i Sexy Chat! Sometimes I feel like wearing female clothing while talking to men on the Internet. It puts things in perspective and lets me know how it feels to be a female talking to the seas of Chads that litter these types of spaces. I put on mother’s pearls, her nightgown, even her lipstick and mascara. She catches me every time and always pulls my pants down to spank my bare rump with a bundle of wooden spoons, but it’s always worth it.Until last night.I hopped onto a random chat room site and began speaking to Chads as usual. They were sending me weenie pictures as usual, and per usual I saved them to my hard drive. Things were going as planned until I recognized one weenie picture: the butcher that is always trying to fill mother’s holes with semen; that isn’t me making things up or some kind of sick wishful thinking, this sicko actually told me that!I printed off the picture and ran over to his shop, hoping to embarrass him and make him think twice about messing with this guy again points thumbs at my chest. I ran into the shop, put the picture on the table, and said, “har har! Did you send this to a poor unsuspecting female? That female was me! Har har! Wait until I tell mother.”As soon as I said that, she arose from behind the counter with marshmallow paste all over her mouth. “What the fuck are you doing here?! Get the fuck out of here!!” she screamed at me. “Mother,” I exclaimed, “he’s sending his weenie to other women!”“No, just little faggots pretending to be women,” she retorted. “Take my clothes and pearls, get home, pull your pants down, and wait for me to spank that ass…”I did as I was told but got tired of waiting. While bent over with my bare anus in the air, I visited iSexyChat.com and began chatting and uplifting every lovely female. I had a great time and I know you will too! Come find out what makes it so gee-golly swell!
Shows the chat rooms you can join from the homepage
iSexyChat doesn’t mess around when you pay a visit: it knows why you are there! Instead of showing you a lot of trivial information you don’t care about, it shows you exactly which chat rooms are available to you. And they’re all good chatrooms too! Rooms such as:• Sex chat
• Gay chat
• Lesbian chat
• Roleplay chat
• General chat
• Trade Kik/Skype/etc.
• Trade pics.It’s all of the stock rooms you could want from a chatroom, and while it would be nice to be able to make your own chatrooms (although when you have a lot of Chads that love showing their penises giving users the ability to make their own room may be a bad idea) these rooms are sure to more than suffice (especially when you consider how many people visit them: more on that in a moment). Jump in and you will find a variety of people chatting and trying their best to find lovely ladies to have a chat with.Not me though. No, I know they don’t want to chat with me. I merely send every female a message telling them how much I want to worship them just for being their own unique person. I rarely get a reply and when I do it’s nothing I can repeat in this review but let us just say that if I did not have a thick skin I wouldn’t be able to carry on with my life.
Site asks you a few questions so you can start chatting immediately
When you click on a room, you will be asked a few simple questions: namely your gender, the gender you are interested in, and your username. There are no gimmicks, just the ability to jump into a chatroom within a matter of seconds. Like I said previously, iSexyChat knows why you are there and they want you to be able to start chatting as quickly as you wish.After clicking a few items, I jumped straight into the action and began having a series of chats with members. The user interface of the chatroom is standard and easy to use, too. If you have ever used an IRC chatroom before then you know what to expect. You can private message, ignore, and even kick members if you have that kind of authorization (normal visitors cannot kick anyone). You can even do a WHOIS on members, which shows the server they are connected to if you are interested in that kind of thing.
The site doesn’t ask to create an account
Ever! The only thing you must create is a nickname; even then you only have to register it if you want. Again, it just goes to show you that iSexyChat is interested in ensuring that you are able to jump into the middle of the action as soon as you land on the homepage. Whereas other chatrooms – especially adult social networks – require you to create an account and even add your credit card iSexyChat does no such thing. It’s all about meeting people and chatting without any strings attached – just the way ThePornDude likes it.
Tons of users online at any given moment
If you hopped into a chatroom on iSexyChat and felt like you were transported into a time machine to 1999 you’re not alone! This is an IRC chatroom that looks as raw as it did back then, but don’t let it cloud your judgment: stay there! There are tons of users that visit iSexyChat at all hours of the day that you’re always going to be able to hop into a room that has at least a decent amount of people.Here is how many people are on at any given moment. I jumped on at 5 am because I thought I heard mother breathing in my ear and licking her lips (it was just another stray cat bathing my testicles, though) and counted over 500 in sex chat alone! How crazy is that?!And it wasn’t just a bunch of married Chads trying jizz inside the Christmas socks their mother-in-law gave them either: I found tons of females also interested in chatting. They were from all over the world. One gal from India told me she wanted to make love on me naked atop an elephant (that is, until I gave her my Kik and showed a picture of myself). You’re always going to find someone interesting: when it comes to a site hosting chatrooms, this is what matters the most. A nice UI where the users are at = a chat site with a strong foundation!
Easy to identify genders in members list
Naturally, females are in pink. It’s a great way to tell the females from the rest of the group. I will tell you from personal experience that there is nothing more embarrassing or worse than offending a Chad who makes fun of you for being a faggot. Accidentally messaging males on chat sites seems to be one of the worst offenses anyone can make and thankfully iSexyChat doesn’t let you make that kind of mistake.
Cannot post images into chat
Unfortunately, unlike other chat sites iSexyChat doesn’t let you post images directly into chat. This is because iSexyChat is strictly an IRC chatroom running on an IRC server. The focus on IRC chatrooms has always been the chatting, and because IRC is a lightweight method of providing flexible chatting quickly and easily without the need for HTML5, Flash, or anything...well, modern it’s really one of the best fail-proof ways to provide a chatroom that everyone can enjoy. It’s unfortunate, but that’s the tradeoff. Plus, iSexyChat has a room for that kind of thing anyway.
Simple to send privates messages to anyone
As much fun as it is to yell at Chads in the chatroom in response to calling you the f-word, the strength of iSexyChat comes from the ability to send private messages. It’s simple to send a private message to anyone: click their name, select, ‘PM,’ and write your message in the chat window. I will say that it would have been more convenient to have a new window pop up when direct messaging someone, but you get used to it. So visit iSexyChat today: I guarantee you will find a conversation worth remembering! Even if the fallout involves a butcher kicking open your basement door and placing his penis 1-inch from your lips to give you a, ‘close look.’