Ghetto Tube! I heard mother destroying those pesky weeds outside of the home a few days ago. What did those weeds ever do to mother?! I always feel bad knowing mass genocide is being committed on these weeds; let them live! Allow our home to be engulfed with weeds like nature intended mother, who are you to play God?!I’ve been trying to conjure up a "wafoo" as of late but none of them have stuck around. The one that did chat with me briefly told me I should look at the silver lining in all things so in this case, that’s exactly what I did. Mother was going to be massacring weeds: great! She was going to be occupied with murder but she was also using the gasoline: the perfect time for a little snort!I ran into the garage and stuck my nostrils up to the nozzle and give two big inhales of gasoline. Oh, the rush! I could feel my nostrils screaming out loud at me and my brain telling me to stop but I needed this! After approximately three big snorts I felt like I was floating on a cloud; to be fair I think I truly was. I stumbled back to the basement and that is when the trouble started.I felt trapped! Was I a prisoner in this basement?! The only way to truly find out would be to start digging on the concrete floor. I dug until my nails were nothing but bloody stubs and my back was incapacitated from the constant digging. I passed out immediately and dreamed about beautiful, strong Africans that wanted to give me a massage and bath for the rest of my life, whispering in my ear how pretty I was.That’s when I woke up and had a premonition: beautiful women like these could be found at Ghettotube.com! I visited the site that appeared in my dreams and began to uplift these gorgeous females until my body once again passed out from exhaustion. Will you love GhettoTube so much you too will browse for so long that you pass out? Come find out friend!
Tons of videos and picture tags to search by
Although the tags are in the categories section, once you find them you’re going to find a huge laundry list of tags to search by. What’s great about the tags section is that GhettoTube makes it easy to search tags via video or pictures. Depending on what you are in the mood for, you will find something to satisfy the type of female you want to uplift no matter if you want to watch the beautiful female in a video or just stare at the pictures you’ll undoubtedly save for later.These aren’t just basic tags that you’re used to either. They get specific like, ‘knees blowjob,’ when you want to watch black females suck on a Chad on their knees rather than on the bed. When you want to remind yourself why Chads don’t deserve beautiful females like the ones on GhettoTube by forcing them to service them on their knees versus on a comfortable bed I suggest clicking that tag. You will compliment these goddesses so hard you will be giving the Chad in the video a psychic bitch slap (oh yeah I went there) to the ogre! So click on the demeaning tags! Remind yourself why you deserve the beaut in the video and not the Chad!
Lots of categories
For being a free tube site primarily focused on black people there are a ton of good categories to choose from. You can expect the usual categories like mature, lesbian, and amateur but there are others: interracial, threesomes, fetish, and so on. These categories are showcases with beautiful, large thumbnails that show gorgeous black people showing off their stunning assets for the unworthy like me to view. It’s all organized very well, you know exactly what kind of content you will be getting by looking at the thumbnail alone, and it’s tastefully done. Very nice job GhettoTube!
Site is well designed and easy to navigate
Judging by how well organized the categories and tags sections are at GhettoTube it is safe to assume the rest of the site is designed well and easy to navigate. If you assumed this you would be correct to do so! Browsing around GhettoTube on desktop as well as mobile could not have been easier or more obvious. Everything is laid out well and is pleasing to the eye so there’s no mystery about where to find the content you’re salivating for the most.For the male feminists that want to uplift gorgeous black goddesses all in one place, GhettoTube makes it easy to do so. You won’t have to search long to find the perfect female to telepathically compliment. In a day and age where everything is, ‘go, go, go,’ instead of, ‘slow down, slow down, slow down,’ this is a huge perk. Thanks GhettoTube!
Over 12,000 members on the site
GhettoTube has a community of members that can share content and message one another to make new friends. While GhettoTube has over 12,000 members and counting, it’s unclear how active these members are. I’m not even certain if these are real members are not since GhettoTube doesn’t have a system for vouching. That’s fine and in truth it’s impressive they have a number of this caliber but still it’s not clear how this adds any value to GhettoTube in the first place. I like the fact that there’s a community here, I just don’t know why. Maybe if ThePornDude joined then every black female in existence would show up since he’s so alpha; what woman wouldn’t want him?!
Good sorting options among images and videos
A free tube site needs to make it simple to find whatever it is you are looking for. I am pleased to tell all of my friends reading my poppin’ review that yes indeed there are top-caliber sorting options no matter if you are searching for images or videos. Browsers can sort content by most viewed, most popular, top-rated, and even longest. Not only that, but you can also sort content by any duration up to 20+ minutes! If you want to uplift goddesses but only want to do so for videos of a certain length GhettoTube makes it easy to do exactly that; you can even view only HD content. Options, that’s what GhettoTube offers best!
Videos load quickly with no buffering
What about the videos, though? *Pats head* I am getting there my Padawan do not fret! GhettoTube does indeed provide a huge library of ebony videos and I am happy to tell you that it is super simple to watch these videos wherever you are! Every video I came across loaded extremely quickly with no buffering issues to speak of. Uplifting one female, jumping out, jumping into another video, complimenting that angel, then jumping out to another video was painless and easy to pull off. I had an amazing experience telepathically praising every beautiful black goddess that GhettoTube was lucky enough to have on their site and I know you will too!
Can not browse by many adult stars
One gripe I have about GhettoTube is that there is a section where you can browse videos starring only certain black adult stars. You will find this feature on a lot of free tube sites so it makes sense for GhettoTube to feature it. However, when clicking on the section you will notice that there aren’t that many black adult stars to search by. In fact, you can only search by a dozen if that. Why are there no additional black adult stars to search by, GhettoTube? Everything else about the site is fleshed out and functional but this section seems to be lacking. Perhaps more adult stars will be added in the future but for now, it’s a missed opportunity.To say you are going to enjoy your stay at GhettoTube (often misspelled as "gettotube" or "getto tube") is an understatement. If you have been looking for a prime place to complement and uplift beautiful black females all on one free tube site then your search is practically over. While GhettoTube isn’t the only free tube site hosting only black content it’s one of the ones that seems to pull it off the best. While it isn’t perfect it’s pretty darn close: in my book, that’s more than enough reason to celebrate. So excuse me while I get back on GhettoTube and browse these lovely ladies while daydreaming that I’m the world’s nicest pimp: wearing a funny hat, a furry robe, holding a cane, and putting a gold tooth in my mouth as I compliment and praise my, ‘hoes,’ for making my male clients happy and being the best hoes they can be!