HentaiStream! Oh man. My girlfriend is fucking pissed. She’s probably jealous because I just beat off to a hentai video of a battle princess being taken prisoner and turned into a sex slave. On the other hand, she may feel like she’s kind of in the same boat. As a beautiful anime character printed on a large body pillow, she’s not in a position to get the fuck out of here, either. Too bad for her, I guess, because I get to keep fapping to HentaiStream and she’ll just have to sit back and watch.HentaiStream.com has been around for the better part of a decade and gets around 5000 viewers a day. According to the site statistics at the top of the screen, they’ve got nearly 3000 hentai episodes in more than 1100 different series. I like to think of myself as a pornographic anime connoisseur, which is why I ordered an industrial barrel of lube. There’s a sticker on the side saying not to use on skin, but I got a really fucking good deal on it.
Free Streaming Hentai Right Now!
HentaiStream looks more or less like your typical free sex tube, only with a better header and much sexier thumbnails. The header has a beautiful stylized graphic of a bunch of naked anime sluts with their glistening titties exposed. I like the selection on display already; the header features big tits and little ones, lolis and teens.The thumbnails feature more of those well-endowed cartoon whores, only now they’re in even more risqué positions. There’s one redhead bitch squealing while she gets it doggy style, and a princess knight having her pussy licked clean by another gorgeous anime lesbian. Half these bitches are covered in a sticky, white mess that reminds me of the bucket of pudding I had for breakfast. There is a MILF getting it in a pool, a schoolgirl stroking off her teacher, and a bitch shooting a ton of juice out of her cooter.Unfortunately, I also see a lot of censorship. It’s the craziest fucking thing. Hentai is easily one of the most depraved subgenres of pornography, with tentacles slithering in and out of buttholes and incestuous families getting it on and getting each other pregnant. You’re not allowed to show any wee-wees or pee-pees, though. Any porn coming out of Japan has ugly fucking pixels covering up all the genitals, and hentai is no exception. The vast majority of content on HentaiStream has the cunts and cocks obscured by fleshy Tetris blocks. Buttholes are good to go, at least until they get penetrated, at which point they are also hidden.You know, I’m starting to understand why my girl is so upset. There are so many anime princesses on the site, and their lives are arguably better than hers. I mean, it seems like half of these princesses are also servants/slaves or at least forced into those roles temporarily, but at least they aren’t forced to lay beneath a grotesque fat man as he pumps away, his face red and sweaty and his breath stinking like farts and government cheese. Their lovers/masters force them to mind-boggling, body quaking, juice squirting orgasm, while my body pillow lady just lays there unsatisfied, sad sperm crusting over and molding inside her cotton guts.I’ve got my adblocker running, so a couple of pieces of banner spam are missing, replaced by a message politely requesting that I white list the site in my plug-in. I’m honestly not the kind of guy who ever really considers that unless they’ve got the videos locked up somehow, but in this case, I really don’t want to do it. As soon as I got to the site, I tried to click on the search bar and ended up with a pop-up ad already. I fucking hate that kind of spam minefield on a website. I’ll have to be careful where I click.
Squealing Schoolgirls and Mouthfuls of Semen
I’ve never been a hip or happening dude, always at least a dozen steps behind what’s cool and popular. I’ve been trying a lot harder to keep up on new smut these days, because that’s one of the things The Porn Dude does and he’s my idol. My micropenis will never be the size of his monster dong, no matter how many boner enhancement pills I abuse, but at least I can dream and I can try.With that in mind, I checked out HentaiStream’s very newest movie, Shishunki Sex Episode 2. They update the site a few times a week with fresh animated porno. That’s considerably less than most of the flesh and blood tubes, but there’s just not nearly as much hentai out there. A few times a week is pretty good when you’re looking for monster fucking, schoolgirl violating and princess raping anime. Plus, it doesn’t cost shit.The 16-minute cartoon started playing without any buffering or any spam, which was a pleasant surprise. It’s subbed not dubbed, as are most videos on the site. If you prefer your anime sluts to be dubbed over with white lady voices, find the Dubbed Hentai in the Genres page. I prefer the original Japanese dialogue, because nobody does those fuck squeals like the beauties of the Land of the Rising Sun.There’s some hesitant stripping and nervous experimentation by a couple of students at the beginning of the movie. The dude sucks her nipples, which makes her pussy wet. Some lady walks in and cock blocks the whole thing, but she ends up on her knees in the school restroom the next day, pixelated dick in her hand as she plays with jizz for the first time.
Uncensored Hentai for Those Who Want Cartoon Cunt
The episode has titty fucking and internal cumshots, which I fucking love, but I hate how when he fingers her he’s just sticking his hand into a nebulous void of little blocks. I went to the Genres page and loaded up the list of movies tagged with Uncensored.The genre pages themselves are not organized well. Instead of thumbnails like you get on any other tube site, HentaiStream serves up a text-based list of uncensored hentai episodes. There are no synopses, lengths or user ratings, just a list of tags for each movie. Tags are some of the more useful information when you’re browsing porno, but everybody wants to see thumbnails. What the fuck, HentaiStream?There are a lot of uncensored anime pornos here, though. The list seems to stretch on and on, though I can’t find a number listed. In the end, I chose something called Advancer Tina because it was an uncensored flick containing a number of my favorite things: Space, Aliens, Tentacles, Nuns, and Rape.The 45+ minute sci-fi porno cartoon was uploaded in 2012, but it looks older than that. Resolution ain’t bad given the age, but the demands are lower for hentai than regular video anyway. You can’t adjust resolution or play speed here, but downloads are available for free if you’d rather watch it in a third-party player.The bad news is that those downloads are hosted on shady file lockers with enormous spam walls in the way. I made a few halfhearted clicks just to see how difficult it was to get to the actual downloads. I didn’t make it past the countdowns and mandatory advertisements.Besides the file locker bullshit and that random pop-up I had when I first hit the site, I really didn’t see too much spam during my visit. You typically get a bunch with any free tube, especially one that serves up full-length and/or rare content like the thousands of hentai episodes on HentaiStream.My girlfriend may not like it too much, but the massive collection of free adult anime on HentaiStream is a little too much to pass up, especially at the low price of nothing. If your girl is a body pillow like mine, you’ll appreciate every dollar you save. With all that cash still left in my piggy bank, I can finally afford to get her crusty, cum-soaked burlap surface laundered.