O Hentai! I like hentai for so many reasons. For one thing, I feel like cartoon bitches are more my type than the real thing. Flesh and blood is intimidating enough, wouldn’t you agree? Even if I were to leave the house and try to interact with them, I’d probably get shot down on account of being a disgusting fatty with a lingering aroma of stale urine and mayonnaise. I’m sure one day I’ll eventually lose my virginity to a real girl, but in the meantime, I’m pretty content to stroke my little nub to dirty anime on Ohentai.Ohentai.org is only a few years old, but they’ve got about 11,000 weaboos flocking there every day to watch Japanese sex cartoons. My girlfriend is an anime princess body pillow, and she’s already giving me the stink eye as I load up the site. I guess I’ll have to throw a wad of Chud up in them cotton guts to keep her happy, though I’m beginning to worry a little bit about the smell.
Jungle Elf Sluts and Hentai Demon SexThe landing page looks like any other free sex tube, for the most part. The newest material on the site is displayed first in a wall of filthy, explicit thumbnails. The newest one features a girl getting her face jizzed on. Before that, a big-titted MILF tutor gave her student a footjob. There’s doggystyle sex in a jungle and a young wife getting knocked up right after the wedding.The thing that instantly separates Ohentai from most tubes is that these aren’t flesh-and-blood bitches getting the business. That girl getting fucked in the jungle is a CG elf, and that wife is some kind of lolicon hentai sweetie. There’s a computer-generated Megami blindfolded, bent over a chair and getting pregnant, and what looks like a video game bitch being hammered by a demon.It’s mostly CG art styles in the newest stuff, with a smattering of hand-drawn hentai. There are some hardcore adult video games tucked spam-style between the thumbnails as if they’re additional Ohentai content, but they’re easy to avoid. With my spam plugin running, I don’t really see any other ads out on the front page.A big link at the top of the sidebar leads to Ohentai’s Discord. Were you looking for a community of hentai perverts to chat with? As I type this, there are 311 Ohentai users Online in the Discord, and nearly 4k Members total. Very few porn sites have that level of community, but us neckbeards are a more distinguished and intellectual group with more refined social skills.
Your Favorite Video Game Sluts, Plus DicksI loaded up a 3D porn collection from an artist known as "esk". There’s a link to his Patreon beneath the video clip, in case you want to support the guy. Dude makes way more than me at $700 a month, donated by 637 patrons. His focus is “NSFW 3D shit”, often with futanari, Final Fantasy, and Dead or Alive characters. It’s cool how Ohentai is giving him credit and trying to send some traffic his way, instead of just leeching off his content like a lot of tubes would do.The baked-in video player is simple as fuck. You can’t adjust a goddamn thing. The video resolution is okay, but there is a lot of graininess at full screen. I wish there was a speed control because a lot of esk’s animations are these really high-speed humps with guys or futanari pumping their dicks a few times per second. I get winded just watching it at that speed. I’m scared if I try to jerk off to it, I’ll have an actual heart attack.The 30-minute compilation has damn near everything. This "esk" character is one talented motherfucker. There are chicks sucking each other’s balls and getting fucked between the huge breasts, blindfolded BDSM blowjobs and sleeping vampire girls getting facials. There are plenty of those wild ahegao facial expressions during the CGI handjobs, blowjobs, footjobs, and at least one armpit-job from a hot DOA slut.
How to Tell Your Mom You’re a WeabooThis clip was uploaded just yesterday and already has nearly a million views and over 60k Likes. I guess that makes it a winner, huh? I aspire to be a winner much like The Porn Dude, so I’ve been trying to save porn that I think maintains a high standard while also helping me fill my old gym socks with my fertile seed.The Download button beneath each video on Ohentai gives you several different servers to get your fix (Openload, LetsUpload, and KSplayer). The file lockers aren’t quite as convenient as if they hosted direct downloads, but it’s hard to complain about the free CG monster porno. Just watch out for spam on the locker sites. I think half of those things are run by the Russian mob, so it’s just a matter of time until that Trump pee tape shows up on one.You can log into the site with Disqus, Facebook, Twitter and Google, which is some convenient integration if you don’t care what your family thinks of your masturbatory habits. Pretty much everyone I know is already familiar with my predilection for golden showers Pokemon movies and schoolgirl scat films, so I just let it all hang out.
Big Boobs and Blowjobs, Mind Breaking and RapeSome of Ohentai’s most popular category tags are listed in the sidebar. You hentai freaks are a bunch of seriously depraved motherfuckers, you know that? Maybe that’s why I feel so comfortable here. I’m among my people. They’ve got Blow Jobs, MILFs and Big Boobs like all the other free tubes, but they’ve also got some of that super-depraved shit you expect from a cartoon porno site. Mind Breaking and Rape are listed right alongside the Vanilla and Game CG tags.Uncensored Hentai is the very first category, listed at the very top, because they know we’re always wondering. With any kind of Japanese porno, whether it’s a cartoon or XXX video, you have to worry about censorship. It’s a serious fucking issue with a lot of tentacle rape and bus molester anime, so it’s good to know most of the vids here are Uncensored.Dipping into the full Tags menu opens the doors of hentai perversion wide open. Here’s where you find all the Ahegao and Golden Showers anime, all the Lactation, Horror and Pregnancy CG movies. They’ve got Tsundere and Inflation, Yuri and Yaoi, Public Sex and Tentacles.Compared to other hentai sites, it’s actually a pretty trim list. Ohentai manages to keep it down to 70 subgenres of CG porn by doing away with overlapping tags and other nonsense. That’s impressive, especially considering they’ve got thousands of videos from a ton of different sources. Somebody has put a lot of work into tagging these vids. Thank you, nerds.One of the things I really love about this CG porn is that so many of the categories are literally impossible in real life. I can only dream about fucking an alien, but Ohentai will let me watch semi-realistic CG movies of it. The same goes for all that awesome X-ray porn and demon bondage rape.
Binge Watch a 3D Hentai SeriesI haven’t been leaving the basement much lately because mom is always binge-watching Love Island. It makes me so uncomfortable watching good-looking people talk about relationships, but honestly, I think the old bitch is touching herself while she watches it. Whenever I go up there, it smells like old fish.What’s a Porn Geek to do in his Fortress of Solid Nudes? I’ve been binge-watching the hentai series on Ohentai. The full Series menu is fucking ridiculous, listing hundreds of hentai like Gangrape School, Busty Fairy’s Interracial Mating, Elven Lust and Endless Ejaculation. A lot of them are just one episode long, but some are ongoing. The Slave of Hell, which is exactly what it sounds like, is up to 6 episodes now.Ohentai had a little bit of spam and some of the videos were less-than-HD, but overall it’s hard to complain about all the free hentai on the menu. The 3D, computer-generated material seems like the bread and butter of their collection, but it’s supplemented by a fair amount of uncensored traditional anime porn. Best of all, you don’t even have to leave the basement or pay anything to shake your ugly dick at it.