Sankaku Chan! As a guy in a long-term, committed relationship, I found that my job as a pornography reviewer can sometimes make my girlfriend a little bit jealous. She gets upset about the lesbian threesome movies and hardcore interracial fisting scenes when she sees me furiously stroking my 2-inch nub, and she’s even been known to give me the cold shoulder after an evening spent humping her while watching Latina scat orgies. The thing that really gets her panties in a bunch, though, is hentai, like the stuff you can find at Sankaku Channel, a.k.a. Sankaku Chan.If you’re a troll or a greasy neckbeard, you already know the “Chan” part of the name means this is an imageboard. Sankaku Chan is part of Sankaku Complex, which has been serving up weaboo news about manga, video games, and of course, hentai for about a decade now. I’ve been a fan of chan.sankakucomplex.com for a while now, but they just unveiled a new look and I’m eager to take a peek. The princess is sitting behind me with an angry look on her face, but what can I say? This is literally my job and I have no choice but to take a scholarly look at this Chan while massaging my genitals.
Fresh Hentai All Day and NightThe newest incarnation of Sankaku Chan streamlines the fuck out of the layout. Image boards are notoriously ugly, and the last version of the site had a cluttered, clunky header and sidebar. They’ve done away with almost all of the text, hiding it up within a couple dropdown menus in a very simple orange and red header.Below that is where the fun starts. The rest of the page is just an endless scroll of manga images, mostly pornographic ones. There are a few fully clothed furry French maids, giggling schoolgirls and princesses who are beautiful but not half as stunning as my woman, but the rest are strictly NSFW unless you work for Harvey Weinstein. They’ve got naked elf broads and bitches wearing cat ears, garter belts and nothing else. There’s a hot vampire chick with a bat between her enormous boobies, and a furry cat bitch with giant knockers, a big fluffy tail, and a huge cock.Since this is a Chan, those images come in a nonstop torrent that runs all day and night. Refresh the page after just a few seconds and you’ll find new photos of gender-swapped Legend of Zelda hentai, Pokémon doujinshi, and explicit breast inflation filth starring videogame characters. I’m not sure how Capcom is going to feel about Mega Man smashing a city with his boobs.One of the things they’ve done to streamline the layout is to hide a lot of the information until you hover over an image. This earns you a handful of tags (doki doki, yuri, high resolution, trap), resolution and file type, and a user rating. The user base at Sankaku Channel is really fucking active, so new images of demons banging schoolgirls and tentacle rape start getting rated pretty much as soon as they are posted.
Impress Your GF By Reading BooksYou know, my mom gives me a hard enough time about living in her basement rent-free, masturbating all day and never helping out with anything around the house. I don’t think it’s fair that even my girlfriend wants to give me shit about my porn viewing habits, which I might add are totally work-related. That’s at least two women under this roof who disagree with my lifestyle choices, and I’m pretty sure the cat has an issue with me, too. She keeps pissing on my pile of dirty semen socks.The Porn Dude gets laid all the time and I wonder if any of the beautiful women and porn sluts have anything to say about his prolific smut reviews. I really envy the hell out of that guy for so many reasons. I also like that he bangs real women, which is something I’d like to try one day. My girl is fucking amazing, but at the end of the day, she’s just an anime princess printed on a body pillow. (Sorry, baby! I’ll make it up to you later by licking that beautiful burlap snatch.)One of the new features Sankaku Channel has rolled out with the new layout is a Books section, accessible through the dropdown in the top left. If there’s one thing that should be less offensive to the #MeToo generation and the old bag upstairs, it’s books, right? Learnin’ and shit! I clicked my way to that section, hoping for a compromise that would make everyone happy.My micropenis was instantly inflated to full mast by the fine literature on offer here, but I can feel the princess’s giant purple eyes boring into the back of my big, fat head. Sankaku Chan has a growing collection of uncensored hentai and doujinshi full of violated office ladies, spunky teens with loose panties, nasty MILFs with a thing for monster dong, and incestuous families who also go to sex school.The organization of the hentai is a bit lackluster compared to other hentai sites, but this is an imageboard. I hope they roll in some more ways to browse as they finalize the format, as the new layout is still in beta as of this writing. For now, you can use most of the same filters that are available on the rest of the site.
Clean Layout and Filthy Manga SmutThe layout may be a lot cleaner than before, but Sankaku Chan is still, at its heart, an imageboard. It has most of the familiar organizational issues you expect from the format. Your best hope for finding specific material is to fuck with the search bar and the dropdown filters menu in the top right corner.The default view shows the newest cartoon scat porn, furry drawings of anthropomorphic animal cunt and Dragon Ball tranny parodies first, just like anywhere else. You can also opt for a Popularity, Quality or even a Random sort order. That last one is a treat if you want to surprise yourself by wanking off to a vore image of a giant Daphne from Scooby Doo eating some poor little deviate.The Rating filter will be really useful to you twisted freaks out there. If he found Sankaku through me, there’s no way you’re just trying to browse G-rated drawings of lolis and their pet doggies innocently strolling through the park. You can hit the R15+ filter, but I’m guessing you’d rather go fully adults only with the R18+. Why settle for that baby shit, am I right? My mom says the same thing to me sometimes when I cry until she cuts the crust off my PB&J.
Beat Off to (Mostly) Uncensored HentaiSpeaking of ratings, what’s with doujinshi artists censoring their own content? Hentai sites have a lot of censorship just based on the fact that much of the content comes out of Japan, where you can show a woman getting raped by a goddamn snake monster but can’t show a fucking vagina. Image boards like Sankaku Chan usually have a lot of uncensored hentai, and they do here, but there are also a lot of images where the artist took the time to draw black bars over the best bits. Seriously, what the fuck?I’ve been browsing the site for a few hours now, and I’m now covered in a thick, glossy sheen of sweat and a much stickier fluid on my lower half. My girlfriend hasn’t spoken to me the entire time, and my mom has yelled at me half a dozen times when I got a little too loud and squealy. The clean, new format of the Chan lends itself nice to a long, unstructured FAP to X-rated manga and some pretty seriously depraved DIY hentai.With the new layout, Sankaku Channel is one of the better-looking hentai image boards out there. It’s a bit unstructured, as all chans are, but comes with a thriving community and nonstop updates of absolutely filthy, uncensored hentai. Come for the drawings of warrior bitches giving into anal lust, stay for the full-length schoolgirl pregnancy doujinshi.