Nutaku

Nutaku games! I don’t care what they say: video games are nearly as great as porn. And anyone who says otherwise is a liar.(Unless, of course, ThePornDude says otherwise and then I might reconsider.)Why would I say that? For one, when your hand starts to get tinnitus from jerking you stick too long, jamming out on a joystick is a great way to loosen the muscles in your hand and wrist. Don't believe me? Try it, and you'll thank me later.Another reason why I think gaming is so great is because of all of the hot ass female characters you can enjoy while playing as…or should I say playing with. I mean have you guys seen some of the recent renditions of Lara Croft, Samus Aran, and Bayonetta. Not to mention the new, more realistic, jigglier version of Tifa Lockhart.But as great these titillating games are, they're still not as…graphic as I wish they were. Don't misunderstand, I'm not a person who objectifies women like those MGTOW assholes, and I certainly wouldn't fuck one and leave her. Hell, if there are any girls out there reading this who want a loyal guy DM me, please.But I don’t think there’s anything wrong with seeing a beautiful virtual object which looks like a woman as a wank worthy object.All this time I thought that I might not find the kind of entertainment which strikes a balance of fun gameplay and cut scene content racy enough to fap to – but good news, boys! I've been noodling around for sites which host content aimed directly at gamers who, while raising their level, also get a rise out of the damn hot dames in the same game.Sure, I know you might think that I’m looking at the shitty flash porn interactive experiences found all over the net, but the legends at Nutaku have provided us with a suite of smut games which you won’t shake your head at.Instead, this is a site that I’m sure you’ll shake your fist to at least three times a day.

A Hot Site With A Helluva History

Back in 2014, a Japanese stock trading company, Hokuto Corporation, made a digital baby with the Canadian company MindGeek and made Nutaku – the premier provider of Hokuto’s famous porn games in the West.While I’m sure that may not mean much to any of you newbs – especially you baka gaijin who no read Nippon – but Hokuto Corp, now called DMM, has some of the hottest, kinkiest smut content out there, but up until then, it hadn't been translated into English. After all, this is stuff from Japan, and you know that those kinksters know how to make the strangest smut imaginable.Anyway, the next year, with only four translated launch titles, Nutaku exploded onto the internet porn gaming scene and quickly added more games and grabbed more followers. Since then, the site has gained millions of devoted followers, gets about 22 million visitors a month, and has virtually every genre of game out there…usually with some kind of erotic content or porno twist added on.And in addition to hosting games from DMM, Nutaku also hosts games made by indie developers. Plus, they also created the Kimochi Red Light project to help up-and-cumming developers crowdfund their adult-oriented games. No wonder they are referred to as the “steamy” version of Steam.

Games With Gals Galore

As I said earlier, there are games of every genre and every gonzoonga size. Or at least all of the sizes which matter: large and extra-large.Anyway, to give you all some more incentive to check Nutaku out, here’s my quick review of some of my favorite games on the site.Kamihime PROJECT – Set in an ancient, fantasy civilization, this game is pretty much a nerds wet dream. It's a turn-based, role-playing game which you can play solo or with friends for some good co-op raids.Virtually all of the games which you play as and against characters are hot, young sexy women and they aren't terribly anatomically accurate. And I mean that in the best way possible. Typically, they are shown in erotic poses during every cut scene, though there isn't as much "real" sex as I'd like.Still, an awesome story with great gameplay which features scores of sexy women is something I can't be mad at. I advise grinding on this game for about six to nine hours, and you’ll thank me for some pleasant nocturnal experiences.Crush Crush – Who doesn't love a dating simulator? I, for one, love them. I mean they are the closest thing I've had to a real one, at least in a long time. And the girls in them are much hotter and more interesting than the one date I went on with my second cousin for prom.Anyway, this gem from Sad Panda Studios allows you to "date" not just one but all 14 gorgeous gals. Oh, that and a bear, too. On these dates, you've got to go through a series of conversational interactions to score points with each girl. Among other things, once you get enough points, you'll be awarded with some pics of the character scantily clad depending on your "Lover" status.And to make things even better, unlike others on Nutaku, this game is completely free-to-play, and a nice microtransaction feature to win the experience.Prison Wars: Guantanamo – Unlike most other games on this site, Prison Wars is western, both because of its development team and because it's aesthetic. Rather than feature more anime-style girls, the women look like they were designed by a (horny) Marvel comic book artist.This is a simulation game which is, like you might guess, set in a high-security prison. On the one hand, it's less sexual than other games on the site, but the gameplay is pretty solid if you like resource management simulated experiences.Big Bang Empire – Aww yeah, boy! This is the kind of game you need to join Nutaku for. In this western-style choose-your-own-adventure experience, you enter the world of glitter and plush in the middle of a red-light district. You play as a customizable stud who can go through a series of exciting adventures and become or do some seduction while you build up your own erotic studio.Since this RPG was developed by Europeans, so it's particularly uninhibited when it comes to the cock-hardening content. There are regular updates, so even if you burn through (or rub through?) this game in one hell of a binge, you’ll still get new adventures to go on thanks to European GamesGroup’s industriousness.These are only a few of my favorites, though. Right now there are over 18 games to choose from with new ones being added all of the time.I suppose I should add that there is (or at least was) an entire page for gay-themed games, not that I care. I just know that some of you other guys like to play both sides and enjoy gobbling dick. However, the only penis I care about is my own – and maybe ThePornDude’s. (When you can, slide into my DMs, man!)

