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Sex Al Arab! If you like girls with a little bit of a darker skin tone, or you're afraid of ISIS, then get ready to spill some semen with SexAlArab.com. As you can probably guess, this is an Arabian porn site. Why I'm not saying Arab porn site explicitly, you'll hear in just a second. Anyways, my name is the PornGeek, and today we'll write another one of those shitty reviews, so just focus on my rambling and pick up some valuable information, because I don't have enough strength in my hands to write this shit twice, unlike the legendary PornDude who has incredible muscles. Let's go!
The first look
Okay, I have to ask, since I don't fear ISIS because I literally have nothing to lose. What is it with these Arab sites that brand themselves as collections of the hottest Arab porn, and then they just post regular porn? Like, are you looking to disappoint your visitors, or you just don't have enough hot girls? Or you covered them up, so they can't perform quite well? What is it? Because when you enter this page, the first thing that pops up are literally only your regular porn videos, with white MILF's and shit. Like I get that the Prince of UAE is fucking some crazy hot white MILF's, but the rest of the country doesn't. And the rest of us don't either. It's not my fault that I never got the opportunity to bang a MILF. Maybe if I did, my life would be better, and I wouldn't be stuck here writing this stuff for similar people as well.And on top of that, here's an even wilder thing! They also have a shitty list of various sex movie categories that all function in a weird way. It would remind me of like a funny situation, for example, if you allowed a retarded person to lead a library. SexAlArab.com, you have to fix your shit, man.Navigation
Navigation is for sure going to be a problem with SexAlArab.com because even though they have some sort of an organization, it just looks like a messy, chaotic failure at best. First of all, the English translation is horrible, and second, it all just kind of seems like it was put together in like 15 minutes. Literally like they made the site only when I was about to review it. For example, up at the top, they have some sort of a weird list of categories, like the sex translator. What does that mean, seriously?? Did you hire an agency of people who dropped out of high school and then started smoking meth, or did you hire people like me? People whose brains are fried from porn so hard that sometimes we forget how to speak.At least a good thing about this site is the fact that they have a list on the left side which consists of like, for example, the latest movies, top-rated, and everything else that goes with it, you already know the process. And that actually shows that they are capable of making something that at least resembles a decent porn site and something that will make it easier for their customers to browse. It's basically the only reasonable thing about this website, similar to how my autistic sorry ass also has some moments of clarity as well.And the last exciting section that they have, and I noticed it just now, is the best actor section. I haven't seen this on any other site before, which must mean that this is like the first thing that they thought of. Kudos to them! And when you click on an actress, it just shows some necessary information about the girl and then some videos of her getting fucked, AKA the porn she participated in. I have no idea how SexAlArab.com works in that way, but I think that this whole best actor section is basically the most-watched porn movies, and then actresses that stared into them get put at the top of the list, and that's it — kind of like a reality show, voting for the best model. Especially those older men that turn their TV at night so they can fantasize about famous girls even though their dicks don't work. Oh, wait, that's kind of like me as well.A bit about the content
Like I said before, SexAlArab.com isn't an Arab porn site. Instead, it's an Arab PORN site, if you know what I'm saying. So they don't actually post their porn with Arab girls, and that's not a common theme here. Instead, they are just sort of an Arabian porn network, and that's it, you get to watch regular porn, only you have that pain in the ass that is called translation. If you don't know the Arab language, I definitely wouldn't recommend this site to you. Although, if we're talking about the content, they actually do have some great movies, so if you're a pathetic skinny white dude like me, you're going to ruin your dick to this site anyways. No language stops me from jerking off, I'm international, bitch! Wow, what a sorry thing to say, considering the fact that ThePornDude can just bring an Arab bitch to fuck him and translate the site for him correctly.The categories
SexAlArab.com's categories are weird, but at least they are nicely organized. Similar to my meds, you never know what to expect with them. You have standard types but with a weird name, like mothers, and you also have stupid categories with a common name, like free online movies. And that just makes the site look all over the place and like you wouldn't want to pay any attention to it. That's the kind of treatment my mom and I get when we manage to go to the supermarket and trust me. It's weird as shit.Also, if you click on a specific category and get in it, at least you'll discover that it looks somewhat decent. The whole site looks low budget-y, like an old school video store where they sell fetish porn under the counter. I get that, but in the end, the content is what matters, and if you're here for general porn, then you'll like it. You just have a bunch of videos crammed up together, everything looks nice and fresh, unlike the cum sock under my bed, so that's a bonus.Now one thing that is good about this site is the fact that they don't jerk you around. They literally mostly upload full videos, half an hour and up, and there's no bullshit. You enter, you watch the whole porn video, you cum, and you're out. I know that I've been ragging on this site for a while now. But this is a feature that seems impressive, and that's it. It gives you the freedom to consume the content instead of both looking bad and having lousy shit in it like my apartment, my family, and my whole existence. SexAlArab.com maybe looks shitty, but it at least provides what's essential. Like, in the core. It reminds you of low-income families sharing a can of beans together. Rough to digest, but beautiful anyway.Registration and conclusion
About the registration, the funny thing is that it doesn't seem to exist, which is weird. Their site maybe looks like a high school project, but it gives you free porn, and quality porn at that, so I'll take it. It seems like something I needed for a long, long time, and I will definitely take advantage of it. I know that me and this site didn't correctly start at the right place, but after learning this info, I'm more than ready even to suck the ass of the creators if they'll keep it up exactly how it is.And if I may conclude the review like this - this site is okay. It's not bombastic, but it's good. It certainly lacks some sort of fundamental elements for success, but it is capable of becoming something okay, and it definitely has that potential. Which is more than I ever had in my life, so I can't exactly complain about it. Anyways, this was the PornGeek, your porn addicted host, and I hope you liked this review because if you didn't, I'd probably cry myself to sleep. Thank you.- Full content
- HQ videos
- No registration
- The site looks bad
- It's hard to browse
- Bad translation
