Tube8

Tube 8 aka 8 tube is one of those sites that have been around for so long it almost feels like they have been around since my birth. I remember the first time I saw a video from a site similar to Tube8. I was in middle school and a kid that always called me a little faggot showed me a video of a shemale sliding her penis inside of the butthole of a grown Indian man. He was screaming because the shemale was pouring curry powder on her weenie and having sex with the man. The camera zoomed out and a dog was licking her butthole but as soon as we watched that the teacher walked by the computer.“My office! NOW!” he shouted. We walked in and saw the principal standing there then Mr. Filder walked in and closed the door behind us. They both pulled out a jar of curry powder from each drawer of the desk and slammed it on the table: “Now that you know how it’s done…”The rest of the morning is a blur. But what I do remember is how many videos were on the site. I went home and immediately discovered Tube8. It introduced me to my love of mature Asian females and hairy vaginas and from then on I’ve been hooked on the female body and especially the personality of females. Ladies do not know what amazing people they are and we should remind them every day whether that involves pouring curry powder on your weenie or something similar.So how is Tube8 doing today with so much competition? Is it still a free tube site that reigns supreme or has it seen better days with so many different sites to choose from? Come on my friend, let’s hold hands like two powerful anime characters that are fond of one another and explore!

Hundreds of videos added daily

One of the biggest perks I found about using Tube8 is just how many videos there actually are on the site. In fact, there are hundreds of videos being added every single day! If mother didn’t ban lubricant from the home I would probably never stop touching myself to the personalities of these lovely ladies. And if they somehow posted their personal information? I would constantly remind them what a goddess they truly are!The quality of the videos is very good too! Most of them are also in HD quality so you don’t have to stare at a pixelated smile. Now, the smile can melt your heart in glorious 1080p and make you feel like for a second that you are married to the female in the video.

Desktop and mobile versions are easy to use and very functional

A free tube site is not much of a site if it is impossible to actually browse the site. Well, Tube8 has been around a long time so you don’t have to worry about that! I don’t want to speak for the minds at Tube8 but I have to wonder if they have got site design down to a science. You can always tell the premiere free tube sites from others. Tube8 I am pleased to say is part of the former. Browsing is easy, it’s fast, and I could jump from one video to another on desktop in a matter of seconds.The mobile version is just as good too. Browsing through videos is quick and carefree making it simple to find what you are looking for. I would say the mobile version is just as good as the desktop and that says a lot considering how good both versions actually are. No matter which version of Tube8 you choose, you are going to have a solid time pleasing yourself to the glow of these female’s skin!

A huge amount of tags!

Because I want to get laid by the quality of women that ThePornDude attracts I always look at plenty of porn to educate myself. I love knowing what females are into, how they react to certain things in videos, and how I can apply that to my own love life. I used to try a lot of things I saw on free tube sites on Sheila my former Hentai pillow but…well, I said she is former so we don’t have to go into that any further!What I am trying to get at is the huge amount of tags that are on Tube8 makes it easy to view anything and everything a female would be into! I even saw videos tagged as 3D anime but I couldn’t watch them because they brought up such bad memories about Sheila. CONFOUND THIS BROKEN HEART! MUST I JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AND DIE ON A THOUSAND BED OF NAILS TO MAKE THIS PAIN SUBSIDE?!? WHAT MUST I DO SHEILA JUST TELL ME?!?

Tube8Vip offered at only $4 a month

To the God of the Heavens: if there was ever a time where I wanted to gain the courage to steal mother’s credit card now would be the time! Tube8 Vip offers over 150 categories with over 76,000 bonus scenes with more content always being added. It’s an amazing way to see the best pornstars that you can admire at a low price. You are getting a lot with Tube8Vip and the pricing seems to be competitive with other premium sites. I would urge you to at least check out the trial that bills you at only $1 a week: what have you got to lose besides a chafed penis?

I wish there were more categories though

It seems like a little gripe considering there are so many tags available on Tube8 but I wish there were a lot more categories on the free version of Tube8. With Tube8Vip being so inexpensive it isn’t a huge deal to pay a little to get even more categories but I wish they at least offered half of the categories for free that’s available on Tube8Vip. I cannot gripe too much since the tags allow me to watch 3danime porn when I finally get over this heartbreak but I wish things were a little different (with Tube8, between me and Sheila, that curry powder, so many things…).

Good options for sorting

One of the most convenient methods of sorting on Tube8 is sorting by longest. I have never been told I have the longest anything besides the longest streak of being a virgin but really who counts that? I found myself sorting by longest most of all and letting a long porno play out so I could feel like I had company in the basement. When everyone was hanging around the pool in the movie I was watching sipping on bottles of alcohol I too pretended to sip on an imaginary bottle made out of a toilet paper roll. I chatted with the ladies in the movie, pretended they were talking back to me, and when the scene got really sexual? I closed my eyes, listened to the voices, and pretended for a second that I was the man telling the woman to choke on it a little.For a moment, I had a penis that was longer than two inches and didn’t look pale as a ghost. Sorting by longest made this happen and for a moment I forgot I was in a basement with people that never loved me. I then sorted by hottest and the fantasy was lost: I would never drive a taxi and have sex with a female stranger in the back. For one that is disrespectful and it goes against my white knight philosophy and secondly, I don’t have a driver’s license.

Watch by most popular pornstars and channels

It’s a feature that is on most free tube sites nowadays but I always like to bring it up in one of my saucy reviews. Whenever you have no idea what to watch it is always a good idea to check out videos sorted by pornstar and especially to look at the channels that excite your weenie the most. Whenever I did not know what to watch on Tube8, I selected the first Asian pornstar I could find and splattered my webbing all over my keyboard in record time.If I had been on a porn site that does not offer this it would have taken up so much time that I did not have since I could hear mother’s footsteps coming down the basement stairs. If she caught me playing with my weenie she would have watched me until I splooged everywhere then she would have rubbed my nose in it. Thanks to Tube8 (often misspelled as "8tube", "yube8", "xtube8", "tibe8", "tubr8", "tuve8" and "8 tube"), I was already done by the time she got down and could wipe my hands on her ankle-length skirt. Thank you so much Tube8 for saving time, saving my nose, and keeping mother from nagging me about something else. God!