Pornolandia

Porno Landia! I’ve been feeling a little down in the dumps so to speak lately so I decided to do something a little…extreme. I always hear about people snorting things but I don’t want to snort a drug! Eww! But I want the sensation of sniffing something up my nostrils because I think that would make me feel alive for once. It has always sounded like a win-win because I also wouldn’t get addicted to a drug like crushed up headache medicine or a laxative. Getting addicted to laxatives is one of the worst things that can happen to a person: the chocolate ones are so addictive you may never return from the hell they send you to…

I thought about it for a long time and settled on ghost pepper salsa. I knew a local Mexican restaurant sold ghost pepper salsa because I went there a year ago so mother could pass out on endless margarita night! Thank you for the great evening mother!

I walked inside and asked for a jar of ghost pepper salsa. Apparently you have to order something with that so I settled on the most obvious choice: chips! Once the order arrived I took the straw out of my soda and put it in the salsa so no one could see. “Let’s see what all the fuss is about,” I said to myself. I took one deep snort and the next thing I knew I was on the ground convulsing and having a seizure. All I could see was red: that is until a curvy Mexican goddess hovered her beautiful breasts over my face and asked me if I was okay.

I must have actually been high because without thinking about it I stuck my head under her shirt just to catch a glimpse. Gee whiz I never would have done anything like that! I saw her bra! I saw her stomach! And I caught a brief glimpse of a breast skin! She began to laugh and said something like, “you’re lost not in there!” Oh, Mylanta! She thought it was an accident and I caught a glimpse!

I was immediately ashamed. The male feminist in me would have escaped my body and kicked by buttocks so hard it may have fallen off! But that ghost pepper salsa…it opened up a new world for me. I wanted to only uplift Latinos at that moment and that’s what I decided to do.
I immediately headed over to Pornolandia.xxx and began to internally compliment every Latino I saw: all of them. Pornolandia is a free tube site that showcases only Latino content. Every video was like I was snorting another line of ghost pepper: painful and damaging to the lining of my nasal cavity but eye-opening and strangely erotic. What spicy videos, what a goddess with amazing breasts. Will you feel the same after visiting Pornolandia? Let’s find out!

Authentic Latino adult videos!

Maybe it sounds stupid to say that the videos on a Latino free tube site featured authentic Latino videos, but by Abraham’s beard that’s exactly what you will find here! Even when you browse Pornolandia using your preferred language (mine is obviously English) you will notice that the video titles and even the descriptions are still written in Spanish. This tells me that Spanish-speaking users uploaded the content informing me that the Latino content you see on Pornolandia just has to be authentic! I wish there were videos that were longer but because there is so much content (and many of the videos are strictly in Spanish so they’re rare to come across in other countries) it isn’t that big of a deal.

There is something that makes my pants feel like I have a snake bite in them when browsing around Latino videos that are written in Spanish. It makes me feel as if I’m watching a real Hispanic female show me her beautiful assets. This makes me send even more telepathic compliments to the female and I know she appreciates that!

Quality is good too!

I spotted a ton of videos I had never seen before – probably because of how authentic the Latino content actually is! I’m not sure what I was expecting but I am happy to say that the Latino content you’re going to find at Pornolandia is top-notch! The quality of the videos is good, nothing was choppy, and the females make me want to compliment them more than humanly possible.

This male feminist is going to be working extra hard to live up to these lovely ladies’ standards in the coming days. If you see a nationwide vigil for a male feminist that improved the lives of so many females by, ‘complimentary telepathy,’ you will know I died from a brain aneurism. Otherworldly scientists informed me one evening that I have an advanced brain that’s on par with machines involved in what they call the, ‘coming quantum computing mega-event’ so I think I will be fine.

Site available in different languages

Not everyone can read Spanish, but everyone loves Latin buttocks. Pornolandia knows this which is why they’ve translated the site into several different languages (including English). Although the titles and descriptions of many of the videos are still written in Spanish it doesn’t matter because it’s easy to figure out whether you want to click on a video or not (I want to click on every video so it’s not a big deal for me).

Translating the site makes it easy for plebes that can’t figure out what a Spanish word means to navigate easily. My big brain figured it out no problem but I know not everyone can be me. Not everyone can be ThePornDude for that matter either – not even me! Oh well! If people like us wanted to live an ordinary life, we would be content with living life in the shadows and not sharing our gifts with the world! The bigger question is if the world is even ready for us. Judging by the way mother drools every time one of her soap operas comes on the television I would say, ‘probably not.’

Good sorting options

Like any good free tube site, Pornolandia provides an array of sorting options that makes it easy to find the best content of the moment. Browsing by most recent, content currently being watched, most viewed, and longest is as easy as a quick click and in no time you will be watching videos based on whatever sorting option you prefer. If you know anything about me you know I always opt for videos that are currently being watched because it makes me feel like I’m not watching them alone. Uplifting these beautiful creatures while being in the presence of another person is always welcome: plus, there’s something a bit erotic about it. I’m not going to say that I enjoy uplifting these angels with other men, but maybe I do. There isn’t anything homosexual about that – don’t say there is!

Videos load quickly

I am also pleased to say that the videos load extremely quickly on Pornolandia. Whereas some free tube sites have buffering issues and a lot of pop-ups cropping up when you try to watch just one video Pornolandia doesn’t have any of this. Click on the video and select play and almost immediately you will be watching quality videos that will make you want to keep watching on Pornolandia long after you’ve watched the first one. I bet you can’t find just one lady to uplift telepathically!

Well laid out and functional on mobile and desktop

None of the perks of Pornolandia really matter if you cannot navigate the site easily and functionally. Fortunately, Pornolandia hits both of these marks on both desktop and mobile. I never had a problem once finding a video even though most of the videos are in Spanish. Navigate the site, identifying which videos are worth looking at, clicking on them, and browsing around to view other videos was seamless and pain-free. For a site that’s originally in another language, this is a great achievement in and of itself.

Not many categories

There are not that many categories which is something Pornolandia (often misspelled as “pornolandia.com”, “pornoladia”, “pornolandiaxxx”, “pornolanfia”, “pornolamdia” and “ponolandia”) needs to work on. It’s a challenge since the site is tailored only toward Latino adult content but Pornolandia should at least be able to come up with more than they have. It isn’t a huge gripe and because Pornolandia is so well laid out and easy to navigate this isn’t a problem. Still, it would have been nice for Pornolandia to offer at least a variety of categories so it would be even easier to find the right kind of content at the moment. Oh well, I guess that means I will have to look around and compliment everyone on Pornolandia!