PornTrex Anal

Even though the pussy is a magnificent thing on its own, some guys don't click with it. For example, let's look at me. I've never been close to a real-life pussy unless you count my birth. That's why I literally cannot imagine what pussy feels like. You know, they say that the inner mouth cheek has the same texture as a cunt, but I have no idea whether I buy that. Until I get the chance to compare, I really won't be able to tell. Anyways, I have an ass, and due to some experimenting (I'm ashamed by it), I know how stimulating it feels. That's why I want to deepen my anal knowledge, and I'm doing it with all of you present as well. We have this great site, and today we will be reviewing its anal section. The site's name is Porntrex.com/anal, and without further ado, let's get right into it.

My first impressions

I think my tastes are changing. First of all, I'm no longer disgusted by the smell of blood. I guess I spilled it so much by now that I have the tolerance. But other than that, I got sick of complicated systems on porn sites. You see, even though Porntrex.com/anal looks good, it somehow does not click with me very well. Everything is in its place, and the system is godlike, but the design is horrible. It's like I'm browsing for a new phone, that's how sterile the site feels - like a cable company or a phone company. Something annoying as hell, that's for sure. But then again, when I was a little guy, my room was the same. Due to me not being vaccinated (my mom is against vaccinating, and I always obey my mom), I have to stay in a sterile environment. I don't want to get a disease, you know. I manage to go outside sometimes when she has an appointment at the dentist or something like that. But other than that, the site's practical side is pretty amazing, and I'll admit that.

Navigation

The navigation on Porntrex.com/anal isn't complicated, that's good. Besides the usual site navigation, which we will skip today, you have some unique navigation options for the anal category alone, which is good. Even in a small and specific part of the website, they offer you exciting choices, and that's wise. Thinking about the details. That's something that I've always had a problem with. For example, when I was a kid, I used to go outside to drive my bike, while my mom still let me. And I would pack a small snack, a bottle of water, everything, you know. I'd even remember to tie my shoes. But then, I always forgot my inhaler, so whenever I drove for a long time, I'd cough up blood. And then, when I come home, I'd start shaking until I fall on the bed, literally. That's just my unfortunate story, but sometimes I really miss those bike rides.Well, first, you can sort by the latest, and then the best on Porntrex.com/anal. The latest, I don't even have to explain. And I think that the best stands on its own too. So you can browse basically what's recently uploaded, or all-time favorites. You choose, and it's purely your thing. As a janitor in my school once said to me, when he caught me jerking off in the toilets - nobody wants to know ya disgusting rituals, ya little pervert. He spoke with an Irish accent. But jokes on him, everybody thought I was a porn obsessed freak. And then he came along and got arrested for illegal pornography. You know, the kind that I can't mention here.Then, for some reason, you have another two ways of browsing on Porntrex.com/anal, and one of them is named the latest too. Which means now we have two most recent sections. But, there is a difference. One of them you don't use, and the other one gives you more options. For example, whether you want the top-viewed, most-commented, longest, etc., etc. The usual drill. And then the last section of the navigation is the length, where you can choose the length of your preferred videos. And it all connects in real life, which is sad. That's why porn is better. Here, you can at least choose the length in some aspects. But nobody asked me what I wanted in real life when the Lord blessed me with a small penis. It could've been better, but I ruined my chances with my masturbation habits as well.

The perks

Well, the biggest perk is that you're getting all of this for free. You don't have to pay for the content, you can watch it whenever you want, you know, and that's it, which is fine by me since I'm the poorest dude around. I couldn't pay for the membership even if I wanted to. And I'm trying to save some money so that I can buy a nice present for myself. Maybe a gym membership, or an excellent book. But then, I remember how weak my mind is, and realize that that's stupid. So I'll probably buy some porn when I get the chance, and then I'm going to rock and roll. Rock my world, and roll my balls in my hands while I jerk it like a maniac. I said it, I meant it, I'm here to represent it, which is also coincidentally what I'm doing with Porntrex.com/anal right now.

The content, the player, and the comments

The content is good, and only the best videos circulate here, on Porntrex.com/anal. Usually, it's some cool action, mostly uploaded by studios. But there is some private, and authentic content made by people too. People who, unlike me, still have functional genitals, you know? But I shouldn't cry over spilled milk. I wanted to spill mine so much, so now I have to deal with the consequences. And besides the mental issues, the lack of energy, a fucked-up sleep schedule, and self-loading, the consequences aren't that bad. And porn is what makes me sleep with a smile at night. If the fire's already too big, and you can't put it out with water, why not just pour more gasoline on it? Make it burn, you know. The sooner I completely fuck myself up, the better. Because then maybe I can end up in one of those care facilities where girls will be forced to touch my wiener when they clean it.And the player is good as well. On Porntrex.com/anal, the player is pretty simple. You play the video, you can adjust the volume, you can go full-screen mode, choose the quality, and that's it. Nothing unnecessary or annoying, which is always lovely. I mean, it's almost like heaven, getting on this site. You can get in, finish, and get out. That's something I always wanted to do with a girl, but until they invent prosthetic penises with realistic functions, that won't be possible for me. Can't miss what you never had.On Porntrex.com/anal, the comments are below the video. There you can post them and reply to other comments. If you're antisocial like me, and you want to avoid people by all cost, then you can stick aside and not comment at all. Your choice, mine is just to let you know. I'm here to make your life better. And you know I'm doing it successfully. No dude has stories this pathetic like nobody can beat me at this, that's my game. And I'm killing it like my parents are killing themselves with their addictions. But I'm going to stop myself, because if I start, oh boy... I'll never be able to stop myself.

Registration and conclusion

If you want to register for Porntrex.com/anal, you can do it quickly. There's a massive 'sign up' button at the top of the site. Even I couldn't miss it with my eyesight. And then, after that, it's just the usual drill, email, password, nickname. Confirm that, confirm you're not a bot, confirm you'll donate your kidneys to the great mother China, and that's mostly it. You can finally consume the content. Okay, all jokes aside, but that was the whole process. And to conclude this review, let me say this. The design does suck a bit, but the practical side of things, the free content, and the remarkable system that's enhancing your viewing experience bought me. So all in all, if you're looking for a fantastic site, you found it.