FreeChatNow

Free Chat Now! You know my friends, if it was not for the Internet I would have probably jumped off the highest building in North America by now. Not only is it possible to uplift beautiful goddesses, but I can also actually chat with real ladies that want something to do with me. In the real world, ladies think I’m disgusting. I’m ugly, females in my vicinity do not understand my intelligence, and they don’t get me. That is okay though! As a male feminist, it is my job to uplift and praise every female on this Earth just for being them! Even though they may spit on me, punch me, and threaten to urinate on me I don’t care: this is my calling and I’m here to be of service!It gets lonely though. Sometimes I just want human contact. That happened this week on a particular chatroom. After getting hundreds of requests to, “leave me the fuck alone,” one lovely lady fancied a chat. Well, I put on my proverbial fedora, lit a make-believe cigar, and told the little lady all about my life as a white knight on the fringes of society. She loved it! I was finally getting somewhere with a female!Then she asked me to snap a picture of mother naked. I was confused but luckily for me I already had a folder full of mother in the nude. I sent a zip file hoping she would be blown away by mother’s elegance but she wasn’t: in fact she wasn’t a female at all but a man! And it wasn’t just any man, it was the butcher down the street that just wanted to see mother naked! He called her and said I had been sending nude photos of her to strangers on the Internet to which she immediately ran down the basement and spanked my bare bottom! The nerve of the man! Crying from the pain, I logged onto FreeChatNow.com hoping to meet someone real. It never happened. Because I’m a freak. Maybe you will meet a real stunning female; apparently I’m too hideous to attract a single beauty.

In-depth guide explaining how to use FreeChatNow

Look, friends, I have to give FreeChatNow some credit. They could have been content to let visitors browse the site and figure out how to use it on their own. It isn’t a complicated site and if you’ve ever used a chatroom you can probably figure it out. Yet, FreeChatNow has created an in-depth guide that not only explains what the site is all about, but provides a step-by-step guide to signing up, learning about all the features, and how to get the most from it.Featuring YouTube videos that tell you everything you need to know in case you don’t feel like reading, it’s an extremely well-formatted guide that needs to be applauded. Seriously. I don’t usually salivate over guides and other how-to’s like a Starfleet engineer but this is so well down and explains everything – and I’m talking ever-er-ee-thing – that there will be no mystery in regards to what FreeChatNow is all about.*Stands up and gives a round of applause* Come on friends, let’s all give FreeChatNow a much-needed clap of the hand for going above and beyond! Hooray!

Legacy chat site that’s been around for over 20 years

How many chatrooms are still around after 20 years? Barely any! Former mammoths of the Web like Yahoo and AOL used to dominate the chatroom-o-sphere 20 years ago, but their chatrooms are long gone. In fact, the very idea of chatrooms seems to be a relic forgotten in time. But it isn’t so! There are still so many people that love nothing more than to jump on a chatroom and communicate with one another without having to sign up for a bogus social network site that wants to steal your data and use it to rape your life. No one has time for that: especially if you are a male feminist that uplifts goddesses for a living!Fortunately, legacy chat sites like FreeChatNow are still around and never stopped kicking. When you fancy yourself a chat with a beautiful lady or a Chad that wants to pick a fight with you about MMA or some douche bullpoop like that, you can do it! Of course, if you want to go there to mutually masturbate with a female, I think people go there to do that too...Options, it’s what FreeChatNow is all about!

Well designed and simple to navigate

When you think about browsing a chatroom site the first thing that may pop into your head is the look of a site that hasn’t been updated in decades. Since chatrooms have become a bit of an artifact of the Internet you would be right to think so. Yet, FreeChatNow isn’t that! They’ve kept up with the times and as such they have an extremely well-designed site that’s a breeze to browse through. Without even looking at the fabulous guide they’ve written, you can look around and figure out quite easily where you need to go if you want to talk to a specific type of audience. Want to roleplay that you are a farmer with an animal that is falling in love with you? It’s possible in Roleplay Chat. What about singles, lesbians, or people that just happen to be on-the-go and chatting on mobile? FreeChatNow makes it happen!

Works perfectly on mobile!

Does it seem bizarre to anyone else that traditional chatrooms from the 90’s work extremely well on mobile? *Holds up hand* It seems bizarre to me! It isn’t bizarre though! The mobile revolution has breathed new life into the concept of chatrooms and what they can be. While there are chatroom apps available that attempt to take the concept of chatrooms and apply them to a mobile space, they simply don’t have the users needed to make it work.FreeChatNow not only has the members – remember, it’s been around over 20 years so it has a legacy on its side – but it has transitioned perfectly to mobile. When you hop onto FreeChatNow on your favorite smart device, you are essentially presented with a carbon copy of the desktop version. It’s simple to see everything on the screen, browse around on the device, and click on chatrooms to start chatting.And using these chatrooms on mobile could not be easier. They’re just as fast, you are able to just as easily see images inserted into the chatrooms as you would on desktop, and accessing things like emojis, the members list, menu, and private messages could not be easier. Want to join a different room? Clicking on the room list brings up all available rooms; join one and you can simultaneously chat in other rooms. The mobile side of things isn’t just convenient: it’s just as functional as the desktop version. When you’re on the go and fancy a chat, you can’t ask for anything better.

Forum that’s very active

One of the things that surprised me was just how active the forum is. Since FreeChatNow has been around for over two decades it probably should not have come as a surprise that the forum is so popular but guess who was surprised? *Points to thumbs at my chest* This guy! And this guy *points both hands at a silhouette painting of ThePornDude and makes jazz hands* That guy!I will say that not every section of FreeChatNow’s forum is active. Science for instance had not had a new post in nearly a week. But the usual forums – forums dedicated to hooking up, showing pictures of oneself, and general chat - are always hopping. Pay it a visit once to see if it’s your thing!

Decent amount of chat rooms to choose from

I haven’t even touched on how the variety of rooms on FreeChatNow! While the site could always use a few more rooms, they have core rooms where it counts. Namely:• Adult chat • Singles chat • Gay chat • Roleplay chat • Sex chat • Lesbian chat • Cam chat • Video chat • Mobile chatAlthough nine chatrooms may not sound like a lot, they are always full with plenty of people to chat with. To that end, you really don’t need any more – especially if you are coming to FreeChatNow to do what most people do: get off with one another. Except me. Despite there being tons of females I am constantly uplifting in the chat window, none of them will speak to me. It’s as if I am as much of a ghost as my ghost penis. Oh well, can’t win them all!