Mama has been screaming at me all morning about how I need to get a job and move out of the house, or at least clean my mountain of jizz socks off the basement floor. She called me a selfish prick and claimed I didn’t care about anybody but myself, but that just ain’t true. The whole reason I haven’t been able to take care of that crusty pile was that I was paying tribute to the victims of 9/11 on the anniversary of that tragic event. Tell me, mom, how am I supposed to rifle through a biohazard while I’m pleasuring myself to the Arab section of XNXX?I know what you’re thinking, but I was actually putting together a really classy YouTube tribute to the fallen when I got distracted. I kept wondering about those 72 virgins the hijackers supposedly got to smash. I’ve never even fucked one, so it’s a pretty exciting prospect. I’m too much of a pussy to go outside in the sun, so there’s no goddamn way I’m getting on an airplane. Staying in mom’s basement and jerking off to Arabic sluts on XNXX.com is going to have to do it.
Arab Girls Love Huge Cock, TooYou’ve heard of XNXX, right? The sprawling free sex tube gets billions of visits every month. If you told me you haven’t shaken your dick at the site in your entire life, I’d call you a dirty liar and then I’d cower and hope you didn’t hit me. I apologize for suggesting that I’d say something mean about you. Please don’t hit me.I’ve got a review of the full site if you check out my free tubes list, but all you really need to know right now is that it’s a good free porn site. One of the best, actually. They’ve got a lot of dirty videos to get the blood flowing to your erection, and they’ve spent a lot of time and money building an efficient system for streaming it to you.Arab porn may not be as popular as lesbian threesomes or first-time teen anal sex, but a tube the size of XNXX is bound to have a ton of just about everything. The Arab section is no exception. The pages full of thumbnails just stretch on and on, with no end in sight.That’s probably what The Porn Dude’s dick looks like, too. On and on, with no end in sight. I’ve been using a penis pump and taking these pills I bought from the Chinese darknet, and I’m finally up to a rock-hard 2 inches.
72 Virgins vs 41K+ SlutsYou’ve heard of the 1,001 Arabian nights, right? Well, the full Arabian porn section at XNXX runs well over 41,000 fuck flicks deep. That’s a ton of Muslim MILFs, Egyptian exhibitionists, and Taliban teenage titty jobs.Search filters are a little bit limited on the site, but they’ve got options to view videos from different date ranges. They’ve already added a half-dozen porno scenes today. Some of them, like the big booty Ebony backyard bang and the White girl in the micro thong, are clearly misfiled. The softcore Indian scene belongs here or doesn’t, depending on whether you ask a pervert or social justice warrior. The Turkish housewife getting fucked in an amateur flick is a clear fit, as is the one titled Middle Eastern Beauty Pussy Licked and Fucked Rough.XNXX never stops growing, so neither does the Arab section. They’ve added a couple dozen this week already, and the really magnanimous perverts are clicking that Upload button and sharing their own as you read this. What the hell are you doing, you selfish jerk?
Arab Princesses Violated in Amateur VideoYou can’t rearrange the sort order of the video thumbnails, but I think they are presented based on some combination of age and popularity. Right now, the scenes at the top of the Arab section show a Beirut escort getting sodomized, a Saudi Arabian fucking a beautiful Moroccan princess, and a Muslim MILF having public sex with her husband in the back of a hatchback.Thumbnails show a moving preview when you hover over. Taking a little peek at all the offerings, I mostly see amateur material. I wonder if it’s because they’re pretty uptight about sex in that part of the world. My mom sometimes threatens to kidnap my anime princess body pillow if I don’t stop dry humping her compulsively whenever company is over, but in some places in the Middle East, they straight-up kill you for fucking outside the strict code of sharia law.That’s not to say it’s all DIY smut here. I see a fair number of sample scenes from premium Arab sex sites, not to mention paysites that just happen to have a girl in a hijab getting titty fucked in one of their updates. Naturally, Lebanese goddess Mia Khalifa has a very strong presence in the Arabic area of XNXX.I don’t know if it’s a cultural difference or what, but a couple of the videos I see here are embarrassingly softcore. I’m a virgin neckbeard who has never even kissed a girl, and even I wonder why the fuck some of the stuff is here. There are PG-rated “sex” scenes from Middle Eastern films, and a one-second clip of a chubby Arab teen’s face as she blows a kiss.
Enjoy a Meal of Couscous and PussyOne of the popular Arab thumbnails shows a babe with a nice round ass who can barely handle a huge cock in her little twat. It’s got nearly 400,000 views and a 100% user rating, which tells me it’s probably pretty good. I have to assume that a good percentage of these fine perverts voting on the material have had actual sex with a real lady, which puts them in a better position to judge these things.The baked-in video player is streamlined and basic, but it gets the job done. You can click the gear icon to adjust the resolutions from a toaster quality 250p all the way up to the full 1080 HD. XNXX ain’t skimping on the bandwidth like a lot of sites do, so it automatically loaded in full HD as soon as I hit the Play button.This one’s an 11-minute paysite sample, so there’s a URL and some enticement to come sign up in the video intro, but XNXX doesn’t make me sit through a video at or give me a pop-up trying to sell me boner pills. Then again, maybe it’s just a good day for my ad blocker, which says it’s blocking three items on this page right now.Even in HD, I don’t have to wait more than a couple seconds for buffering if I skip around through the video. It’s a gonzo-style scene, with one dude wielding the camera and wielding his cock at this fine Arab broad. I like how it’s right on the border between amateur smut and the professional stuff. Dude obviously has some experience doing this, and I’m tempted to go sign-up for a membership. Too bad I spent all my allowance this month on Pokémon Scat hentai again.XNXX offers free downloads, so I clicked the icon underneath the video description. It turns out you’ve got to sign up, but that ain’t a big deal. I’ll just use mom’s email address, then when they sell it to herbal Viagra vendors, she’ll reap the full benefits of email spam.Registration is not required, however, to leave comments beneath the videos. I know it’s a longshot, but I figured I’d leave one praising the woman and hoping she’d see it somehow. I chose the name Sex Man and wrote, “I want to do sex to her.” I know it sounds fucking retarded, but that’s how the rest of the comment section looks. When in Rome, you know?I’m not surprised XNXX had a rich selection of Arab porn in their vast library of free smut. They’ve been at this for a while, so naturally, they’ve got plenty of everything. The website runs smooth as fucking hell, serving up those 40,000 Arabic sex flicks without any hassle. Seventy-two virgins ain’t got shit on that.