URL Galleries! Pic porn is kind of dying art these days. Sure, you’ll see galleries on most of the studio sites, but it seems like most sites treat it as an afterthought. It seems like the golden era of photo smut is over and since everyone seems to have moved onto all sorts of multimedia from full-length movies, to average length videos, quickie clips, and virtual reality experience.But there still are at least a few enthusiasts and websites who cater to the most classy way porn has been enjoyed. And ever since the explosion in amateur uploads since pretty much everyone has high def recording equipment, there are even photo porno sites which specialize in providing a platform for non-professionals who want to show off their bodies and make some cash at the same time.If that interests you, as either a viewer or a poster, the URL Galleries is for you.
An Oldie But GoodiePorn is almost as old as the internet. In fact, I’m pretty sure I saw a story online about Tim Berners-Lee talking with Hugh Hefner back in the early nineties about setting up a porn page for him. Anyway, porn has been growing in waves since the dawn of the net, and one of my favorite waves was back in the mid-2000s.Sure, HD wasn’t a thing and video buffering was still an issue for most hardware, but porn pics were great. After all, unlike in the internet dark ages (AKA the nineties) when pics slowly uploaded in sections during this era download speeds for photos was lightning fast. And some creative net-entrepreneurs took advantage of the new technology with all kinds of neat new smut sites.One of those bold, boob-packed experiments is URL Galleries, and despite its age, it offers something for both voyeurs and exhibitionists. To have all of your questions answered as to the who, what, and why, keep on reading.
“Is The Content Worth Wanking To?”To those who like to watch, yeah, this site is pretty great. Since it’s been around for a decade, there are countless posts of both amateurs, professionals, as well as those aspiring women who are somewhere in the middle.As much as I like smut, I didn’t have time to look at every single page. I mean common on, there are over 78,000 (!) pages each with about a dozen galleries which have dozens or hundreds of photos each.But I did give looking at a lot of them an honest go.From what I have seen, there are blondes, brunettes, raven-haired, and red-headed girls – though mostly with shaved bush, so no fire crotch – and women of every ethnicity. While the idea was to give amateurs exposure when trying to launch their porn career, but a good number of pro and semi-pro performers have started to join the site as the years have gone on.But no matter which kind of girl you prefer, there are plenty of hot honeys to look at since a photo set isn't just about the type of girl but what she's doing. Every kind of pose and scenario is posted here, including some I hadn't even imagined.Some girls are a bit conservative and photographed on a typical photoshoot set stripping down and diddling themselves while others get more creative and are shot on beaches, in offices, or even more exotic settings. And speaking of exotic, the costumes these ladies wear, the way they take them off, and the toys that they play with will make both of your heads explode. I'll let you find out for yourself, but if you check it out for yourself but to give you an idea of what you have to look forward to there are even photosets of heavily pregnant women.When you click on a gallery, you see a massive set of photos which you can see all at once as thumbnails and change the number of thumbnails you can see per page. To give you an idea of how many there can be per page – and how many you can see on a gallery – including 10, 25, 50, all the way up to 1,000!Just don’t make the mistake of clicking on a photo for a close up cause you’ll be taken offsite to a webcam page or some other kind of spam. And no, the pages you are taken to aren’t of other fap material by the same model.
“How Does It Work?”For those of you who want to make some money on the side or are already an established, rising starlet, URL is a great site to join. When you get your account set up, by partnering with URL Galleries’ sister site, you get money every time someone visits your site.How do they get there? You post nudie pics on URL Galleries, copy and paste a link to your or someone else’s blog or website. URL Galleries’ sister site URL Cash posts their ads on said sites and once those links are set up, you can get paid.Just a tip to any guys who think they might want to try their luck on promoting themselves on URL Galleries: don't! I tried and apparently, it's a platform for females only, and they especially don't want to see any "shriveled up four-inch pickle" or whatever.Bastards. First, it’s four and a half inches. And all I wanted to do is just promote my own junk to some desperate Russian brides who wanted to see the goods and my PayPal account before meeting me. Now none of them will ever get back to me.
