ENF CMNF

When I first found ENF-CMNF blog, I had no idea what to expect. The name of the site is a bit of a mouthful, so I’ll break it down into its constituent parts for you, so that you don’t have to spend your first ten minutes on the site just figuring out what its all about like I did. ENF stands for embarrassed nude female. In the context of this site, they’re typically embarrassed for a reason relating to their nudity, not because they forgot an acquaintance's name or locked their keys inside their car. Usually, they’re either embarrassed because they were convinced (or blackmailed) into stripping, or because they were caught in a state of undress.Sometimes the embarrassment is lighthearted (“Oh my god, this hot guy came in to my house and I dropped my towel, how will I ever recover!”) while other times it’s a bit more sinister (“If you don’t take off your clothes and suck my cock I’m going to tell your family about your cocaine habit.”). In both cases, though, it’s excellent masturbation material.The second part of the title, CMNF, refers to a surprisingly popular subgenre of porn called clothed male, nude female. Though the situation itself is self-explanatory, the appeal often isn’t. I like this type of porn because it gives a feeling of control that my actual life lacks. It's like the girl is vulnerable, and you’re in control. It must be how ThePornDude feels all the time. It’s a feeling that’s completely absent in my real life, but sites like this help me dull the pain with fantasy.

Browsing the Blog

The main page of ENF-CMNF is a blog-style listing of all of the site's videos. The content isn’t exactly coming in at a breakneck pace—this is more of the type of section that you check in on once a day to see what’s new, have a good fap, then move on. Still, they do make new posts just about every single day, so it’s worth checking up on every once in a while.In each post, you’ll see a brief description of the video, a rating, a list of tags, and a comment section. You can click through on any of the tags to filter your selection to only show you related posts, or you can just scroll through the blog chronologically.Some of the tags have even more acronyms, because apparently the owners of this site think you need an advanced degree to understand their porn. Instead of dedicating all of that time (like I did), I’ll give you one last crash course on the lingo of ENF-CMNF.CFNF is basically the lesbian porn equivalent of CMNF. It means clothed female, nude female. It’s got the same exciting power dynamic as CFNF porn, but with twice the tits and no dicks. You’ll still get to scratch that itch to see some light dominance and submission, but you’ll have twice as many fun bits to focus on.OON stands for “only one naked,” which in this context means that there is a group of people who aren’t nude in the scene. They might be men or women, but the one thing that you can be sure of is that there will be a room full of them, along with one naked woman. It’s like those dreams that I used to have where I showed up at school before realizing that I wasn’t wearing clothes, except the humiliation here usually ends with sex instead of more humiliation and a lifelong fear of public spaces.Another big grouping of videos that you’ll find on ENF-CMNF is called WiP. This stands for women in prison. Thankfully, the women being referred to here are more like the ones you’ll see in Orange is the New Black, and less like the ones you’ll see on the women-only episodes of Lockup. Keeping with the site’s theme, these women are usually being strip-searched, interrogated, and even cavity searched by men and women in police uniforms.A word of warning, though: if you’re a short, fat guy like me, don’t try the techniques you see here on cops in real life. I got pulled over for speeding the other day, and I don’t think trying the moves I saw on WiP helped. Instead of a ticket, I’ve got a court date next month and I’m facing up to five years in prison for sexual assault and attempting to bribe a police officer. Whoops.The last common term you’ll want to know goes by NiP and stands for nude in public. Again, as exciting as this seems, don’t try to emulate this subgenre unless you’re in a very secluded place. I’ve got two cases to beat now, and the fact that I was within a few hundred feet of a playground when this fetish overcame me means my chances are pretty slim.

Surfing The Tube

If nothing on the blog strikes your fancy, you’ll want to check out the tube section. This is similar to your average porn site’s listing of videos, but it’s surprisingly well-made and full-featured for a site that didn’t even have anything but a blog until recently.At first, the videos are sorted by recent, and they’re the exact same ones that were shared on the blog, so if you’ve already scrolled through that you won’t see anything new. Your best bet is to play around with the filters and sorting function: the site has been around for years and has thousands of videos, so it would take a lot longer to find the best of the best if all you could do was use the chronological listing.Start with most viewed, and make sure you watch the number-one ranked video: it’s got over twice as many views as any other video on the site, and it’s well worth anyone’s time. I didn’t know that I wanted to watch a group of twenty or so Japanese women who live as nude slaves on a farm, but now that I’ve seen it I think I can say with confidence that I’m moving to Japan to start a nude slave farm.I also like looking at the most commented section: some of these videos aren’t quite as universally appealing as the most viewed ones, but you’ll certainly find a gem or two that didn’t draw quite as many viewers but had the sort of niche appeal that rabid fans love. A lot of these are a bit more taboo and edgy, so if you came to ENF-CMNF to watch girls get blackmailed into performing deviant sex acts, I highly recommend this sorting option.The most favorited sort has the same sort of appeal, too: you won’t find the everyman video that appeals to all types, but you’ll see a selection of videos that were worthy of the obsession of thousands of viewers. The longest video page is great, too, especially if you’re in the mood to really dive deep into your fetishes and spend a couple of hours (or more) exploring them.In addition to the sorting options, ENF-CMNF has a selection of categories that puts a lot of sites that focus on presenting porn vids to shame. Not only are the basics covered, like categories that describe the girls' size, ethnicity, and sex acts performed, but there’s a lot of niche categories to help you find things that you may not have even known existed.If you want to watch a nude slave auction, there are a handful of videos featuring just that. If you’re into videos where girls get paid cash to strip, you won’t leave emptyhanded. There’s even a hentai category, a mind control category, and an abduction category. Most of these niche categories are small, but that’s better than only having a few large categories that hardly even narrow your selection down to choose from.The videos on ENF-CMNF (often misspelled as "cmnf enf") are hand-picked, hand-tagged, and hand-categorized, so what they lack in quantity they more than make up for in quality, both with regards to the videos themselves and the accuracy of their metadata. You won’t have any problems with missing tags or inaccurate tags here. So, if you really need to watch a girl get naked at gunpoint, you won’t have a problem finding it. You might have a problem if you ever tell your therapist, your loved ones, or a judge about it, but at least you’ll be able to masturbate in peace.You do get access to porn in prison, right?