Booty Calls

Dating must be hard especially because I've witnessed my sister stump on a couple of flowers and of course trash the several chocolate boxes (well, those I used to later collect, you know to eat and recharge sometime after my numerous fap sessions in my room). Also, I’ve lied way too many times to boys about her being away, and I can only imagine how it must be very draining to keep up with girly tantrums. And wait! Do you even get to eat from her candy jar at those times? I guess not.Well, personally, I may be some phat old virgin or looser, whatever you choose to call me. But I would rather spend my time on a Booty chase on Booty Calls than have myself go through a million frustrations for pussy. It’s not that I actually don’t adore women, but they can be a tad difficult and frustrating, especially if like me you don’t have leverage, say; money, good looks, etc. But you know what? The curvy toon babes on Booty Calls are all hot, and at the end of the day, they leave me feeling like some pussy champ. Trust me, it only takes a little bit of charm and some gaming tricks to get them singing your song. I highly doubt any man would say no to this type of adventure.

All you need to know about the Game

Booty Calls begins with a chat with Andriella on a moody beach at dusk; she is a gorgeous curvy anime girl with huge boobies with a weird proposal in mind. Not to mention that you actually come across her, while masturbating on the beach, therefore, owing you some sort of explanation. Well, she is evidently horny, but what’s even stranger is that she needs you to fuck as many girls as you can so that she can collect their pussy juice. Quite an exciting theme, huh? Undoubtedly. To complete her request. You might have to talk to other beauties, e.g. Lara, in order to woo them into sleeping with you.To perform well on the game, you must understand that it functions like some dating sim and every single decision or choice matters in regard to getting laid. While progress at every stage is essential, there are also some skill elements here you can use as mini-games or even a way to provide a level of interaction to the title. The first of these goes by ‘Date Board’ which has you creating long chains of colored circles to score points. The more points you score by the end of the game, the better. This is because you will have built the ‘hearts’ for every girl and winning means unlocking a few resources that may smoothen up your dating life.

Booty Calls

It only takes a few minutes to load the game, which is preceded by some agreements and warnings to click through on the way. Afterward, you are ushered into the beach while the masturbating sexy redhead lay with her legs in the water. First, she accuses you of watching her, but it’s pretty obvious you are because her coochie is basically all out in the open. And a few pretty seashells lay around her to accentuate the sexy aura, especially since one is shaped like a dildo. For some reason, besides the alluring photo of Andriella on the beach, the loading bar’s activities will maintain your excitement for you. It will be busy preparing; Enemas, Shaving Pussy, Installing Orgasmatron, Loading Sex Toys, Locating G-Spot, and applying Lubricants, and so much more.Before the game begins, the language button shows up offering a variety of language options including; English, Dutch, French, Spanish, or Japanese. And I must say that it’s pretty impressive. When the game opens up for the second time, the redhead on the beach speaks, me what I’m doing, I can hear her voice. My dialog is unspoken, and just appears on the screen. In response to the fact that I just watched her masturbate, I reply, “were you just fingering yourself or I was dreaming?” Well, it doesn’t really matter what you answer, but you've got to do it.There are also some awesome sounds, probably too innocent, that will have you cracking up when say stuff like; it’s the first time her pussy does not actually stink like old fish with an explanation of the fact that she is a mermaid princess. And while it’s like some dirty talk, I am sure you will be pleased to know that every click takes you another line of dialog, and sometimes you are given reply choices. For instance, the first option comes after she tells you that you are the only one with the ability to see her. Also, she has to help you lay as many beauties as possible so she can collect their pussy juices for some witch.

Collecting pussy juice

I, for one, will agree that the Mermaid's proposal has some thrilling prospects. And as soon as you agree to help her, the first venue you'll be taken to is a park on ‘good day to collect pussy juice' as she terms it. Thereafter, she leads you on to some college hottie; talking about how she’s got really big titties and how she’ll be great at sucking your dick, continuing to insist that that’s just how she likes them.There’s just something about the awesomeness of their graphics and art that makes all the eroticism kind of buttered up, and I am down for the main character's lack of language curtains. I mean, he opens the next scene with a chat with the new girl saying, “Your pussy juice is running down all over your legs!” Somehow, probably something that applies in this toon world alone, the beauty is very accommodative. In fact, she proceeds to suggest you join her for her bath. However, after she dashes to class, the Mermaid insists on not laying her until I have dated her, which basically kills the pussy enthusiasm that was already building up in me.

Fun???

I have to admit some ribbon dating board games are pretty boring, but on the brightest side, I love the bit where Princess Flounder brings me to the beach to meet some other two babes; one pretty sexy horny and the other a little too preservative. And while it has your hopes up high about getting laid, unfortunately, you'll have to invest in some coins to access the erotic image rewards which I understand can be pretty frustrating for most. However, Somehow for someone like me who would literally masturbate to a fully clothed woman with a pretty face. I guess it pretty much does it for me.

The good of Booty Call

The game is actually an intriguing way to spend your time, especially granted that playing is actually free. Also, the game’s theme leaves alone the amazing artistic graphics is pretty much exciting. Not to mention that the guidelines, well-executed hilarious voices, as well as the beautiful, bountiful babes, are a clear silver line of this gaming rendition. Something anyone can easily confirm from the fan base which is actually filled to the brim with a large community of loyal fanatics who are regarded highly by the game’s development team.

Concerns about the game

Well, I, just like many other dudes out there, hate to hassle for some eye candy, especially when it’s not even the real thing. True I am a fan and fapper of erotic photos, but the gameplay involved in between is too much. Especially not forgetting that there is the date board ribbon boring play with absolutely zero eroticisms. Also, I expected a freemium kind of play. However, there are actually some purchases to be made which are actually not too worthwhile considering that you only stand to enjoy some erotic images only.

Recommendations

The development team has done a good job granted the features but could sure do an even better job by making the game more worthwhile.

Verdict

Booty Calls a dating sim kind of sex simulator game, is highly appropriate for those hooked to; bountiful busty and bootied gorgeous toon babes and wouldn’t mind putting on some work and a few coins to actually land on some erotic photos to fap unto. Otherwise, feel free to explore!