Strap yourselves in because I’m about to review a website that is more legendary than ThePornDude himself. That’s right, we’re talking about Sex.Com. This website and more specifically this domain name has had more controversy than Ron Jeremy has had women.Back in 1994, a genius entrepreneur by the name of Gary Kremen had the idea of buying Sex.Com and not using it for anything, because he was busy working on his dating site Match.Com instead.Presumably, he figured that Sex.com was such a cool domain name that hogging it to sell it later was a slam dunk money-making venture.He was right. The site was so desirable that soon after in 1995, a scam artist by the name of Stephen Cohen flat out stole the domain name from under Kremen’s nose and claimed that he had attained it legally. After a decade of legal battles and financial struggles, the website eventually fell back in the hands of its original registrant, Kremen, and went back to being a pointless useless domain, parked for eternity.That is, until 2010 when a company called Clover Holdings bought the domain and reworked it into a Pinterest style gallery site, aimed at making money and bringing us the tits. Speaking of tits, I haven’t mentioned them in almost 3 paragraphs, and that’s the kind of behavior that would disappoint ThePornDude, and since I’m trying to get on that guy’s good side, let’s talk a bit more about the kind of tits you can find on Sex.com.
After Sex.com was reworked into a community-driven pin site back in 2012, it quickly began the internet’s main repository for the hottest of the hot in pornography. Do you know how in every porn video that lasts for over an hour there’s a bit right at the end that’s so ridiculously hot you might as well just watch that on repeat? It could be the part where the girl gets cum on her face, scoops it up and swallows it. Or maybe it’s the part where the creampie comes squirting out a girl’s asshole.Whatever your preference, every porn video and every sexy clip on the web has a few glorious seconds that are perfect for the money shot. Personally, I’m a one pump chump, and while I’m very self-conscious about it – a man’s gotta fap. So if I’m gonna blow a load in 5 seconds, I like making sure that I’m watching the best 5 seconds I could possibly find.That’s where Sex.com comes in. It’s basically become a place for people to pin images and, a lot more commonly, short gifs of the hottest moments in porn from all over the internet. The place is wild and unfiltered. All you’ll ever find on here are animated shots of the hottest women in the world during the hottest parts of the dirtiest sexual acts you can think of.Just loading up the homepage right now, I can see a ton of gifs that are all worth blowing a load to. I see a hot Rule 34 clip of 2B from Nier: Automata taking it up the ass, not one but two clips of Belle Delphine giving herself a wedgie, three clips of girls taking cocks up the ass and a short gif of a girl licking her own vagina in a perfect loop. – And that’s just the very top section of the front page.
Now that I’ve got your attention with all that talk about the perfect 5-second orgasm, let’s talk about how I think you should use this site. I have nothing but time and dry cum on my hands because I have no girlfriend, I live with my mother and I have a poster of ThePornDude hanging in my room which he may or may not approve of.Suffice it to say, I have a lot of time to perfect fapping techniques and I’m gonna describe for you the best way to fap on Sex.Com. First, put on any kind of loud ass porn in the background, so that you hear girls moaning and screaming in sex pleasures, because this site does not have any sound. Second, go on Sex.com’s home page and click the middle mouse button. Thirdly, move your mouse downward a little bit. Your page will start to scroll down slowly. Now you’re ready to fap.The screen will scroll, new gifs will load and you’ll see nothing but the best of the best in porn loading on your good old CRT monitor, for a long while. – Though in my case, as I mentioned, I’m done and out in 5 seconds or less. Unfortunately, the way that the site is set up, you can’t scroll forever – eventually, you have to hit “Page 2”, but it takes a while to get down there.Scrolling on Sex.com kind of feels like you’ve a team of porn gnomes in your computer, scouring the farthest depths of the internet to find the best parts of the best porn and bring them to you as quickly as your internet can handle.As someone who reviews porn for a living I have to say, I’m very impressed with the quality of these clips because I keep seeing girls that I recognize, girls that I’ve seen in porn movies, but the scenes are absolutely mind-blowing – not at all like what I’ve seen them do on actual paid sites.
Don’t Be a Wanker – Contribute!
If you’re feeling especially grateful for the free gift that is Sex.com you can pay back the favor by signing up for a free account and submitting some porn clips of your own. Maybe you’ve got some porn vids on your computer that you could crop into a couple of hot ass gifs. Or maybe you’ve got some pics of your wife or girlfriend that you’d like to share with the world. Put them on Sex.com so that we can all enjoy them.
The Website’s Design and Community
Here’s where things get really interesting. You would think that a website that is entirely community-driven would be an absolutely unsortable mess that you just sort of dredge through. – Not Sex.com! The damn website is so well maintained that most posts or “pins” as they’re called there, are perfectly tagged and documented so that you can use the extensive search and sort features the site has to offer.You can sort the smut by most favorited or most popular across different periods like recent or all time. You can also check out pretty much any tag you can think of. This is especially useful if you find a gif of a girl you really like and you’d like to see more of her. Click the tag of her name under her image and you’re all set – that’ll fetch all the gifs of her pinned across the entire site.What’s really fascinating though is the community. I’m no stranger to friendly comment sections. Pornhub is notorious for having a comments’ section where people hang out and exchange baking recipes. That’s all well and good, but on Sex.com it’s all about the smut.Every single post that’s worth viewing is also worth commenting on because people are going way out of their way to start a conversation, both on finding the source of the image and on finding more porn in a similar vein. This actually means that you can use Sex.com to find porn on other sites that you’d like to jack off to, when you’re not quite sure what you’re in the mood for.So if you’re sitting there with your dick in your hands and a dilemma on your mind, hop on to Sex.com, give it a scroll, and when you find a gif of something you really like, just check out the source for it in the comments section and watch the full video. Easy.
If ThePornDude was a porn site and not a review site, he would be Sex.com, because this place has got a piece of every porn vid on the planet, but only the best bits. It’s kind of like a website dedicated to just the top of the cake where the icing is the most delicious.So if you’re in the mood for money shots, creampies, tit flashing and you’d just generally like to see the most beautiful women on their planet get fucked, sucked, plowed and gasping for air, swing on over to Sex.com.It’s free, it’s for everyone and there are no downsides. Worst case scenario, you’ll find some new favorites and enjoy them on a tube site instead. Either way, Sex.com is your first stop in exploring the best of internet pornography.