x Hamster! Free porn tube sites get me more worked up than when I spy on my sister getting out of the shower. I know I’m not supposed to look, but, gosh, why did she get all the good genes? I see all these pornos of brothers and sisters getting up to naughty stuff, so it can’t be impossible, right? If anything it could be fun practice for when I finally score the real deal. My 40th birthday is coming up and I don’t want to be a virgin forever. Ah, here I go going off on a tangent again. Free porn sites are great, since I don’t really have a job. I get to just sit in my room and fap to the hotties on there for hours every day.
A Site a Cut Above the Rest… Just Like ThePornDude
And there are so many free porn sites to browse. I always have at least 20 of them in my bookmarks so that I can flip through to a different one for each time I fap. I do have my favorites though. Xhamster.com is one of my favorite sites ever. It’s right up there with 9gag and ifunny where I spend a lot of time posting memes and trolling noobs. Sure, okay, most of my posts get deleted or voted down, but that definitely just means I’m winning!The only bad thing about Xhamster is that it’s so cool and popular that it reminds me too much of ThePornDude. So many people like him and, ugh, can I be honest with you all for a second? I know you won’t judge me. It’s just, have you ever wanted to be someone so badly that it ruins your life? I know it’s dumb, but I just can’t help feeling that way. But, anyway, Xhamster brings in well over 1 billion people to the site, and they launched back in 2007. Those numbers are almost as impressive as my perfect SAT scores!
Browse A Large Catalog of Guys Better and Hotter Than me Getting Laid
I like that you can swap between dark or light themes. Not that I care much anyway. I’m usually hunched over in front of my computer jerking off until 4am every night. But that’s just the night owl in me. And there is plenty to stay up and watch here. They have over 4.5 million videos for you to fap to. Isn’t that wild? At least half of those videos have guys in them getting laid. I wish I knew what their secret was.If you sign up for a free profile you get access to additional videos and don’t have to deal with ads. But I made mine for the dating profile. There are so many hotties on here that look like they would love to hookup. I went through and uploaded photos, added descriptions, kinks, and all that stuff. My profile has been live for 200 or so days. No hits yet, but here’s hoping! Maybe I should delete the diaper fetish stuff.There’s a header with a long list of options for “Videos, Live Sex, Pornstars, Channels, Photos, Dating, and Premium.” Premium isn’t necessary for downloads or anything. It’s pretty much a separate site with more HD videos and things like that.
Cam Girls, Content from Different Networks, and More Cool Features
Live sex will take you to a cam girl site, which I love. I’ve spent what little allowance I get from my mom on these sexy girls. There’s this one babe on there that I’ve been chatting up for months. I think I found out where she lives! I’m going to go on a road trip and surprise her with some flowers. And, who knows, maybe I’ll bring a condom in case things get naughty.This site has content from major networks and sites, so go over to the channels section if you’re looking for fetish videos from your favorite sites. Photos has lots of pictures of amateur ladies posing and showing off their privates. The pornstar page is different than most others. It has the same preview image setup with the girls listed by popularity, but you can also switch over to a list of celebrity or amateur honeys.
Hot Fetish Categories for Weirdos Like me
The rest of the homepage has sections for hot and new videos on the site. You can sort these by all, HD, or VR if you have a sick setup like I do. Who needs a girlfriend when I can sit here and fuck my sex doll to the hot girls right in front of me...right? To the left you can scroll through a long list of categories, with some of my favorites being “cuckold, footjob, futanari, and hidden camera.” You can also scroll down for a button to go to a full list of sexy categories like “furry” or “dry humping.”
Download or Stream Videos in 720p
The easiest way to find videos is by using the videos page. It’s almost as easy to find a perfect video as it is for a chad like ThePornDude to get laid. You can filter by category, pornstar, and more all in one place. And the previews are enough for me to cum to on their own. Well, they usually are anywhere, but these ones are really good. They’re a bit small, but you get a short clip from the video that shows off some of the best parts. Not only that, but you also get a video length, title, HD tag, view count, and rating before you click on it.You get a big video player on the actual page. I didn’t have any trouble loading up my favorite brother sister incest video. No buffering issues or anything, granted I only need a good minute to cum to it. You can download or stream any of these videos in up to 720 HD for free. And there will be a whole bunch of related videos to fap to if you somehow last longer than a whole video. I always like to leave a comment so that the girl in the video reads about how much I like her big boobs.
Great Mobile Site
The mobile site is very good. You can browse hot videos of girls getting off no matter where you are. And, on the occasional times I get outside, I make sure to have a few videos loaded up. I need to get my faps in for the day, so I’ll sneak away to a public bathroom or something and rub a couple out. I just have to be careful so that my asthmatic wheezing doesn’t give me away. All of the same features are available on mobile. Download or stream any of the same videos that you might find on the desktop site without issue.
ThePornGeek’s Favorite Features
My favorite feature about Xhamster.com is how many amateur girls they have on here. Some of them even seem like they might be in my league! Okay, maybe I’m getting ahead of myself there. But, who knows, it could happen some day. I just need to find a nice 3/10 hottie who doesn’t mind lowering her standards a little bit. But, yeah, the amateur porn selection here is second to none. They also have lots of professional videos from top name studios like Family Strokes and Brazzers.
I do wish the previews were a little bigger. I know that they have millions of videos and that they want to pack as many in as possible per page, but my glasses prescription is a little off, so I have trouble seeing all the dirty stuff that these hot ladies are doing in the preview. Besides that though, I don’t have any complaints! If you want a suggestion from me, I can tell you that people wash their clothes way too often. You can make a good pair of tighty whiteys last a week or two if you flip them inside out.
ThePornGeek’s Final Thoughts
Overall, Xhamster.com is one of the biggest free porn sites on the internet for good reason. I just wish I had the words to describe it better. ThePornDude is so eloquent and well spoken on top of everything else. He’d be giving you a great rundown right now, but I know mine isn’t going to stand up. Okay, here it goes. They have a lot of sexy girls who just love some good sexing. Ugh, see. I suck. Forget me and just go over to Xhamster.com (often misspelled as "xhampster", "hamster xxx", "xhanster", "xhamester", "exhamster", xhamsters", "xhams", "xhmaster", "x-hamster", "xhamter" or "hamsterx") and see for yourself.