TeamSkeet

Team Skeet! Boy, oh boy, what a day it has been already. It’s not even five o’clock and I’ve already fapped my wiener raw five times! That has to be a new personal record. Actually, on second thought, I once went 10 times in one day, back when I was 16. There’s nothing like teenage hormones to help you get through the whole slush pile of porn on the internet. Oh, to be young again. I had the whole world before me, I had momentum. I was an appropriate age to still be a virgin. Now I’m knocking down the door of 40 and I no longer have a valid excuse. Other than to say, ‘hey, just take one look at me, that should explain why I have never gotten laid, right?’

Thank goodness for porn, though. I honestly don’t know how I would have made it this far in life if it wasn’t for these deliciously dirty videos and pics. I’m almost 100% positive that I would have gone crazy by now. Probably locked up in a mental hospital somewhere. Hey, a guy can only go so long without ejaculating. That’s a fact. With years and years on end sans jizzing, the mind starts to deteriorate. It’s science. We’re animals and, thus, we all have needs.

But some people are certainly born with more needs than others. And I am one of those people, for sure. I am so sex addled and horny 24/7 that it might even be fair to say that I’m special needs. Maybe I should apply for one of those handicap stickers for my car. What’s your disability, sir? Oh, me? I suffer from a severe case of “horniness constantus”. I’m sure you’ve heard of it, ma’am … Oh, you haven’t? Well, why don’t you take that top off and I’ll show you exactly what it looks like! Ah, there’s a fantasy for ya. I can see it on Porn Hub now: “Ugly nerd mouth bangs disability services worker for a handicap sticker.” Hm … a guy can dream, can’t he?

But, you see, porn is my only medication. The only thing that treats my condition. Sometimes, though, I worry that I’m too far gone. Like, now if I ever did get far enough with a pretty lady, you know, to the point where we’re about to go all the way, I sometimes worry that I would ejaculate prematurely. Actually, I am like 99% certain that is what would happen. It only takes me like 5 minutes tops to come to completion when I’m watching porn. I can’t even imagine how fast it would go with a real, live, breathing woman touching my penis. Maybe instantly! How embarrassing would that be?

Porn Saved My Life

So, I am happy in my cornucopia of porn. My pornucopia, if you will. It’s familiar. It’s comfortable. It doesn’t require any actual human interaction. Thank god. Because I am so riddled with crippling anxiety, I might just have a panic attack if a girl wanted to give me a BJ. With porn, I know exactly what I am getting myself into, every time. Plus, there’s no risk involved. No potential for disappointment on either end, hers or mine. It gets the job done, and it does the job well. Although, let’s face the facts. The possibility of me being disappointed by her is basically nonexistent. It’s almost guaranteed to be the other way around!

But with porn, there are no worries. Well, except for one. The fact that some porn sites are of a much higher quality than others. That’s the only concern. Especially if you’re looking for a premium porn site that you have to spend money for. You don’t want to invest your hard-earned cash into a site that turns out to be subpar in terms of design or functionality. Or, even worse, the site could be done uploading new content. And a lot of sites out there are, even though they don’t advertise that when they solicit your membership. What a scam! So, that’s what I’m here to do. To use my years and years of porn viewing experience so that you don’t get tricked into buying into the wrong site! And with the kajillion of porn sites available on the internet, it can be quite the gamble sometimes.

The Cream of the Crop

Today, though, we will be taking a look at a site that has pretty much already earned its stripes. Team Skeet. As a part of the Mind Geek conglomerate (they are, more or less, a monopoly of the premium porn industry), you can at least be sure that a butt load of money has gone into the site. So, the production values should be on point. As should the site design. And the ladies. Or so you hope.

There’s a really good chance that you’ve seen a Team Skeet video at some point or another in your constant conquest for fapping material. They are all over Porn Hub and Red Tube, for example, as one of the most popular porn studios on the web. Team Skeet is responsible for many a revered porn site, such as Sis Loves Me, Exxxtra Small, Family Strokes, BFFs, and Dad Crush; as well as timeless classics like My Babysitters Club, Innocent High, Black Valley Girls, Little Asian GFs, and Shoplyfter. Personally, when I think of the best porn videos that I’ve ever seen, oftentimes I think of Team Skeet productions. They really know what they’re doing.

But in addition to quality, Team Skeet also offers both quantity and variety. They have a grand total of 45 sites for you to peruse and fap yourself silly to. That is a huge plus for a site like this. Heck, if you’re going to pay money for porn, at the very least you should be able to rely on having a huge selection of different sites to enjoy. Other similar paysites, like Mofos, for example, tend to only offer half the number of sites as Team Skeet. So, you can count on daily uploads, as well as a good deal of diversity in girls and niches.

Easy to Use Site Design … Intuitive

When you first log onto Team Skeet, it looks, more or less, what you are likely to imagine a premium pay porn site to look like, in terms of design. Your eye will probably first be led to the enormous and highly stylized slideshow banner at the top of the page. There are different ads for new and upcoming scenes that cascade there, switching every few seconds. Above that, you will find the site menu bar. Here, you can navigate the site easily by choosing between Home, Movies, Models, Sites, Specials, Help, Tags, or Logout. I like a straightforward menu bar … there is nothing too superfluous here, just convenient ways to browse your content.

Then, below the promotional banner, is where the magic happens. They’ve curated some of their scenes for your viewing pleasure and segmented them into different sections. First is Newest Movies, letting you keep up to date with the latest material. Next, you’ll find Most Popular, which allows you to see what other Team Skeet users are into these days. Then, Featured Movies (a selection of staff picks). Below that is Sites, letting you browse a few options without having to navigate to a whole new page. Finally, you’ll find Upcoming Movies, where you can preview what’s to cum (hint: it’s you!).

Best Bang (or Fap) For Your Buck?

Team Skeet also offers a few user features (again, to be expected from a huge porn site like this). You can like or dislike videos, download them, favorite them, and comment on them. So, nothing too above and beyond, but you’ll have all the basics. Plus, if you’re anything like me, you like having the ability to chat with fellow fap addicts. And the videos on Team Skeet have a somewhat active commenting section. Most videos have somewhere between 2 and 5 comments on them. So, not quite as hearty as Porn Hub, but, better than nothing!

All in all, Team Skeet (often misspelled as “teen skeet” and “teemskeet”) is about as quality as it gets when it comes to premium pay membership porn sites. You get tons of exclusive content. All the girls are gorgeous. All of the newer videos are HD. You have a few extra features. And the porn is just downright awesome! Plus, take a moment to consider the fact that you get over 40 different sites with a membership to Team Skeet. And then couple that with the fact that Team Skeet isn’t significantly more expensive than many of its competitors, and you have the recipe for one of the best porn sites. A great bang for your buck!