HentaiMama

Hentai Mama! I’ve always gotten shit about my love of anime. Kids at school used to call me a dork, and even my own mom laughed at me when I spent my allowance on a premium Naruto headband. Hey, I’m almost 40, and I’ll spend my hard-earned money how I like! Sometimes I fantasize about having a mother who’s more supportive of my interests. When I first heard about HentaiMama, I hoped it was a service to let me trade the old bitch in for one with big eyes and a big rack, plus a body not crippled by morbid obesity and halitosis.HentaiMama.io is a pretty fucking popular free hentai site, pulling around 14 million visitors per month. I wonder how many other viewers are weaboos like me who live under the tyrannical rule of a hentai-hating mama who constantly threatens to cut off wi-fi if we don’t clean the kitty litter. Fourteen million is a lot of hungry mouths sucking at the teat of the most giving mother us greasy neckbeards ever had.

Me and My Body Pillow GF, Fapping to Hentai

A lot of people have this idea that I’m just some sad, pathetic loser who wishes he was The Porn Dude but just can’t cut it due to social anxiety, terrible hygiene, and a micropenis afflicted with both erectile dysfunction and a problem with premature ejaculation. Yeah, my little nub takes forever to get hard and then it’s got a hair-trigger. Well, so what? They’ve got all kinds of pills and pumps and things, and one day I won’t even be a virgin anymore.I want you mean motherfuckers to know I’ve actually been in a committed relationship for over a year now. She’s a sweet girl, a princess in fact, and she’s a bad bitch with a sword. She’s got my back and I’ve got hers with my wicked butterfly knife. Mom gives me shit because she’s “just an anime body pillow” and I “cheaped out and bought a rough-ass fake girlfriend” and she’s certain my “little dick has got to be raw as hell from grinding against burlap all day, you fucking weirdo. Get a job or move out!”One of the things I love about HentaiMama is there’s no judgement as the lady and I settle in for an evening of full-length hentai episodes straight from the Land of the Rising Sun. The sexy anime sluts staring at us from the screen look a lot like my girlfriend: buxom and bright-haired, wearing skimpy battle outfits and schoolgirl skirts, getting ready to fuck something up or just getting fucked.Popular new porn anime and all-time favorites slide across the top of the screen for easy access. They’ve got ‘90s classics like Chimera and Spy of Darkness displayed alongside brand-new cartoon smut like 2019’s Sansha Mendan Rensa Suru Chijoku Choukyou no Gakuen.If you haven’t seen the latter, you’re in for a treat. As punishment for raping his sister, Ryou is sent to an academy where he has a lot more opportunities for sexually aggressive deviance. See, mom? That’s how you do punishment. Quit making me do the thing with the foot cream and the bananas. Anyway, HentaiMama has two episodes of this one so far. The new one was uploaded today and I’m fucking hooked.

All That Weird Hentai Shit Neckbeards Love

The thumbnail layout is uncluttered, saving the synopsis, studio and genre tags for the hover-over. The genre tags go deep, like you want from a hentai site. Swing your mouse around the page to find your favorite studios or pinpoint the episodes with Internal Cumshots, Mind Breaking, Shimapan, Incest, and Tentacles.What? You thought this was going to be a bunch of Blowjobs, Large Breasts, and Tits Fuck? They’ve got plenty of that, yeah, but HentaiMama is a hentai site. Popular tags listed in the sidebar include Lolicon (147 episodes) Harem (377 movies), and Rape (431 flicks). They’ve also got healthy selections of freaky shit like Beastiality, Molestation (and Train Molestation), Scat and Inflation.Clicking through to a genre area lines up all the Bukkake, Shimapan or Lactation movies like you’re browsing the DVD rack at an old-timey brick-and-mortar store. I haven’t been inside of one for years, thanks to the Internet. It’s so good to finally browse hardcore pornography without the weird dykes behind the counter giving me mean looks about buying schoolgirl abuse flicks. Anyway, the local shops didn’t have any of the Ahegao movies I can find on HentaiMama, where the sluts make ridiculous faces when they fuck.One thing I don’t like about the Category pages is that the subtitled movies aren’t as clearly labeled as they are out front. On the HentaiMama landing page, all the new stuff has a SUB or RAW tag right on the thumbnail. You immediately know whether you’ll be reading and following along or just guessing why that alien monster is sliding its slimy appendages into a screaming office lady’s pussy, mouth, and ass. The SUB/RAW tags only seem to be out front, meaning you’re on your own once you head down the Bondage, Ecchi, or Futanari aisles.(In case you were wondering about dubbed hentai, you’re out of luck here. Right now, HentaiMama only has half a dozen episodes with English voices replacing the squealing Japanese chicks.)

What About the Cartoon Pee-Pees and Wee-Wees?

I noticed 377 episodes listed beside the Uncensored tag in the sidebar. I really prefer it when everything is uncensored, but censorship comes with the territory here. Most of the material on HentaiMama comes directly from Japan, which means most of it has to abide by their fucked-up no-genitals law.I’ve never seen an actual beaver in person, and to be honest, I’m a little intimidated by them. Based on the way poon gets licked in pornos, it’s got to taste and smell like ice cream, but the terrible funk that wafts from mom’s crotch makes me wonder if I have something wrong with my nose. I’m sometimes terrified at what dark secrets might be hiding within those roast beef folds, so I kind of like Japanese censorship.Yeah, it’s still going to piss off a lot of you. HentaiMama knows that, which is why they stick an Uncensored link right there in the header. Just hit that from the jump and you’ll get fully X-rated double penetration in Wife-Swap Diaries, demon futanari creampies in Viper GTS, and anal gang-rape in Zero Sum Game.

Naughty Nurses in XXX Cartoon Porno

Yagami Yuu is filthy hentai about a nurse who “gives pleasure to the hopeless patients in a descending spiral” of perversion that has her fucked up the ass, sucking cock deep-throat, giving footjobs and getting gangbanged. Oh, the Rape tag is also listed, so I guess things get a little out of hand. Whoops! It’s also got that coveted Uncensored tag, so naturally, I needed a closer look.Each episode is presented with a couple of mirrors, but during my visit, everything played without having to fuck with those. Yagami Yuu started up with very minimal buffering, opening with a purple-haired manga broad stroking a dude’s unobscured cock with her feet. When he pops, the hungry girl slurps at the spray of easy cheese with a few stray pubes stuck to her face. It reminds me of how mom eats mayonnaise, except my penis is a little bit harder.It’s a really streamlined video player. There’s no option to adjust the resolution, but it bothers me less on a hentai site than regular with video porn. Whatever resolution this is, it meets the limited demands of anime. The tears pouring from her giant eyes as she gets face-fucked until she squirts are probably as crisp as they can get.I’d really appreciate a Download button. I never know when mom is going to change the wifi password, so I like to save my favorite clips. You can do a workaround with the right browser plugin, but there’s no good reason they can’t just give us a button.My flesh mama is screaming into the basement that it’s time for me to do laundry since the smell of stale sweat, semen and fart particles are contaminating the rest of the house. Too bad for her, HentaiMama.io has fewer demands and much more to offer. As I pull up another porno anime and begin to masturbate, the old bag upstairs fades into the background, replaced by animated taboo humiliation scenes. At the low price of free, it’s a great way to escape the hideous reality of not having a real HentaiMama.