Video Box! Finding the perfect porn site is not a quick ordeal. Me jizzing is a quick ordeal, though. I usually can’t hold it in for longer than, I don’t know, two or three minutes, tops? And if I am watching a really good flick, that usually gets even shorter, maybe to under a minute sometimes. I know there is a stigma against being what they call a ‘one-minute man,’ but I am actually proud of my lack of wiener endurance.Why would I need to last a long time? I’m a virgin! And I am probably not getting laid any time soon. So, the way I look at it, being unable to keep it going for a long time is a blessing, not a curse. It means that I get to fit more faps into every day. Whereas some guys turn their masturbation sessions into long and leisurely hours-long affairs and, thus, probably only jizz like once, maybe twice a day, I am able to squeeze out somewhere around 7 to 10 loads daily.Pretty impressive, am I right? That is just an average range. My all-time personal record for busting nuts in one day, though, is 17. I am very proud of that. And I full-heartedly believe that I will eventually beat it. My meat and my record, that is! I don’t care about how long I last. Even if I were to have sex with a real-life woman (and not my body pillow or sex doll), what do I care if I cum too quickly? Hey, as long as I get mine, I’m good! Even though I am 99% sure I never will get mine. Based on how socially awkward and grotesque I am, I will likely die a virgin. But, hey, thank god for porn, right? It has literally saved my life, time and time again.Given the fact that I fap like I’m training for the Olympics or something, when it comes time for me to pick out a site that I will use to cum to, one of the most important factors that I always have to take into account is how many videos the site has. Especially if I am paying money to access it. It sounds like something that you would just assume every premium pay porn site had in spades, right? … Quantity? Well, you’d be wrong. I have seen so many premium porn sites that max out at under 100 videos. Good porn, sure, just not enough of it.With only 100 videos to choose from, heck, I’d run out of options in like a month! And then I’d still be stuck paying a monthly fee, frustratedly beating my meat to videos I’ve already seen before. And that’s never nearly as much fun as having something brand new to stoke the imagination. That’s why, equally important to quality, in my mind anyway, is quantity. Without a sizeable collection of videos to choose from, you also lose out on the variety aspect.
Different StrokesAnd, as I’m sure you well know, when you get horny, it comes in different cravings. Sometimes you want petite teen schoolgirls, other times you want thick Latinas with curves for days … you have to make sure, then, that your porn site, especially if you’re paying, is able to cater to all of your various needs and moods. Rare is the site that is capable of doing that.There are some sites, though, that have an unfathomable amount of porn for you to enjoy. One of those sites is called Video Box. I first learned about Video Box from reading The Porn Dude’s review of it. He made it sound so cool … probably because he is so cool … so, I just had to check it out. Anything that The Porn Dude recommends, I always take a look at. The man has impeccable taste in porn. And he knows his stuff. He’s pretty much my idol…Video Box is not your standard premium pay porn site. It employs a completely different model than the one you may be used to, the one used by sites like Brazzers, Reality Kings, and Team Skeet (to name a few). These sites tend to put out a butt load of original content, as often as physically possible. They’re constantly making new videos and uploading them to their various sites.
A Unique Premium Porn SiteVideo Box, on the other hand, approaches the porn site with a very different mentality. One that probably saves them a bunch of money and stress in the long run. Instead of paying models and directors and producers, etc. to constantly produce new content, they license pornos that have already been made by the other sites and companies. Sort of like how Netflix was back before they started focusing more on original shows and movies.This takes care of a lot of the common pitfalls that premium pay porn sites tend to suffer from. For example, you don’t have to worry at all about the issue of scarcity. Because they aren’t making their own content, Video Box can upload new scenes and movies daily. Multiple times per day, at that. In fact, their landing page (before you log in) boasts 5 daily video uploads. And given the fact that they have been around since 2004, I don’t think even I will ever have to worry about running out of new porn to watch! Heck, I don’t even know how many videos that would be. You do the math. No matter what it is, I guarantee that you’ll never get bored or run out of content, that’s for sure.Plus, in having so many videos from a wide array of studios and porn sites, variety is something that Video Box specializes in. Not only do they have a good spread when it comes to different categories and models, they also have something that most other porn sites do not. And that is porn which is not limited by the constraints of time. What I mean by that is, in addition to plenty of the modern HD-quality porn we know and love of today, Video Box also offers titles from the past. So, if you’re into checking out some vintage vag (behold the porn bush!) from the 60s and 70s, in addition to some of the cutting edge stuff of today, Video Box is the site for you.The one thing that is kind of a bummer when it comes to Video Box is the fact that their site suffers from dated and subpar design. It kind of looks like it was developed in 2004 and then has not really been updated since. Much like an aging cougar, it could definitely use a facelift. Become a little more modern looking, as well as streamlined with contemporary site design.You do have a site menu bar, though, so that should make navigating the site as easy as any other. Here, you can choose from Home, Movies, Scenes, Clips, Flow Mode (more on that in a moment), Niches, My Stash, Channels, VOD (Videos on Demand), Live Girls, and Deals. Below that, to the left-hand side of the page, you have a few more options: Trusted Partners, Porn Stars, Studios, VB on TV (Apple TV and Roku setup), Mobile, and Stashed Stars (I’m assuming this is something of a Favorites list of models).Flow Mode is something that is pretty unique, as far as I know, to Video Box. And I guess it’s a cool idea in theory, but I think it could have been executed a little better. Basically, using your Adobe Flash plugin, Flow Mode will randomly select videos from Video Box’s enormous stash of porn and then those videos will slowly cascade across a box that resembles a 1990s media player. From there, you can simply click on whichever perks your interest (among other things). I think this is a clever way to make it easier to find great content out of the hundreds of thousands of scenes that are on Video Box, but, like the site itself, this could definitely be revamped, at least in terms of presentation.
Ads on a Pay Site?Another thing that I am not crazy about with this site is the fact that, even though you’re already paying a monthly fee to access their porn, they still advertise. It’s not anything too invasive or anything, but still … if I’m paying you money to provide me with porn (that I could probably find for free if I really wanted to), the least you could do is spare me the advertising.But it’s a small price to pay for the convenience of having such a staggering amount of porn available at all times, as well as a library that is constantly growing every single day. All in all, Video Box is a great site for any pornoholic who just cannot seem to get enough and appreciates quantity, quality, and diversity. Enjoy, fappers!