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The Spankbang experience
I know that this might sound a little dumb but I sort of like to think of myself like a house arrest felony because I never leave the house anyway. And thank god for the lass fucking my sister there is always some extra lube in her bedroom. One that’s just enough to get me through my sticky routine; like I do it close to six times on happy days and on lazy ones a minimum of three. With the one thing that’s for sure being that I totally save Spankbang up for my happy days.I mean, it’s not like it’s a secret that their shit is hotter than my mom’s iron box. And if you asked me what turns me on here I would totally tell you that it’s pretty much everything. From the way these dudes kiss these bitches deep, play with their delicate-looking nipples cuddling, flipping and sucking them sweetly as they flip their goddamned beans pretty fast with their tongues or fingers. I mean I would totally give up my soul to have a sexy assed or heavy chested bitch wet even half that much.Or even better, have one of the goddamned slutty angels ride my dick furiously. But I am also not that sure I would hold for ten seconds. I mean you all are like that at times too, right? I don’t even need to fap at times to get my spew draping sluggishly unto the floor, goddamnit! Maybe you should help me in convincing sex gurus like ThePornDude to start giving classes on how to get some pussy down for you or even ultimately how to even mount it. Like seriously, it’s not like we are all equally gifted, right?
Granted that I couldn't afford premium porn even in a million years in my current everlasting wallet crisis. Spankbang is totally an angel in disguise especially because there is the ultimate drill of being able to enjoy full HD quality porn from 720p, 1080p all the way up to 4k. And even though I am still saving up for my VR glasses or hoping to be gifted by a kind soul someday – so that I can be able to enjoy their VR porn too.Otherwise, whether it’s the trending, recently added, interesting, popular, most liked or even longest videos. They sure do not disappoint with remarkable streaming speeds for streaming and even thou I don’t particularly get to the 2hours lengthy closures, I sure as hell appreciate them, you know for sluggish days. You've got to have something to keep you going, right? And this is just it for me.
Totally enviable action that cuts across subtle niches
I basically watch porn day and night and am basically sure that I haven’t or probably will never conquer the amount of porn on spankbang.com. And while I've explored the typical pornstars' porn and looked into both VR porn and live cams shows. I can tell you that man! There are not hundreds or thousands, but millions of porn videos that continue getting added up each fucking dawn. With the most equally amusing fact being that they cut through hundreds of categories not forgetting my top favorite; vintage, squirt, public, Japanese, striptease, blowjob, massage, solo and masturbation of course. I mean isn’t it just fantastic to have a clear view of a pussy being worked out hard by some pussy hungry assholes? Damn, I wish I could be as even half as good.
Oh hail the porn goddesses!
You know what? When I was younger my mom told me that my dreams are valid and I tots had humongous ones that never came to pass even today but I guess it’s only because I didn’t care to believe in them. This is why right this moment I believe that I am going to fuck my favorite pornstar Alexis, which is basically the only dream I have right now and I'll keep holding tight into it. I mean, it’s not like I am the only one with such dreams and frantic pussy aspirations, I’m I?And for the time being, I thank god for spankp%%bang because ever since I learned how to make my own homemade pocket pussy I've been practicing on how I'll fucking do it. Like, I need all the visuals I can get and you know, the site keeps them coming. Each day, these perfectly shapely stars get fucked different. I mean this day Asa Akira chokes on a huge chunk of meat up until her pretty face is all creamed up good, tomorrow, Mia Khalifa's pussy gets utterly stretched by multiple dongs and I am kinda in the future already every fucking day hoping to catch, say Amber Alena being ruthlessly double or triple penetrated like damnit! I just can’t help holding my cock right now.With close to 50M pornstars from the past and in the present times I am sure we all want to know something about your favorite cock candy girls, right? And I am sure you’ll be totally pleased just as much as I am with their pornstars' section or even perhaps half as pleased. Because you know what? Liking their shit only like it is the case in so many dumb ass free sites out there is bullshit compared to having their content, new and old, stacked all up for you in one place. Well, say every dog likes to catch the fastest train home whenever they can and I trust that this is the way!
Wrapping up the Spankbang review
Spankbang (often misspelled as Spankbank, Spangbang, Sparkbang and Spangbank) for me it’s simply one of those super fabulous free sites that totally give you value for your time, even if I don’t have anything else to do with mine. And from the extremely thrilling scenes, super gorgeous and sexy porn goddesses outdoing themselves in various distinct sexual acts, the invite to dance in sensuality by their hot cam girls all the way down to their varied categories provisions. It’s almost like missing out on spankbang.com is missing out from a hell lot of the porn world in itself. And while I might not be able to contribute shit to it, especially my out shit, I can only hope that its glory lasts for ever more so that guys like me can bask in it.