BDSM Library

BDSMLibrary! You see, I’m not a tough guy, that’s a fact. But I always considered myself to be a tough guy at least when it comes to porn. And y’all managed to ruin even that for me, and I hate you for it. The reason why I’m saying this is because today, we’re not going to be talking about your regular porn site, where you just see girls getting their holes stretched by big cocks, and that’s it. No, today we’ll be reviewing more extreme porn, that comes from this creepy site called BDSMLibrary.com. If you have the stomach for that, or you’re even weirder, and this is your thing, stick around. Oh my god, this is probably the only instance where I’m stronger than ThePornDude. That dude is not a hardcore porn addict like me. He would faint by now.

The first look of the page

Luckily, BDSMLibrary.com hosts video content too. I say this because, as the site’s name clearly states, this is a library site, with only fetish stories being involved. At least that’s how it sounds. But, you see, the thing is that this site looks nowhere near like a library. Instead, with its combination of red and black, it looks like an abandoned slaughterhouse. Most websites that pick that usual color approach always look classy, but this site totally just seems messed up. My apartment sometimes has red lights too, but that’s only when I cough up blood, and it gets on my cheap and small room lamp.

And it looks empty also, with only a couple of ads flying here and there. The only thing that they have is the index, which I guess is something similar to categories. All in all, if you want to make a good BDSM site, go for it. But I have no idea why, if it already has to be about extreme sex, every place has to look like it involves some sort of human harm. I guess that’s what people are into these days.

Navigation

I guess that navigation on this site doesn’t function in that traditional way as well. BDSMLibrary.com has some weird word choices for their sections, and we are definitely going to have a hard time exploring them. And that sucks because everything about my life is a tough time, currently. Like, I have a tough time communicating with my family, I have a tough time getting out of my bed in the morning, and I also have a hard time getting my dick up, even to porn. This isn’t a boo-hoo type of story. This is just me being sick of it. Hard time in my personal life already, I don’t need it at work. Fix your shit, BDSMLibrary.com.

The first thing that I’ve clicked on is the public disgrace section/category/part of this site, and it just redirected me to another website that’s about voyeur porn, which in my opinion, is a very big dick move. It’s such a big dick move that I suddenly got sick just from being on this site. If you’re already in a partnership with other websites, or you own other places, at least you can make a space specifically meant for that instead of trying to trick your own customers who devote their time to this site, some of them even daily, probably. And also, every other thing you click on (at least the ones that are on top of BDSMLibrary.com) will lead you to other sites as well. Yeah, that maybe is a specific space on the site meant for those purposes only, but it isn’t specified anywhere, and people will get annoyed with it, just like I did. At least in this situation, I’m not a bitch, right? Right? Right?

One part that’s at least okay is their other sections that are on the lower part of their site. I guess that this is ‘their shit,’ aka their own actual content. Here, you can find exciting stories, pictures, and other types of content as well, which, if you like that sort of thing, can actually be quite refreshing. Me, personally, I can’t handle porn with ropes and ball gags and everything else that probably goes into their package. That’s because once, I’ve seen my mom with a full apple in her mouth! And all that while my father and uncle were trying to pull her up from the bed with ropes. That day she had a medical check-up because of her weight, and she was still holding on to food in her mouth. It gave me some horrible nightmares later…

The actual content

Well, I’m not going to be describing any forums and boards in detail here (I’ll do it in the next section of this review), because you can see it for yourself if you want to become a part of BDSMLibrary.com’s community. And also, it’s not the central part of the site, and it is not that important. It’s mostly sharing your thoughts with other members. But, what is important is the content that you came here for. As I’ve previously said on this site, you can find stories, pictures, and you can also find videos as well. One exciting thing though, is that you can find various BDSM toys if you’d like to purchase one and spice your sex life up.

Well, the content that you get here is their shit, but it also redirects you to another site. It has the same name as this one, but it just opens a new window and has a whole new design. That could be okay, but I still feel like it’s a dick move to treat your customers like that. It was the same when my father was threatening to throw my mom out the window for cheating on him (when he found out). It was a serious claim, but we all laughed, simply because of the fact that he could never lift her. Even if you brought a whole ass bulldozer up, and you tried to lift her, you’d still go home empty-handed. Which is probably for the best, since all she ever does is annoy me and steal my hard-earned money to buy Chinese food and very greasy chicken wings.

The categories, or the index, or the sections, I have no idea what the fuck is this

The categories here are I guess, called the index. Which is an entirely different thing, but functions the same. The same goes for my penis. It has a peeing function of a penis, but the sexual function is unusual, or shall we say nonexistent? Anyways, whatever you need, you can simply find it. I’ll props for that to BDSMLibrary.com, because that is pretty simple, and that will definitely make your browsing more enjoyable, even though the content that you’re watching is fucked up. It works similar to my family life. If there’s like a holiday coming around, we might get together and make some good food and laugh, but other than that, it’s mostly fucked up, and everyone’s pissed about something.

Aside from the general content, you can find a couple of exciting things. First of all, the member’s forum, where you can share your thoughts and discuss the content with other people. I think that’s a neat little feature, mainly because I literally don’t have any friends in real life whatsoever, so it feels nice to chat with some kind strangers, even though it means that I’ll have to spend some time on a site about the vilest porn ever. That’s pretty cool. You can also find some helpful Q&A’s, even though I have no idea why you would need them. Maybe I’m retarded because I’ve never actually had sex, but I know how it works, especially in BDSM. You tie the girl up, you whip her a few times, and then you put your pp in her bum-bum. My uncle did the same thing to me. I blocked the memories out due to trauma, but my mom reminds me from time to time.

Registration and conclusion

Okay, I don’t know if its because I’m wearing glasses, but I have no idea where to register. They say that you get a free blog for registering, but where the fuck do I do that? The closest thing I could find to is to go to the blog and try to register there. So if I missed it, I don’t give a shit. BDSMLibrary.com, when you optimize your site and make it better, then we could talk. Your content is maybe fresh, but your global organization isn’t. If you think me criticizing you is a bad thing, then you should see how my idol ThePornDude would rip you to shreds.