Newgrounds (18+)! I’ll be honest with you guys. I know this might come as a surprise to all of you… but here it goes. I’m a virgin. Not by my own choice. And I feel safe saying this since there are a lot of you out there. Us incels need to keep together, right? Well, hopefully, we won’t be incels forever. I’m in my early 40s, but I can feel the tide changing! I know I’ll be just like my idol ThePornDude in no time. He is getting hot girls all the time. He’s so cool… and original… and just, you know, I can see why girls think he’s attractive.Uh, anyway, I’m telling you this because I found a great way to prepare for getting laid! Flash games. I love sexy flash games. You can seduce hotties, have sex slaves, and do all kinds of naughty things that would be impossible for someone like me in real life. And there are so many great sites for kinky flash games, but you have to pay for most of them.
Every Game and Movie is Free to Play or Watch
And you guys know I only get a few hundred dollars a month from my mom to spend on things. I blew it all last week on one of those sex toys that gives you the whole ass and pussy to have sex with. Man, finally, I’ll be able to get a small taste of what it really feels like. Do you think it’ll feel like a real girl if I soak it in some hot water first? I sure hope so.The best place for amateur and professional adult flash games is the tried and true Newgrounds.com. Just coming here gives me nostalgia. I used to play games and fap here all the time. Well, I guess that hasn’t changed. But still. This site is one of the original hosts of naughty flash games. They launched back in 1998 and still manage to bring in between 18-25 million views every single month. So anybody saying this place is dead is wrong! Haha.But I’m not talking about the entire site. I just want to focus on the “Adult Games” section of Newgrounds.com. You can find it at “Newgrounds.com/collection/adultgames” or you can filter all of the game results to only include content with an “adult” rating, though you get less filter options with the latter option. Either way, you’ll get a full page with a list of adult games to pick and choose from.
Classic Site Design and Easy to Navigate Menus… and Really Hot Ads
The site still has that classic black design, so it’s easy to view and play no matter what time it is. And, oh my, the ads are huge. There aren’t any redirects or anything nasty like that, but you get massive ads that run down the sides of the site. These were enough for me to nut to a few times on their own. This 2D cutie was getting fucked by a water monster that was invading all of her delicate holes. Ah, damn, there I go again. Give me a minute.Okay, okay. I’m back. I had to hit my inhaler a few times. I was seeing black dots and everything. You can login for free, but it’s not required to view the content. Though it is nice being able to favorite stuff so I can come back to it later. There’s also a header that won’t be too important since you’ll be staying on this page.
Choose Between Games, Dating Sims, Dress-ups, Toons, or Parodies
To the left, you can sort the games by “games, toons, dating sims, dress-up, gay, and hentai.” Sorting by games gives you the full selection of all of them. Toons are things like parody animations by talented people like Zone-Sama. Do you know those Teen Titans animations? Yeah, Zone is the mastermind behind those. God, I love Raven. I could die happy if she just kissed me once. Even if it was on the cheek. Anything.Dating sims are more focused on relationships that eventually lead to sex. I love these. I think they are great for learning how to talk to girls in real life. It may not have worked yet, but I bet if I play enough of them cuties will be flocking to me! I’m so much nicer and more mature and a lot smarter than those jocks that girls usually go with anyway. They’ll see.And the rest is pretty self-explanatory. There are six total pages of games to browse. That might not seem like a whole bunch, but there are like 50 games per page. And there are still plenty being uploaded and updated all the time. Just a few days ago someone posted a full-length game where you groom a cutie little slave girl to do everything you want.All of the games are going to be really different in length, quality, and scope. Some are just demos of premium games, but there aren’t too many of those. Others are quick flash games like “Reiko the Biker Girl.” That’s one of my favorites. Imagine having a hottie, metal biker girl to do naughty stuff for you. That’s the dream right there.
Lots of Preview Information and Sexy Games that Load Fast
Each game will have a little preview that tells you if it’s a game or a movie (toon) along with a title, who made it, a short description, rating out of 5 stars, and a view count. Oh and there’s also a very small preview image that shows off which anime girl is going to be in it. From there you click on the preview and get taken over to the lovely game.These are all flash games, so make sure you have that enabled. Each game page will give you a pretty big video player for it, a bunch of notes from the creator beneath it, along with areas to comment, rate, and share it. Pretty simple really.
Good Mobile Experience if You Have a Flash Browser
And, being a flash game site, that means you can’t play a lot of these on mobile unless you download a specific browser or plugin. If you do go ahead and do that you can actually expect a pretty good mobile experience. It’s all scaled well and every game loads up and plays quickly. Finally, I can play my favorite flash games in bed when I’m too lazy to get up and walk to my computer. Sometimes I’ll just spend all day there, fapping to the cutie hentai girls on my phone.
ThePornGeek’s Favorite Features
There’s so much variety here! Some games are quick 2d scenes where some hottie blows you. Others are in-depth social games where you have to win a girl's trust before you have sex with her. There are also movies of my favorite hotties from cartoons and anime getting fucked by tentacle monsters. It’s all great, and there are some really fun games. I spend days at a time cycling through the catalog. I have over 40 hours on one of the dating sims. It’s practically like having my own girlfriend to take care of. We haven’t had sex in-game yet, but just you wait. I’ll get out of the friend zone!
I think they could give more details in the preview about what kind of game it is. “Game” is pretty broad. They should include genre too, that way I can browse through quickly. Like, is it an RPG, detective game, quick game, or something else entirely? That way I don’t waste a few minutes getting sorted only to realize I don’t like the kind of game that it is. But, other than that, the games and the site are both solid. I mean, they’ve been around since 1998. They have to be doing something right.
ThePornGeek’s Final Thoughts
Overall, you should head to Newground.com’s “Adult Games” section if you love busty hentai cuties as much as I do. There are some classic parodies on here that everyone should watch and fap to at least watch, though my fap count has got to be in the hundreds on this site. Granted, that’s not too hard to do when I can get a good 5 or 6 in a day at least. But this site is well worth jerking off to for hours on end.