Dear porn stars of the world,Today, I'm checking Free Ones. First of all, I would like to start off by saying that you are heroines. Each and every one of you. The work you do is noble and honorable. And, honestly, I do not know what I would do if it weren’t for you ladies, putting in the hard work and taking it hard in your business on a weekly basis. You make sad, lonely guys like me a little happier. You make a life that would otherwise be useless and without meaning bearable. You give me a reason to get up in the morning.Society may try to shame you and put you down, but do not listen to them. They will try to call you ‘sluts’ and anti-feminist. But they are wrong. You are some of the most empowered women on the planet, taking agency over your body and doing something that you love (I hope) for a living. And what a living it is for some of you! I have seen some of the statistics and the numbers and, wow, you must be living the high life.I spent a lot of my life depressed and sexually frustrated. I have crippling social anxiety and, so, I have a very hard time talking to women. Therefore, as you might have imagined, I have never had sex. At least not with a living, breathing female woman … I have a body pillow named Suki who I consider to be my girlfriend, sure, and a sex doll named Dolly that I sometimes get some action from on the side. But that is a far cry from real sex!Thanks to you lovely ladies, though, I am able to come as close to actually getting laid as I will likely ever get through the simulations and fantasy fulfillments you provide with your line of work. Sometimes when my imagination is really on point it is almost like I am actually having sex with you. And it has gotten me through some very dark periods in my life, let me tell you. Plus, with virtual reality technology getting better and better by the week and hologram technology on the brink of mass production, I can get closer to you than ever before, which is also a beautiful thing.I spend more time with you, in a way, than I do anyone else. So, pardon me if this letter is a little too forward, but I feel like I know some of you. Like I have sort of developed relationships with a few of you. I would like to take a moment to honor a few of you by name. If I do not list you below, please do not take offense, you are still gorgeous. But we all have our favorite porn stars, right? I hope you will understand.
Honorable MentionsLexi Lore, I have loved becoming acquainted with your beautiful, perfect body. You are beyond sexy and, furthermore, you seem like you would be really cool to hang out with. I know it will never happen, but, hey, a guy can dream, right? I am so thrilled that you have recently risen to fame. It’s wonderful to see you getting the recognition that you so well deserve and have worked hard for! Keep up the good work, my love.Jynx Maze, I have been watching your films for literally years now. You are next-level hot. There is nobody on this planet like you. You are a true professional, and unrivaled, in my opinion, in your field. The way you ride a dick is out of this world. And that butt just does not quit! Plus, of course, your blowjob skills are off the charts. You blow me away! I always look forward to seeing your new scenes when they come out. You are an artist of the highest order.I hope that every porn star out there, if you are reading this, feels encouraged, respected, and appreciated. You have done more for me than words could ever convey. However, I doubt you are reading this at all. Especially when, if you were to read porn site reviews to begin with, you would probably get them from The Porn Dude. Which is understandable. He is way cooler and more talented than I am. So, no hard feelings (lots of hard wieners, though, that’s for sure!).
This Site is Freaking Enormous!The site that we’ll be taking a look at today is called Free Ones. It is a database of porn starlets and divas. Or, in their words, it is “The ultimate babe site since 1998!” That is an awfully long time to successfully run a porn site! Do you know how easy it is to fail as a porn site? New sites go up and old ones come down all the time … every darn day. So, to keep it up for that long, Free Ones must be doing something right.Well, my first impression of the site, upon landing on the home page, is that it looks like it might benefit from a little bit of an update. Some modernization, if you will. The site was created in 1998 and, frankly, that is exactly what it looks like. As if there hasn’t been much in the way of design upkeep in over 20 years. But, hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right? Plus, it’s not like it looks straight-up bad or anything. Just a little dated maybe. So, not the biggest deal in the world.The layout is sensical and intuitive. At the top of the page, you have a search bar, from which you can choose to delve into a few specific categories: Babes, Links, Videos, Reviews, My Free Ones, Pay Ones, Message Boards, and Advanced. Now, that’s what I like to see. Especially for an index site like this. An advanced search function. Free Ones does not disappoint, either. You can get extremely specific with your searches.With this search engine, you can finally find that porn star that you saw once and have never been able to find again by selecting categories, age minimums and maximums, hair color, eye color, height, weight, cup size, shoe size, breast size, tats, piercings, even measurements! Or, if you are in the market for a new favorite video vixen, feel free to browse for your dream girl by putting in a few of your ideal preferences and seeing what comes up. Even search by astrological sign or birthday (if that’s something that is particularly important to you). The possibilities are endless!Below the search bar, you will find a comprehensive site menu bar as well. Here, you can browse the site by clicking on either What’s New, Babes, Board, Galleries, Free Videos, Sex Cams, My Free Ones, Reviews, and Various. So, as you can see, Free Ones, it turns out, is so much more than merely a babe and porn star index. This site is freaking huge! A great portal to the whole wide world of porn that is available on the web. If ever I met a beginner to porn, I would probably feel comfortable directing him here to start his fapping journey off right.
Hardly a Complaint from MeNot only can you find almost every girl who has ever appeared in porn in the history of the genre on this site, but you can also watch plenty of porn and see some sexy pics without even having to leave the site. It’s education and masturbation all in one. Take into account the message boards, too, and you add socialization onto the list. The boards are, refreshingly, very active. And the community of users is, for the most part, friendly, respectful, and fun to chat with it seems.Plus, Free Ones has a huge archive of reviews! Not that you’ll need those, though, because you obviously have The Porn Dude and me to provide you with your porn site reviews. So, we can go ahead and ignore that … But it might be fun to read reviews of specific films. Especially the old vintage one. I find that stuff very interesting. But, then again, I am a connoisseur of porn (which is just a fancy way to say ‘nerd’).All in all, Free Ones might be the largest, most versatile, and most comprehensive database and collection of porn stars, babes, and actual porn all rolled into one. I haven’t seen them all, so it’s hard to say, but I can definitely assure you that you’d be hard-pressed to get bored on this site, seeing how much there is to do. I hope you’ll enjoy (and appreciate) all of the beautiful ladies of porn. And ladies, thanks again for your service. You are goddesses, every last one of you.