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E porner! Well, I don’t know about y'all freaky asses but I never got accepted by other dudes back in high school. And it’s not because I was dumb in class but coz I was a geeky science student who spent too much time worshipping the female anatomy with my shy nature having confirmed me into a goddamned sissy who could utterly never mumble a hi back to a pretty girl’s greetings. I mean it was almost as if my whole body would curve back in whenever a girl I had a crush on walked up on me in shorts or even worse those sweet flirty cheer skirts.And I totally hated thinking of myself as the guy who’s mum kept grumbling each day because of the frequent wet dreams and yet the closest I had come to porn was the playboy magazine. Man! I can’t help but wonder how much worlds apart from my high school story or rather nightmare must be distant to that of guys like the girls almighty, the one and only, PornDude. I mean I can only imagine him as one of those cute guys in the hockey team every girl was dying to be flipped by.And well, god knows I hated such dudes so much. Especially, I can remember after watching The Titanic, there was this girl, Cheryl, I was heads over heels with and I had finally gathered the courage to ask her out only to sneak up into the girls locker room a few minutes after her and find Derrick our hockey/school captain scooping hard from my desired honey pot. I swear, I wished him a painful death and even today, I still so much as do. Oh! Wait, do you think ThePornDude be the Derrick? Honestly, I kinda hope not. But seriously, I don’t fucking care because thanks to Eporner’s community corner, I've finally discovered that am not the only fucking looser in the world. And if you consider yourself a fap King in your 30s only having smelt your sister’s panties and not having gotten the guts to slide your dick even inside your neighbor's ugly fatty daughter. Well, we are fucking in the same situation mate, and you better join us up for some pack comfort. Who knows, we could heat this place up into a factual orgy and hope it translates itself in real life goddamnit!

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You know, it’s one thing to love porn and yet completely a different one to actually surrender your nasty thoughts and senses into it which is exactly the kinda thing I look forward to every fucking time I am on eporner.com. I mean it’s all beautiful pussies being dug up in freaking amazing positions all-round, sort of what I imagine my personal harem could be like. With the best thing yet being that there are ultimately lots of distinct porn variations with mostly interracial gangbangs and groupies topping my list of fantastic scenes.Also, at least I can brag that a black chic once had a crush on me in grade 2 and she showed me her panties when we were playing in the field. But I have to admit that if you ain’t ThePornDude, generous bitches at this point in time and age could be pretty difficult to come by, don’t you agree?Oh! I know how we can still get by; the live cam session! These slutty ass red-hot beauties were created for suckers like us because at least we don’t even have to keep reassuring our depressed selves that we don’t deserve the view of their magnificent pussies or rather being referred to as daddy among other sensually empowering names. I mean isn’t this what every man dreams about, being present in every inch of the moment?

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Do you ever see the irony in life in that some dudes have out of this world beautiful bitches stripping and wanty behind their pussy fest of bedrooms. While some of us out here can’t even get a sneak peek of their andies without being called out as perverts or something? Well, I am not fighting life anymore, if I am fucked or doomed to die a fucking virgin who knows maybe in the afterlife my dick will be fresh and on-demand not weathered out like most of y'all’s for getting into even burnt out whole your dad would walk out on.Well, maybe there is no reason to be sad or pitying ourselves because it is for this kind of reasons that perhaps Eporner presents an endless erotic photos gallery to get you all the pussies, asses, boobies and curvy naked bodies views we might have only come across in our dreams. And yet for those whose stationary eroticism doesn’t just tick, there is loads of it in motion.As thousands or even millions of full HD videos lie in wait for your infamous cock jizz dances. With the main catch being that they are actually a handpicked collection from top premium sites like blacked.com as well as other exquisite amateur or Voyeur sites. I am telling you, buddies, it couldn’t just get better than this! And you don’t even have to rely on their awesome video player, say if you’ve got to get some groceries @for your mum in the evening and in-between stop for some time out in the park. Because you can always download videos to watch later as much as you like!

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Fuck the thought that free can’t be good enough! And I thought everyone even in the world we are living in more so hot babes could look at guys doomed as lowlifes like me in a different non-disgusted way. And this is because eporner.com besides being a free site that could basically be easily disregarded or overshadowed by top premium sites. But I am telling you, if you want to hit your precious time's value without being a couple of bucks poorer, then this is it.Eporner’s.com, home of the best quality porn videos ever, 720p all the way up to 4k, all for fucking free! And while the site might seem a little too packed up with porn, well it’s no fucking secret that it is and more porn keeps getting added of for you to cream from forever. Or should I say you'll die and still leave your sons continuing your fapping legacies? Well, whichever the case, it’s some good stuff in here and I would hate to admit but it will serve both of us pretty good.

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I am kinda like a homemade porn freak and at times when I am yearning for something rather dreamy I totally go for pornstars shit, BDSM hardcore shit kicking in hard only when I am like trying to convince my shitty self that perhaps it’s not my fault that I am the way I am. But all the bitches in my high school for ultimately turning a rather obvious blind eye on me and killing even the slightest traces left of manliness in me.However, the key thing is diversity for inclusivity and if you asked me I would tell you that from all the categories listed down on this site. Whether vanilla, hardcore, amateur or professional these guys have fucking nailed it for everyone. With the most outstanding of them all being the likes of teenage, vintage, VR porn, homemade porn, pornstar, shemales, gay, porn for women, Ebony and double penetration.I mean it’s all pretty hot ASF in here with dicks drilling hard into pussy quarries, as babes drink from each other’s pinky in between legs body slits while on the other hand gay and shemales dig into each other’s tight assholes in all manner positions including bareback. Like damnit, can’t there be a section for virgin on set directed scenes or something because it’s not right that all men are created equal and yet some of them end up acquiring the lion share in some aspects in life especially, the pussy domination.

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