NaoConto (Não Conto)! As a lonely obese man who rarely leaves his mother’s basement, I often spend my days wondering what kind of woman I will eventually lose my virginity to. It’s certainly tempting to imagine it would be a professional slut like Katie Kush, but come on. The Porn Dude may smash hoes like that, but I should aim a little bit lower. This morning I’ve been browsing amateur sites, since I figure a regular broad who likes sex is more likely to bang me than a true starlet.The thing is, I think most of these amateur Internet whores are out of my league, too. I’m looking at NaoConto right now and while these girls ain’t fucking for a paycheck, they probably could if they wanted to. This one’s a Brazilian site, so the girls are way further than I will ever travel in my sad life. I can’t get over how fucking stunning these nymphomaniac, exhibitionist Latinas really are.
Real Latina Sluts In Real Amateur VideosNaoConto.com has been around since 2013, and they get millions of visits every month. It’s a free sex site that doesn’t follow the typical tube mold that you see almost everywhere else where they give out free smut. This one is presented with a blog-style layout, which kind of classes up the joint a bit, kind of like how I keep my Pokémon Scat hentai in alphabetical order on a nice shelf. Sure, the whole page is covered in thick bubble butts, luscious naked titties, and hungry cock gobbling, but the format makes you feel like you’re looking at a fancy Latina porn magazine or something.Of course, those aren’t really articles. Calling them blog posts might even be a stretch. The little blurbs only run a few sentences, spelling out whether you’re going to be looking at a mature married broad getting fucked or a ripe young teen losing her virginity while her boyfriend takes photographs.Like on any other pornography site, clicking a thumbnail brings you to the full post. It’s unclear from the front page and the thumbs whether each post is a DIY sex flick or an amateur nude photo gallery. You won’t know until you click through. All you see besides the photos of bouncing jugs and impaled cunts are a post date, comment count, title and the beginning of the blurb.Speaking of the post dates, NaoConto updates with new homebrew Latina action every single day. I’m browsing the site really early in the morning because I am an insatiable pervert, so they haven’t added anything yet today, but yesterday they added four new movies including a blonde whore sucking a biker’s cock at the side of the road. The day before that, they updated with half a dozen flicks and galleries of horny Brazilian babes who just can’t seem to get enough.The text of NaoConto is all written in Portuguese. That’s great news for Brazilians, since it’s pretty fucking hot smut in their native language, but honestly? In 2019, a good Internet porn site in any language is good masturbatory fodder for anybody. I don’t speak a word of Portuguese, but my browser’s built-in translation makes it easy as hell to shake my dick at the site anyway.
Awesome Amateur Anal Sex and MoreBig slides for a handful of featured posts slide by the top of the landing page. There is a thick bitch taking a huge BBC, a ripe young brunette accidentally falling twat-first on a waiting dick, a near-public bang in a car, and an incredible gallery taken by a husband of his gorgeous wife, who apparently loves to show off her body in lingerie.Another big slide promises THE BEST ANAL SEX YOU WILL SEE TODAY! I don’t always respond well to yelling, since my mom’s daily tirades usually put me in a suicidal funk, but in this case, I feel the call of the carnival barker. The picture is pretty fucking hot too, with a flawless naked Latina stretched out in a bed.I’m starting to understand the blog format a little more as I look at this post. Instead of just a video or just an image gallery, this post features both. There are two hardcore amateur flicks of a couple of butt-fucking at the top of the screen. It ain’t that fake amateur shit the big studios put out where you can tell they’ve got a crew, professional whores and studs, and buckets of Viagra. This is pretty clearly shot on some dude’s phone.These two DIY anal films run about two and three minutes each, respectively. That’s pretty short for a porn scene, but it is what you expect in the world of amateur smut. These horny exhibitionists might not have even been planning to make a sex movie when they decided to bust out the old iPhone. I’ve never gotten laid and can only speak as a compulsive masturbator, but I know when I’m in the middle of the session I don’t want to spend the whole time aiming a camera at my tiny little micropenis.Well, this couple really likes playing with the camera. Either before or after dude was done packing her shit real tight, he took a ton of photos of his girl. Her face is mostly hidden, but we get plenty of close-ups of those incredible jugs, that perfectly round Latina booty, her beautiful shaved pussy, and that clean, tight asshole.Mom is so fat now that she can’t reach her rectum, so I’m usually stuck having to help her wipe. That’s why I was always sure I’d hate anal sex, but this girl’s pooper ain’t the gaping black hole of terror, cellulite and fecal matter that I have to contend with on the regular. In fact, I honestly think it looks like a perfect fit for my 2-inch nub.
So Many Amateur Latinas Getting Nasty on CameraThe video player on Nao Conto is functional, but extremely bare-bones. You can’t adjust the resolution, but since this is amateur porno filmed on phones, tablets and WebCams, it probably doesn’t really matter that much. Buffering isn’t an issue at all since the file sizes are relatively small. You can jump back and forth between the ass and mouthparts of an ATM scene without having to wait for the video to load.I would like to see an easier way to save the videos. There’s no Download button, which means if you want to save anything you’ll have to fuck around with a third-party plug-in. It’s a really easy thing to roll into a website, but it could potentially cut into their ad revenue.I watched a short video of a coked-out broad with no panties lifting her dress and twerking in a bar. She’s running her mouth as she shakes her ass, and apparently she’s begging for more cocaine. I’ve never done a stimulant harder than my daily gallons of Mountain Dew, but the video has me wondering if the stuff would turn me into a raging alpha beast who gets laid all the time. The clip is less than 50 seconds, so I really wanted to download it and watch it on a loop. Instead, I’ve just been clicking the Play button every minute for the past four hours.I didn’t have any issues with spam as I browsed the leaked Latina scandals and drunk girls stripping movies on NaoConto. My spam blocker does display a high count of blocked items, but I don’t really give a flying fuck since I didn’t have to actually look at them. There are a fair amount of sidebar ads featuring animated blowjobs, transsexuals in Rio de Janeiro, and live WebCam shows, but they didn’t really get in the way of my meat beating.Amateur porno may not be as slick, glossy, or well-produced as the professional smut, but the wild sexual enthusiasm can’t be faked. DIY Latina porn features those juicy booties and giant titties you expect from the genre, plus that spicy sexual appetite they seem to cultivate south of the border. Nao Conto’s emphasis specifically on Brazilian sluts makes this free amateur porn stash a real treat for Latina connoisseurs.