HQ porner! Porntubes are the building blocks of the internet porn industry - they’re what I started out fapping to when I was in junior high, and now almost a full decade later I still fap to videos posted on them from time to time because they’re just so damn useful. The first porntube I ever fapped to was RedTube, and that was actually the very first time I started fapping too.I wish it didn’t turn out the way it did (I was doing it in my school’s library and I got caught mid-orgasm, and my peers plus the school’s staff never looked at me the same way again) but I’m glad that I caught on early to internet porn because I’d much rather spend 5 hours a day masturbating then let some real girl drain me of all my time, energy and money (even though I have no source of income). I mean let’s be real: A porn video can please you any time of the day, whereas a real girl wants attention and to be pampered, and my mom’s weekly allowance of 50$ is certainly nowhere near enough to satisfy any real girl’s needs.On top of that, I strongly believe that Western capitalist society is the root of all evil - money is corrupting the world, and it is precisely because of that belief why I still depend on my mother for allowance money and monetary income in general to this day even in my early-to-mid 20s. I mostly spend it on in-game items for my many MMORPG accounts - either that or I subscribe to premium ASMR/Cuckolding/Hentai porn sites, and I mostly spend whatever’s left on new socks because I tend to ‘dry mine up’ frequently if you know what I mean.The lifestyle I lead is not an easy one, and I’d much rather spend some time masturbating to videos here on HQPorner than to actually make a foolish flirtatious advance on the local cashier girl who keeps staring at me intently each time I buy 10 pairs of socks (I do that at least once a week). The porn life is definitely the life for me, and nothing beats a nice high-quality XXX video like the ones available on HQPorner here…
If you’ve ever needed 4K videos made by popular XXX productions like Brazzers and the like, then there are few better destinations to visit than HQPorner. This site contains hundreds of videos like this, and they’re so high quality that you can practically see the semen swimming inside the guy’s sperm as he ejaculates all over some girls’ face - if that were me, there would barely be any semen in the sperm itself since my loads are all pretty dry on account of me fapping at least three times a day for the past five years.If you’re like me and don’t like low-quality videos like those homemade clips which are not only low in quality but also poorly filmed, then you’ll be glad to know that you can find the exact polar opposite of that right here: Full 4K HD XXX videos so high in quality you’ll be enjoying fapping to them for every second knowing that what you’re doing is going directly against the elitist Western capitalist agenda.
60 FPS Clips
If you’re looking for ultra-realistic videos which move as if they were happening right in front of your eyes in real life to give you that immersive ‘oomph’ that you can take advantage of in order to make it seem as real as possible, then you can definitely find material here that would be ideal for that. I’m talking 60 FPS videos which move so smoothly they’re practically begging to be viewed by some VR goggles - I’m nowhere near as wealthy enough to afford those goggles, but I’m sure that there are plenty of you out there who lead lifestyles according to what the Western capitalist agenda dictates, and you’re perfectly capable of buying those goggles for yourselves. I’d definitely let someone buy them for me though - if anyone is in the business of purchasing VR goggles and is feeling generous then you can give them to me, it would greatly improve the quality of my porn consumption!
And They’re All Full XXX Movies or Scenes!
One thing I’ve always resented popular porntubes for is their tendency to always upload and feature short cut-out scenes of full XXX works and titles. Around half of the pleasure I get from masturbating is from plots and/or things which aren’t just the physical representation of the female body, and I really hate those cut-down, 5-10 minute-long scenes on popular porntubes which show two people having sex but don’t really elaborate as to why they are having sex in the first place.This is an obvious dilemma for me because I’m yet to experience sexual intercourse and would love nothing more than to find out exactly how it goes down, so these plots are vital information for me which can help me finally experience what a woman feels like - and no, I’m too poor to afford fleshlights, so I wouldn’t be able to know even though that method. If only my mom would increase my allowance money, then maybe I’d be able to save up for one - but for now, I can’t stop spending it on socks and in-game items as well as League of Legends skins.
40 Categories to Play With
There are a total of 40 categories listed on this website, which is a pretty average number when it comes to porntube website categories. These categories capture pretty much every kink, genre, theme and sex play within this corporate-driven, vanilla-style pornography that you see all over porntubes. They’re nothing too special or outside the box, but for those of you who like me have watched regular pornography for far too long and have burned out some of your visually-induced dopamine reserves, there’s always the BDSM category. Yes, HQPorner has a resident BDSM category which might just be able to get the job done if you’re not too keen on those regular vanilla categories like POV, Milf, Blowjob, Threesome and so on.
Pornstar Section is Just Videos
One of my favorite internet-porn related activities to do is to make myself develop intimate crushes on pornstars which I find physically attractive. Since I can’t get a girlfriend for myself, I have to rely on this method of mine in order to at least scarcely feel what romantic intimacy feels like. What I do is I look up an attractive female pornstar on a given site’s Pornstar section and I see the wealth of information that’s written on her on the profile that’s been made for her. Usually, the information is more than enough for me to get a little imaginative back-story going on my pretend relationship with her and role-play the whole ordeal into me having sex with her, which amounts to me masturbating to a POV video of her.Now usually most sites have appropriate Pornstar profiles which sufficient information that allows me to do this, but sometimes, the only information they have available is merely a list of all the videos that pornstar appears in that are on the site. That seems to be the case with HQPorner (often misspelled as "hdporner") here, and it’s really something that disappoints me because almost everything else about this site is pretty much perfect - just like that legend the Porn Dude, if you ever find my porn website lists to be incompetent, then you can always count on his lists to get the job done for you.