obsessive masturbatory fantasies, these two sections are where you’ll find a lot of the action.This is often followed by a much longer listing of films and pictures, but one that only includes paysites. If you’re a member of some of the big production company sites, like Bangbros, Brazzers, and Reality Kings, this section will absolutely change your life. For some of the most famous girls, you’ll see as many as a hundred videos here: they’ll all cost money, but if you’re a member of the sites involved, this is easily a much better way to browse than checking each individual site.The final normal section on most pages provides recommendations for similar girls. With each link, there is a brief description of what’s the same about the girls: whether it's their face, their body, their hair, or all of the above. These hand-picked selections can be an awesome way to discover new porn stars based on your old reliable favorites.

To Educate, And To Masturbate

But don’t think Boobpedia only has information about the women who populate professionally produced porn. There are two other categories of girls that it catalogs: celebrities and amateurs. This even includes celebrities that aren’t even famous for their nude scenes: if you were ever watching an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation and wondering how big Deanna Troi’s tits were, you can head right on over to Boobpedia and look at the page for Marina Sirtis. 34D, by the way. Likewise for Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan, 36D) or T’Pol (Jolene Blalock, 34D). But don’t forget to check out some musicians, too: Nicki Minaj is rocking 34Fs (that are fake, shocker!), Beyonce has 36Cs (and the jury is out on whether or not those are real), and Britney Spears is blessed with a nice perky pair of natural 32Cs.BoobPedia even offers a few sections to help you broaden your knowledge of breasts. While the main reason I use to site is to look up my favorite girls and to find new ones, these sections are still interesting (and sexy) enough to be worth a bit of your time.Seeing “Today in Boob History” excited me. And no, I don’t mean that it “excited” me in the sense that it gave me a boner, I mean that it stimulated me intellectually. The thought of being able to combine two of my loves, history and breasts, really got me going. Yes, I did get hard too, but I was also genuinely interested in reading about the tits of the past.Which is why I was so disappointed when I actually opened that page up. It’s modeled after a similar section on Wikipedia, but it doesn’t quite work out as well. Since Wikipedia is approximately ten billion times larger than Boobpedia (yes, that’s a totally accurate, scientific, and not-made-up statistic), their daily recap section is populated with numerous interesting facts on just about any given day. Sure, very few of them are about tits, but at least it’s content of some kind.Not so with Boobpedia. As much as I would love to read what was going on in the world of tits today, or on my birthday, or on Christmas, literally none of those dates have any entries. There’s a section showing which stars were born, which passed away, as well as key events in the history of mammaries, but the datasets used on Boobpedia aren’t detailed enough to make those sections count.Yet, at least. Since like Wikipedia, the content on Boobpedia is provided by amateur editors, I’m going to make it my life’s goal to improve the site. I’m going to be like a people’s champion, educating the world about the tits of porn stars, celebrities, and amateur sluts. Not all heroes wear capes.