“Can I Make Money Here?”As I said, I wasn’t allowed to post on URL Galleries for long before I was booted, so I'm not sure. But I do know that there are literally tens of thousands of posters, so it must be lucrative for at least some of them.And rather than have to meticulously go over your own tracking, URL Cash does it all for you. So, the only thing you need to worry about is posting pics and making loads of money.In fact, according to URL Galleries sister site, you can get paid daily and can collect through a number of channels including ALERT PAY, Web Money, PayPal, Liberty Reserve, or through a wire transfer. And to make things better, this isn’t some pay-to-play bullshit – signing up is completely free.
“How Social Are The Users?”When you first take a look at URL Galleries, you'll swear that it looks like it's got an active community. And…you'd be wrong. As someone who lives in cyberspace, I get most of my social time online so when I check out any site, especially an NSFW one which I spend a lot of time on, I check out the social features. But sadly, there is no way to talk to or anyway to give the model feedback.
“What Ways Can You Find Fap Material”
With tens of thousands of pages and about a Googleplex of content to wank to a site like this should have a decent search engine and some additional filter features. After all, we’re well into the 21st century, and you'd think that would be standard by now, right?Well, not every webmaster has gotten the memo since the number of search features on URL Galleries seems to be limited to what people could do circa 2005.To be fair, the built-in search engine does work just fine and does give you the results that you want…at least sometimes. The problem is that with so many posts, only some of which do have keywords, there should be more ways to find what you want. But you can only search through the galleries by relevance or by the date they were added.On the other hand, there is a category section which does make finding certain content easier and does have the typical section plus some unusual ones. To give you an idea of the latter, there are sections like Downblouse, Celeb-Oops, Lactating, Gothic, and even some stuff called Mixed-Content. But with so much on this site, the whole site needs to be tagged up with keywords to make finding stuff easier.
“Is It Better To Use The Site On Desktop Or Mobile?”Despite its flaws, I was a little surprised by the mobile version. Since URL Gallery was made way before the days of smartphones and tablets and hasn't been updated much, I was thinking that the mobile version was going to be a disaster.But weirdly, the mobile version seems to run decently. Keep in mind, you’ll still have to put up with a ton of bullshit popups, so Android users should get some good virus protection. Overall, the mobile site runs about as well (or as iffy) as the desktop version does.
“Anything I Should Watch Out For?”The biggest problem with this site, like a ton of other smut sites made around this time, is that it is crawling with ads. Seriously, every other post there is one ad after another. I often talk about how I don’t mind it when web developers want to make a buck, but seeing the same poorly inserted GIF every two or three posts is a little excessive.They should take a note from people like me and ThePornDude, and there are other ways to get money off of nudity without being dependent on ad revenue. And if those people want some advice slide into my DMs. Those people (read: women) who include tit pics or want to go on a virtual World of Warcraft date with me get priority.
“How Would You Make This Site Better, MrGeek?’While it’s certainly functional, you can tell that this site is on the older side. For one, there is no consistent background color on any of the webpages.On the main page, you'll see a pleasant mix of stark white and a soft, complementary shade of blue while on the photo gallery pages you will have to endure a few different shades of puke green with some teal splashed in for variety while on the main page. It was so jarring to me at first that I almost didn't want to click on the next gallery, despite how hot to girl looked.So, the first thing I would do is change the color scheme. Along with that, I’d use a unique and readable, or at least consistent, text font. Honestly, I sometimes think that this site was slapped together by two secondary school students who had different ideas as to how the site should look.As you guys know, I’m not a big fan of ads, so I have to once again bitch about the popups you'll have to deal with when navigating around. And if you are going to put banner ads on the site, it would be nice to have them placed sensibly. Seriously, some of the ads seem to be haphazardly plastered all over the place.With a site this old, I'd also add some new search features beyond keyword relevance, and date added.Finally, the fact that you can’t click on a thumbnail and just see the full version is blue balls level frustrating. That part of the site needs to change.
Is This A Gallery To Get On Board With?To be honest, this site is kinda hit or miss and whether or not you like it is going to depend on your taste…and patience.On a positive note, with tens of thousands of pages with dozens of pictures, this is one of the biggest porn pic archives. And with several new galleries uploaded each and every day, you'll always have something fresh to look at.On the other hand, you’re going to be bombarded by popup adverts, flashy banners, distracting GIFS, and may be exposed to a dick ton of malware. On top of that, the site desperately needs to be updated with better search options.