TubeBDSM! As some of you may know, my life ain’t all porn and games. Sure, it sounds like a fucking blast, watching dirty movies all day and cranking my little two-inch nub, but my life is pretty hard. I’m a sad virgin who’s never even kissed a girl, and I’m completely powerless as a fat adult man who never leaves his mom’s basement. I think that’s one of the reasons I’ve been gravitating toward BDSM flicks lately, like the kind of shit they have at TubeBDSM.TubeBDSM.com gets nearly 3 million visits a month, and the number keeps going up. I bet it has something to do with the other huge-ass number I see at the top of their landing page. According to the search bar, you’re sifting through over 42 million kinky fetish movies whenever you type in Anal Pain, German Lezdom, or Japanese Extreme Humiliation.
Free Pain, Humiliation and Domination on TapThese guys have the wall-of-porno on their front page like every other tube site, only there are a couple of huge differences separating TubeBDSM from every other free blowjob-and-lesbian site out there. For one thing, all the little images show seriously kinky action like cocks being poked with needles, bitches slapped senseless as they’re cumming, and hot bodies covered head-to-toe in shiny black latex.The other big difference? These thumbs come from videos, but each one represents a whole category. Yes, that bitch getting green fluid pumped up her pooper is just showing you what you can expect in the site’s expansive Enema aisle. There’s also an old bitch gagging on cock for their Mature area, and the hogtied broad with the ball-gag in her mouth is the current representative of the Hogtied section.You’re a freak, right? Because none of the subgenres of freaky fetish fun is anything close to vanilla. See losers reduced to embarrassing caricatures of men in the Cuckold Humiliation, Strap-On Femdom, and CBT (Cock Ball Torture) areas, or watch dirty whores get put in their place under Piss Drinking, Electrified, or Maledom. There’s Ponyplay and Corset movies, Piercing and Chastity Belts. There’s Pegging, of course, and what BDSM site would be complete without a huge fucking selection of movies tagged with Pain?Halfway down the page, the thumbnails end and we get an even bigger, longer, fuller list of depraved perversion. Holy fuck, TubeBDSM has whole sections devoted to sluts who are 9 Months Pregnant, another for Prostate Milking, and a full aisle of Double Fisting. Hope those holes are pre-stretched or you’re getting ruined tonight, honey.By default, the site is set up to show you movies from their Straight collection. If you’d rather see the Gay stuff, the Shemale movies, or all three types at once, just click those checkboxes underneath the search bar. I avoid shemales because they make me uncomfortable. I have bigger boobs than most of them, but mine are unshapely mounds of fat with a thick layer of bristly hair and a constant sheen of sweat. Their enormous wieners always put mine to shame, too, but that’s a risk even when I’m browsing the micropenis support forums. I have been taking some penile growth pills I bought off the internet, and hope to one day have a 14-inch monster like The Porn Dude.
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