Hentai Gasm! Some of you may be too young to remember that back in the day blurred out images used to indicate that there was something there that you were not supposed to see or at the very least didn't want to see. Blur filters on the news and in movies kept us away from the scariest, most disturbing content out there, and served to make us feel comfortable and protected.That all changed when the fire nation attacked. And by fire nation, I mean Japan. And by attacked, I mean started blurring out every single vagina they could get their hands on. Thanks to Japan’s national pornography laws and regulations, I can’t so much as imagine a blurred out image without assuming that there’s a wet pussy on the canvas that is being inconveniently hidden from me. It’s gotten to the point now that when I see a blurred out image, I get a half-chub because my mind is telling my dick that it’s probably jacking season.And when it comes to jacking off to blurred out pussies – this would roughly be the part where I disappoint ThePornDude to no end – I actually prefer animated pussies to the flesh and blood alternative, because drawn girls don’t have the right to say no. Now don’t get me wrong, as a devoted feminist I’m not saying I have a problem with girls not giving anyone consent. It’s just that when they don’t give it to me, I sometimes wish I was dealing with an animated chick instead, because when those say no, they pretty much always mean yes.
When I’m in the mood for a subservient, teenage looking drawn girl who screams in ecstasy till the cows come home, I hop onto HentaiGasm and tug on my penis so hard I damn near give myself a second circumcision.
Loaded with Booty
HentaiGasm is not your grandmother’s Hentai site. It is a treasure trove, an endless hole, a pit of infinite animated cooch that you will never exhaust. I don’t care if you jack off 24 times a day, there is no way you’ll go through all this material.The site isn’t exactly new – they’ve been around for a while, and they’ve gathered damn near every bit of hentai that wasn’t bolted down to the original site. And because they’re not genre-specific, they pretty have every single type of hentai that you can think of, from coy vanilla stuff to the really extreme (read: tentacle rape) videos that we’ve come to know and love.On top of that, the stories that you see within these videos are also very diverse. For a pathetic loser like myself, harem videos and girlfriend role-play are my go-to. I’m mostly just trying to live out my never-ending daydream of being like ThePornDude.
Also, being able to pretend that you have a perfect, 10/10 Japanese girlfriend who screams bloody murder, orgasm after orgasm every single night is pretty much what I live for. It’s what I imagine heaven is like. It’s the only thing I want from Santa Claus, every Christmas.
Blurred Lines and Pervy Guys
Unlike their JAV content which is very female-centric and barely ever focuses on the male performers in scenes, the Japanese treat men in hentai very differently. For reasons I don’t really understand, most of these videos, along with most hentai out there, have the guy who’s doing the fucking presented as some sort of nerdy protagonist, who is inexplicably good looking. Sure, he’s awkward and introverted, but he still looks perfectly normal and usually has a giant penis. That part in particular really snaps me out of my immersion, especially when I look down.Anyways, I find this to be very interesting because most hentai seems to want to immerse you into the video by giving you a protagonist you can identify with, and they always go the route of having a protagonist who’s young, inexperienced and for some reason, absolutely irresistible to all women. There I definitely relate and I’m very grateful for the tribute.In other words, none of the protagonists in these clips are anything like ThePornDude, unless you count the dick size comment I made. That part’s uncanny. So the general idea is, there are 1001 different ways for an inexperienced young loser to fuck tons of animated bitches, and eventually get them to scream. It’s no wonder I can’t get enough of the stuff.As for the actual style of the videos, I gotta say, we’ve come a long way in the past couple of years. I remember that until a few years ago, it was damn near impossible to find HD hentai on a free tube site. Most of the stuff was either ancient, or compressed to 240p levels of miserable, so even if it was award-winning smut, it looked like absolute shit. These days every Tom Dick and Larry stroking his stiffy on the web has at least an HD display, so it’s embarrassing to have to trade down.HentaiGasm have effectively rooted this problem out, as most of their content, especially the newer stuff, is in high resolution with no visible compression. The videos just look crisp. And given that they’re animated, and in a very matte video style, you get a lot of quality and they load really fast. If they were movies, it would be a lot more complicated, but this way, you’re just getting a really clean and fast stream of drawn smut, at all times.As for the inevitable blur that may or may not piss you off, all I have to say is that you will eventually get used to it. At the end of the day, the hottest part of any hentai is the sound that the girls make. Japanese voice actresses are hotter in voice than most western pornstars are when they bend over on camera. There’s something about a Japanese “girl” screaming “Yamete” at the top of her lungs that really makes me feel like a sexual predator – Only in fantasy, of course.
The Website Design
HentaiGasm must have saved a lot of time and money on their web development, because the site is simple as simple can be. There’s literally nothing on the entire damn thing except a long, seemingly endless list of hentai for you to browse through. One thing I don’t honestly understand is why there’s no sort-by-tag option, beyond the couple dozen genre tags that float around the site. There’s so much diversity in hentai. A list would have been helpful.Either way, I’m not complaining. I get to jack off, and I get to use the search bar if I’m feeling specific, so I’ll live. Beyond the genre tags, there are a few designated ad spaces on the right-hand side, but those ads never get in the way. There are a few intrusive pop-up ads here and there, but they’re nothing you can’t just opt-out of.Speaking of ads, however, there is one fascinating thing that this website does that I’ve never seen before anywhere else. On the top of any page, next to the search bar, there is a button that says “Uncensored”. You would imagine that that leads to a special section of the site so that you can watch crisp clear animated vaginas. No such luck.No, that button specifically leads to a video game called Hentai Heroes, which HentaiGasm probably has some vested interest in, even though it’s not on their domain. The button is always there, and the game is even slipped into the ad-space elsewhere on the site. They really want you to play this game.In all honesty, I ended up giving it a try. It’s a story-driven Flash game, basically, that runs in your browser, but it obviously has micro-transactions, so I’d advise you to stay away. Either way, the button isn’t exactly hidden so you can check it out for yourselves if it sounds like your cup of tea.In closing, I’d note that the site is entirely free to use with no options to sign up. You can comment on any video using a temporary pseudonym, and that’s that.The most important thing I have to say about HentaiGasm (often misspelled as "hentiagasm" and "hentai gasim") however, has to be that the videos are embedded MP4 files. For the non-tech savvy, that means that the videos are exposed to you directly. You can download them just by pressing a button. No subscriptions, no limitations, and their servers are really fast, so you can grab as many as you’d like, as fast as you’d like.So if it’s a Friday night, you’re all alone and your body pillow is in the wash, remember the name HentaiGasm, lube up your fleshlight and go to town on some loud ass tentacle rape hentai. You’ve earned it.