I heard this story one time about Richard Gere and a hamster. As a pretty lonely guy with no friends or love interests, it gave me a few pretty kinky ideas. Unfortunately, I ended up at the ER with a small rodent dead inside my butthole. It’s funny, because now every time I look at xHamster’s Anal section, I try to find felching videos. They never have any, so I don’t understand where the name comes from.That said, xHamster.com is one of the most popular free sex tubes on the Internet. They get over a billion visits a month, probably on account of the fact that their smut collection spans nearly 5 million pieces. The Anal area may not have any felching or any other kind of hamster play, but by my calculations, they have nearly a quarter of a million butt sex videos in the stash.
Do Pretty Girls Ever Fart?Sometimes when I fart, I picture my own butthole as a mean, ugly face with a beard covered in dingleberries and the worst breath you ever smelled in the world. I’ll be honest, it never really makes me think about sticking my little micropenis in a girl’s butthole. It usually just makes me think I should change my Dragon Ball Z sweatpants, though I typically don’t. It’s not like anyone else is going to smell me.Looking at the front page of Anal Sex Videos at xHamster, though, that’s another fucking story. As soon as the page loads up, I almost forget that the smell permeating the basement is my own. Perhaps that aroma is coming from one of the lovely booties that graces the page. These girls are hot, horny, and absolutely, utterly depraved.The newest Featured videos under Anal feature a teenage fitness model talked into taking it up the pooper. There is a MILF with a thick bubble butt and a big hole in her jeans so she can use it to milk sperm. A wife gets it in the ass for the very first time, and a hot Latina is surprised when a penis suddenly makes its way into the wrong hole.There’s also a six-minute scene of a MILF fucking a teenage dude throughout the house. I’ve actually seen pieces of this one in big spam banners on other free porn tubes a bunch of times, so it’s neat to see it on a free site and not the other end of a paid link. I think it’s a taboo scene, though the mom doesn’t look anything like the corpulent beast upstairs.XHamster’s collection has a lot of content from the premium sites, and little sample doses to try to entice you into dropping a few bones on a membership. Reality Kings, Twistys and Tushy are all fighting for your masturbatory attention. The clips may be short in a lot of cases, but the quality speaks for itself. Without leaving the front page of Anal flicks, I see scenes starring girls like Mia Malkova, Skyler Nicole and a 19-year-old newbie getting rough anal from porn legend Rocco Siffredi.
Top Pornstars Get Their Bootyholes StretchedI’ve got my spam blocker running, like I always do, and xHamster’s layout looks pretty clean. Instead of intrusive banner ads, some live cams and premium movies are slipped into the wall of porn with the rest of the anal movies. It’s easy enough to differentiate them from the regular free content, so I don’t feel it’s overly shady or anything.I clicked my way to a Tushy movie of two models competing over who can gape better. It’s crazy to me that some women practice making their butthole really big, open and wide. My mama had a similar issue, but it’s a medical condition that helps contribute to her disability checks. The old bitch can’t go anywhere without turds just rolling out of the old Batcave.I don’t get any pop-ups or pop-unders as the video starts playing in crisp HD, nor do I have to wait for any buffering. There is a little Tushy intro showing girls like Abella Danger getting it where the sun don’t shine, and then the two stars of the show appear on the screen in bikinis.After a couple of minutes of showing off those perfect bodies, one girl starts giving the setup in a voiceover. She’s speaking French or some shit, but there are subtitles so you don’t get confused. They got invited to some model villa to impress some designer, but I stopped paying attention to the words after they got naked.
Try Not to Pop to These Anal ExtravaganzasWithin minutes of getting their clothes off, this studly motherfucker is smashing both of them. I bet this is what happens to The Porn Dude every time he’s in the room with beautiful women. Me, on the other hand… I can’t even look at my anime princess body pillow without getting drenched in sweat because I’m so nervous about being in the presence of a girl.I guess that’s part of the appeal of a site like xHamster and their Anal movies. I may not see any assholes except for mom’s when she falls off the toilet and needs help, but here I experience the vicarious thrill of watching a girl spread her brown eye for a man. I even click that gear icon and watch that hole stretch in slow motion.The Download button offers this 12-minute clip in a range of resolutions and sizes. There’s also a link to Download Full Video. This one leads to Tushy’s sign-up page, with a deal for xHamster users.I know that some of you cheapskate masturbators cranking it on the McDonald’s Wi-Fi don’t appreciate when they try to sell you paysite memberships from a free site. I’d much rather have these kind of affiliate links and a little kickback for the anal tube then get hit with a bunch of pop-ups for penile enhancements.
Make Friends with Anal EnthusiastsThe gaping threesome video was uploaded by Tushy themselves, but xHamster also takes user uploads. After I recharged a little bit and was able to get the blood pumping to my 2-inch knob again, I loaded up an amateur movie of a bitch taking it in the ass for the very first time. It’s a German flick, and honestly, I’m not sure if it was uploaded by the creator or just a fan.XHamster has some basic social media features built-in, like the ability to Favorite a video or comment on it. You can have a public profile or a private one, and whoever added this anal creampie flick has theirs set private, visible to friends only. I sent them a friend request and a message, and I’ve been waiting nervously with an upset stomach ever since. They probably think I’m just a loser, a fat and dirty neckbeard who lives in his mom’s basement. What was I thinking? Nobody wants to be my goddamn friend.I guess I could always start uploading some of my own ass-fucking movie collection. That’s one way to get people to like me. Mom says I shouldn’t try to buy my friends, but she also says I shouldn’t keep buying those silicone schoolgirl vaginas or Naruto ballbusting hentai. My goal is to achieve The Porn Dude’s level of popularity, which I also hope will lead to finally losing my virginity.XHamster has been around for more than a decade, so they’ve had a lot of time to tweak their formula and figure out what you perverts really want. The end result is a really nice free sex tube that delivers the goods in a quick and convenient way, with minimal spam interrupting your wank sessions. They’ve also had a huge amount of time to build their anal pornography collection. Those quarter of a million butt fucking and rimming movies are all completely free to stream and download. You’re probably jerking off to this website already, so you may as well hit up their asshole hammering section.