Get An Account And Nerd Out

Did ya like that rhyme?To get set up, all you need to do is click on the Create Account button from the main menu. Once there, all you need to do is enter your email, a new username, and a unique password. Once that's done all you have to do is verify your account via email, and you should be good to go.And to make things even better, if you sign up now you get 100 free gold!Getting an account is completely free and once you have one, you get all kinds of sweet bonuses. For example, as soon as you sign up you get the option to get a regular newsletter that updates you as to all of the new stuff going on at Nutaku. With a site so big, there are changes made all the time, so having this might be super convenient.Besides that, you get the ability to keep track of all of the games you like easier, save your progress, and get new notifications when updates are made to a particular game.I guess I should add here that this site is super friendly to people from around the world since Nutaku can not only be viewed in English and Japanese, but also French, Spanish, German, Polish, and Mandarin.

These Smut Junkies Are On Social Media, Too

A lot of porn professionals tend to shy away from social media like me at a Sunday social. But clearly, the guys at Nutaku are so clearly proud of what they have done that they’ve created not only a Facebook page but also gained a massive following.In fact, their Facebook page has a little over 235,000 likes and even more followers. On this page, you can find out about new information on the posts, links to new games, and announcements about deals to save money on games. Occasionally, there are also links to some neat otaku-type products, too.Besides that, there are tons of funny memes posted all of the time as well as a bunch of people to talk to online. From what I can tell, the members are actually pretty cool and generate some great convos.On top of that, you might notice that when you click on a game there are links to different social media platforms. So, if you enjoy a virtual experience so much you want to share it with your friends on Facebook, your Twitter followers, or even to your Tumblr feed, you can with a couple of clicks of a button.Just be careful if you do to share it privately or with a few friends. I once posted a link to Big Bang Empire, and my mom saw it on her Facebook feed and got so pissed that she almost kicked me out of the basement. >:(

Comparing The Desktop & Mobile Versions

When I review a website, I always compare different versions of the platform on various devices. Usually, I think that both sites should have an equal level of quality applied to them and, if any, the mobile version should look better. After all, it makes is easier to enjoy an erotic experience while pulling it under the covers.Well, good news, since Nutaku looks fap-tastic on either your smartphone, tablet, or a traditional internet-connected device. Nutaku on desktop features previews of the game and tags, links to play, a summary of each game as well as links to news and social media accounts. Same thing with the mobile version with plenty of spacing between links and text.I often don’t say this, but Nutaku has probably been optimized better than any other website I’ve seen online, be a smut platform or not.

What Could Be Better

Having put in literally hundreds of hours into co-designing board game forums so when it comes to designing websites, I know how to critique them. However, when it comes to Nutaku, there really isn’t much to complain about.Seriously, between all of the games, both professionally and amateur, are so well put together and advertised, there really isn’t much to critique. I suppose if anything I would add a search engine at the top of each page, but other than that I can’t think of anything to add on or take away.

Is This A Good Goose Chocking Gamer Site?

If you can’t tell from everything I’ve said above – and if you haven’t, scroll up and read (!) – I’ve got a lot of positive stuff to say about Nutaku.For one, with a dozen and a half games to choose from, you are spoiled for choice. While I haven't (yet) crushed and spunked to all of them, the ones I've beaten and beaten it to are all of super high-quality. Between the awesome gameplay and fap-tastic cum conjuring content, you’ll have plenty of material to kill a weekend on.Further, if you sign up for an account now, you’ll get a hundred coins complimentary. It does kind of suck that you’ll still have to pay some cash, but given the quality of the games, it’s totally worth it. The social media following is pretty cool, too – not that a lot you will take advantage of it.Nearly ten million people can’t be wrong and neither can I, the (unofficial) BFF fo ThePornDude be either. So, what are you waiting for? Check this five hand-awarded site out now!