Twistys Network! When I finally get the chance to hold the beautiful breast of the woman who will be my future wife, you can bet that I won't do such an ugly thing as twisting it. Boobs are only there to make the woman feel good and to be loved by her man. I know that for sure, so the name of this website made me think twice about clicking on it, but I did it anyway, and I don't regret it.
Free The Porn!
To start with, because I know if you are like me, you will want to see if you have to ask your mom for money to pay for an account, and the answer is yes. That is usually a bad sign for me because when it takes a credit card, my mother wants to do it herself, and if she sees that it is content of an "adult" nature, she thinks I'm too young for that kind of stuff.But I'm in my 30s, so I'm old enough. Lucky enough though the people at Twistys are friendly and let you pay a dollar for a two-day membership trial to see if you will like it.
The other prices are 6.66 a month for 12 months, 19.99 a month for three months, and if you want a membership for just one month it will set you back 29.99. I'm not ThePornDude so I only really need the trial membership for two days because I finish too fast and it's a while before I can go again, but they try to give you a good deal, and I appreciate that.
Upselling Even After You Pay
It was already hard enough getting my mom to pay for it so when the first screen I see after login in every time is another offer to pay them more money I'm not happy. I think you won't be either, but I don't like to be reminded there is better porn I could get if only my mother would be willing to pay a little more.Other than that, there is a lot of good to say about Twistys. Usually, these porn sites will have a big long list of girls where either there are a lot of girls with looks all over the place, or there are only a little, and they're all excellent looking body-pillow material — the kind of girl I want to fall asleep beside in pillow format. Twistys is the latter of those two.
The Girls Look Great
Now I'm not the ThePornDude, he gets the ladies left, and right and I'm sure he can keep up with any amount of any kind of girl out there. For me, who is only used to loving 2D girls and my hand, the girls on this site are almost over-stimulating. They must have gone around and got on their knees with a bouquet of flowers to offer these models because I can't think of too many other sites that have better-looking girls than on Twistys.They make them easy to find too; there is a section just for their models, and because they have three thousand and seventy-one of them, they give you a few different ways to find that dream girl you are looking for.
I like sorting by name because I want to pick the right girl and then imagine our lives together, and you know that if we're spending our lives together, then she'll have to take my last name. I won't mind if she keeps her job though, my mom can't be the one paying for my porn subscriptions forever.They have the videos on the site set up as named "episodes" depending on the porn actress who is acting in each one. They put in the effort to name the episodes too, which means it's actually better than anime that way. Every episode of anime I've watched just counts them with numbers; episode 1, 2, and so on. So them taking the time to come up with actual names for these videos is something I can appreciate for Twistys.They do an excellent job with what comes with each episode too. Usually, when I'm watching a show, specifically an anime or something the website I'm watching it on will let you see some pics and clips of the full video before you even have to click "play." If you spend the majority of your time at home in your room like I do, watching anime and porn online, then this is helpful to let you know what exactly you will see on the video before you start it.
Bells & Whistles
Twistys has its own version of that, and it's better than I have seen it anywhere else. There are three sections you can click through for each video, "trailer," "Scene," and "Gallery" each section does things well, but the "Gallery" section shines brighter than a million anime waifus when it comes to quality. It is like they decided to have a photoshoot for every video they made. Each part of the video has its own sub-section in the "gallery," so when they change clothes or positions, there's a whole new selection of professional photos to look at.
Popular Models For A Reason
The models aren't exclusive though, you've probably seen them around on other porn sites, or if you're like me, you have stalked them on social media. I like to use my alt account where it looks like I'm actually a muscly muscular guy so if they see my tweets they'll respond the right way. I know my regular profile pic would still get attention though, I'm definitely handsome enough for them to respond to me, it's not like my mother would lie to me about how I look. I would just prefer if when I eventually meet my future wife that she thinks it's the first time I heard of her rather than me doing research on her online beforehand out of love. I know that shouldn't be something that bothers a refined lady-like you can find on this site, but for some reason, they are creeped out by me knowing all about them beforehand.
No In Your Face Advertising
Another good thing you'll find about this site is that there really are not pop up ads or anything else that is going to get in the way of your porn viewing experience. The advertisements that always get me are the ones that talk about different ways to make your penis grow bigger. Not that I really need mine to or anything. I would only be clicking on those ads because I have a friend I know that was interested. I'm confident in my size already because my mom told me that I'm completely normal, even a little bigger than average. It's a paid site though, so having a bunch of ads flying in your face all the time is something that will lose them, customers, faster than they would sign up for new accounts.The different scenes you can watch on the site are great and all. We also already talked about the fact that you have an excellent selection of stills from every scene to look through before you actually press play on the video. At the top of every page on the website, however, you can mouse over the "updates" tab, and you'll see that they offer not only videos to watch but also an entire section of the website just for photos. It will take you back to the days where you would need to sneak the Walmart catalogue books away from your mom's so you could have yourself some alone time with the women's underwear section. But this is a thousand times better because these girls are actually trying to be sexy on purpose.
One of the other great things on this website is just to the left of the "updates" section, and it's really just the "home" icon. I don't see this on a lot of websites so when I do it really helps me out. Sometimes when I'm finished with a particularly lovely girl's video on the site, but the video isn't all the way finished, I usually end up wanting to come back to it later. Hover over the "home" icon, and you'll see the two options under it are for the "favorites" section and the "history" section in case you forget to add one to your favorites. I know it's happened to me more than once where I found a great girl who felt like soft and sexy love pillow material, but going back later I wouldn't be able to find her so I can appreciate Twistys forward-thinking to help with this problem.
All in all, Twistys (often misspelled as "twisties" and "twisty's") gets it right in a lot of ways. They've got great girls, high-quality videos and multiple different sections to feed the different fetishes we all enjoy. While these girls are the kind that guys like you and me might disappoint, I know if we handed them over to ThePornDude it would be a different story. But we can have fun watching them here anyway, in a dark basement with a box of tissues in hand, as it was meant to be.