OrgyMania (SlipShine)

Orgy Mania aka Slip Shine! The headline of OrgyMania.net is “Comics for people who think sex is fantastic,” which, as much as that describes me, is fairly useless in that it describes pretty much everyone, right? Or, at least, it describes pretty much every guy, because whenever I approach women and tell them that I think that sex is fantastic, they turn me down.Maybe for men, all sex is fantastic, while for women only sex with guys like ThePornDude is fantastic. I would fuck anything with a warm hole and a pulse, but girls seem to prefer guys who don’t have overwhelming body odor and have a cock longer than an average three-inch-long schlong like me. If they really thought all sex was fantastic, I think they would be tripping over themselves to get a piece of my sweet man meat, but I guess that isn’t the case.Oh well. I, unlike those lying harlots, truly do think that sex is fantastic. As such, OrgyMania is the site for me: they’ve said it themselves. Those of you who aren’t such devoted fans of the carnal arts should look elsewhere. Though, to be perfectly honest, despite what they say I bet you’ll like OrgyMania even if you only think sex is pretty good, or even average.After all, porn comics are a lot more accessible then sex, and you don’t have to put up with that whole song and dance of pretending that you care about a person to get off this way. In my opinion, as long as you find sex adequate, you should give OrgyMania a shot. I doubt you’ll be disappointed.

Drawn Porn In All Forms

Porn comics come in a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and types, so let me start with narrowing things down a bit. What OrgyMania focuses on is sex-positive Western-style porn comics. That means a few things: it means a distinct lack of catgirls, demons, and tentacle monsters and far more loving, positive, and gentle portrayals of sex. Though I am a fan of degeneracy in general, I must admit that this more realistic and tender approach to porn comics does have its upside.It almost makes me feel something. The love and romance that a lot of these comics contain can be truly beautiful. That is, until I remember how distant these feelings are from my actual life and start to cry. But don’t worry, I can always power through. I’m used to fighting my emotions, and tears make pretty good lube.Another aspect of OrgyMania that I love is that there’s very little that they see as taboo. If it’s not illegal, you’ll probably be able to find a comic featuring your favorite porn niche, no matter how rare it might be. There are plenty of bi, gay, and incestuous comics on OrgyMania, so if you feel like you’ve been overlooked by the porn comic industry, this might be where you can finally let your freak flag fly.Porn comics also vary hugely in quality. I know that I spent many of my early years huddled up in the basement with a drawing tablet creating amateurish representations of thinly-veiled counterparts of the girls I had crushes on getting fucked by even more obvious representations of myself, and I know from experience that a lot of porn comics you can find for free online are of the same dismal quality.But the stuff on OrgyMania far exceeds those low standards. These aren’t the doodlings of teenage would-be artists or talentless manchildren—OrgyMania does not allow just anyone to upload comics, and they don’t even take open submissions. Every single piece of porn on the site is created by a talented artist, and it shows. Pretty much every comic you click will be worthy of your cum, I guarantee it.

More Porn Than You Can Shake A Dick At

The quality of the content is clearly above par, but what about the quantity? You’ll be happy to hear that OrgyMania won’t let you down there, either. As of right now, you’ll have access to a complete back catalog of over twenty-two thousand pages of high-quality drawn porno. If you’re spending twenty hours a day on OrgyMania (like myself) and that isn’t enough for you, the site is still regularly updated and gets an average of about four brand new full pages each and every day, three-hundred-sixty-five days a year.Most of these daily updates are in the form of additions to two or three different ongoing works. I like this regularity—it’s kind of like the old days when television wasn’t just twelve-hour marathons of Ice Road Truckers, but regular releases of all your favorite shows. It gives me something to look forward to, which is something my life is sorely lacking.And worry not: OrgyMania is practically ancient in terms of porno websites, so it won’t go the way of the dodo like broadcast television has. They’ve been around since 2001, which makes them old enough to fight and die for their country but not quite old enough to smoke and drink. It’s a fucked-up world, but I’ll be sure to thank them for their service anyways when they go off to fight and die in some foreign war. Or, at the very least, to accompany and provide masturbation material to those brave young fools who fight on our behalf.

Extraordinary Value

Where OrgyMania really shines is in terms of its value. Yes, the comics you get would be worth just about any price at this level of quality, and yes, there’s so many original and unique pieces of sexy art on OrgyMania that one might expect such premium porn to command a premium price.But if you thought that, you would be wrong. Even the site’s most expensive plans are of exemplary value, and when you commit to a long-term relationship with OrgyMania they get even cheaper. If all porn sites were this cheap, I’d have a lot more cash in my wallet, so I wish that every other site would follow this example.Well, that’s not entirely true. If every porn site was as cheap as OrgyMania, I’d just subscribe to more porn sites. But hey, that’s still an improvement that my life sorely needs, so I still hope that they start a trend when it comes to getting a good bang for your buck.The most expensive membership option starts off at just under twenty-five bucks a month. I know what you’re thinking—PornGeek, you just told me that OrgyMania was cheap, but that’s about what most porn sites charge. And you’re right, but that’s only the first month. While just about every other site will continue to charge you at that same rate, and some will even go as far as to increase the cost of subsequent months, OrgyMania will actually only charge you ten dollars for each month after the initial thirty days. That’s right—even with the shortest possible commitment, your price will drop down to the equivalent of a long-term subscription in just a single month.If you’d rather reap those benefits right away, though, there is a ton of flexibility among the plans offered. There’s a sixty-day plan with a slightly lower initial cost (on a per-month basis), and a ninety-day plan with another reduction, both of which then switch to a reoccurring subscription at that same ten-dollar-per-month rate.But the real savings come in if you sign up for half a year or a full year at a time. The monthly rate of these two plans aren’t that much cheaper than the short-term options ($8.50 per month and $8 per month, respectively), but these modest monthly savings are compounded by the fact that neither of these plans come with that higher first-month cost that the short-term plans carry. If you sign up for the six- or twelve-month subscription option, you’ll jump straight to that cheap rate without having to pay the initiation fees that the shorter plans come with.OrgyMania justifies the initiation fee by explaining that since you’re getting access to an eighteen-year-old catalog of high-quality porn comics, you could quite easily just download everything in your first month and then unsubscribe, before dropping your membership and coming back a year later to grab everything that’s been uploaded since. Which, if I was clever enough to somehow automate, I would probably do, so point taken.Instead, I’m just going to be happy with what I’ve got and jerk off in peace. OrgyMania has been good to me, so I’ll be good to it. At least, until I can figure out how to take advantage of them.