Luscious Hentai

Luscious.net (lu.scio.us)! I paid a visit to a site called Luscious.net recently and without giving too much away I found it a very compelling place! As you will learn the place has more pictures to look at than mother’s picture album (which I burned out of spite last Christmas because she’s a…hmm even I won’t disrespect a female cow-like mother like that…). Unlike mother’s picture albums, they feature more than just her stupid face looking at the camera like she’s never had a photo taken before.I found so much quality hentai that I had to print everything that I found! I could not stop printing! Thank the universe that mother has a laser printer because I would have ran out of ink so fast I would have had to boost some from the local drug store again! Printing and printing, I couldn’t stop pressing the button! The beautifully drawn females that exited the mouth of the printer made me giddy with every print!Before I realized it I had printed out over 5000 images! Mother’s basement was littered with papers and I needed to find a box to hold them in. To avoid mother walking into the basement and seeing my treasured pictures I brought them upstairs where I sat them on the table. I had no idea mother opened the window because they all blew out!Now a neighborhood watch has been formed trying to find the culprit that passed around the hentai. They state that if they find the monster they will make the person stand in front of the local gazebo with a sign around their neck that says, ‘I distribute cartoon pornography.’ It’s hentai, you plebes!They’ll never catch me. I have a few smoke bombs from Independence Day that I’m keeping in my jacket at all times. If someone asks me about it: poof! I’m a ghost!Enough about this poop though! Should you visit Luscious as I did? Is it for you? Please, take this white knight’s hand and let’s frolic together in the hentai meadow together friend!

Tons of categories

The first thing you will notice is just how many categories Luscious actually has. No matter what kind of hentai genre you are looking for – from 3D hentai to western and beyond – Luscious has what you are looking for. Seriously, if you cannot find a category that reaches out to you, licks you on the mouth, and says, “come to me my prince,” then you have serious decision-making difficulties.Personally, I recommend the alien category. I don’t know…there’s something about reading about aliens penetrating a Chad that makes me way too happy. You could say it…gets me off even.Seriously. I ejaculated reading a manga about exactly that. It was the first time I ejaculated since I was 14 years old. I was a young boy in a band back then; I noticed the busty teacher bend over and saw her nipple. Right then and there I squirmed, let out a squeal of ecstasy that got me sent to the office, and the principal spanked my bottom when I arrived. I let out an even bigger squeal that got me sent home, mother spanked my bottom yet again, and I came in my shorts. She saw the semen dripping down the leg and that is when she banned me to the basement. Now you know my origin story!

Tons of content!

If you want to see a huge collection of hentai, look no further. Luscious boasts over 82,000 picture manga albums with over 44,000 picture set galleries. What that means for you is simple: you will have so much hentai to look at from now until the end of time you may not be able to view it all! With so much quality hentai being added all the time, chances are you’re incapable of seeing everything (*smiles and softly rubs your hand* though I will give it a shot if you will friend!).What I like about Luscious is that it isn’t littered with a ton of basic hentai either. Sure, some hentai is hit-or-miss (as expected on sites like these) but by and large the quality is there, it’s hot, and it will keep you browsing for more.

Good filtering options

With so much hentai content to view you are probably hoping that Luscious has some good filtering options that will make viewing the hentai you want to look at simple. Well, I am pleased to say this is exactly what Luscious provides! Thanks to the site’s wide array of filtering options, you can view hentai that is strictly to your liking.For example, you can select to view hentai that’s tailored to a sexual orientation (e.g. straight, Yuri, Yaoi, solo, trans, etc.) along with hentai that has a certain amount of pages. This makes it convenient if you want to view hentai based on a certain length. Whether you want short reads or marathon reads it doesn’t matter!

Can combine filtering options

The convenience of using Luscious doesn’t stop there. In addition to providing you with good filtering options, you can also combine categories. For example, if you want to view 3D hentai only starring lesbians simply click on the arrows to combine the categories and view the hentai that matches both of these factors. Naturally, the more categories you combine the less hentai will be in the search results. Still, if you know exactly what type of hentai you want to look at this feature lets you find the perfect content for the moment.

Lots of different types of hentai

I’m not just talking about categories either. Luscious provides hentai that parodies famous intellectual properties (especially Disney characters) and roughly any gaming property you can think of. Want to view hentai featuring Overwatch characters making love? What about the endless sea of Sonic the Hedgehog hentai? Luscious has you covered. Even if you want to view hentai starring cowboys and cowgals experiencing how rough life in the Old West can truly be Luscious gives you the options to fulfill your fantasies through true art. I didn’t find any hentai starring ThePornDude though so they don’t have everything…

Galleries load quickly

The amount of images in a hentai issue on Luscious is no joke. A lot of galleries have a dozen-or-two images, so you can expect those to load quickly. There are plenty of huge galleries though: some hentai issues have over 100 images or more! I am pleased to say that even these huge issues load quickly! You are never waiting for the next issue and that alone makes the visit to Luscious worth it.The most infuriating thing about hentai sites like these is when the load times are abysmal. It’s one of the first things any site should get right. Nobody wants to sit and wait for their hentai to load; with Luscious your wait times are nonexistent.

Browsing is fast and effective on desktop and mobile

No matter if you are viewing Luscious on desktop or mobile it’s also fast and easy to browse around. Earlier I stated there are no load times when viewing hentai issues and galleries, but the convenience of Luscious’ fast load times do not end there. No matter what part of the site you are viewing you’re always going to know exactly where to go to view compelling content and it will never take you forever to get there. Snappy, fast, to-the-point: Luscious is a well-designed site no matter how you’re viewing it!

Lots of hentai in other languages

Luscious hasn’t forgotten about its international readers, cementing the fact that Luscious is for everyone. Luscious offers hentai in other languages such as Spanish, French, German, Italian, and more. Although it is unclear how many issues are in each respective language, the fact that you can search for hentai based on a language is more than enough reason to stand up and cheer. It’s a small touch that makes a huge difference for international readers that otherwise never get hentai in their native language.

No hentai videos

Unfortunately, the one thing Luscious is missing is some good old fashioned hentai videos to stream. I was expecting to see a video section on Luscious and while that isn’t the type of site that Luscious is, it’s still a bit disappointing. Luscious is for reading hot hentai action rather than watching, but it doesn’t mean they cannot branch out. It’s not a big deal and I can’t even say it’s a missed opportunity since this isn’t why people visit Luscious, to begin with. Still, it would be a nice touch on an otherwise already excellent hentai resource. If you love reading hentai, Luscious is the site for you!