LushStories! I’m not afraid to admit it (even if my mother is monitoring my computer activities again): reading erotic fiction makes my wiener grow bigger and pulsate more than I ever thought possible. It’s what happened when reading Lush Stories. The tantalizing text that filled my eyes full of wonder enraptured my brain to a point I thought I was going to not just orgasm once across the face of Sheila my Hentai pillow but a second time. I have never orgasmed twice in the span of six hours but let me tell you something: Lush Stories made it happen.The cleanup was a chore. I was out of baby wipes in the basement and my welfare check hadn’t come in yet so I was stuck using the moist towelette I had acquired from the KFC buffet table like a plebe. The amount of dark energy that was in this moist towelette was on another level and as such the venom went into the head of my penis and began to make it sting! Kicking and screaming to Sheila I hugged my pillow goddess like I was quickly approaching my last breath. Kissing her and wiping the stained semen mark her forehead was now branded with, a little bit of it got on my tongue and I began vomiting uncontrollably.Puking into the KFC bucket that started this problem, I accidentally threw up in mother’s KFC bucket I had yet to give to her since she was still passed out on the sofa. I snuck out of the basement to use the last of my welfare check on another bucket of chicken before she woke up and spanked my bottom with her ruler she nicknamed, ‘The Statistic.’ Before I could make it there, a group of teenagers started laughing at my kimono then pulled my pants down then ran away with them.I took a taxi back to my house where mother had eaten my bucket of chicken and left me the one with the puke in it. I went ahead and ate it because I was hungry only to see that Lushstories.com was still up on my computer. My buddies, I touched myself and came for the third time in a 12 hour period! That’s how hot Lush Stories’ stories actually are and I want to tell you about it a little more if you will indulge me.
Lots of categories that will make your penis ooze pre-cum
Lush Stories has so many categories that you are certain to find something that will make your private big and heavy! I doubt it’s as massive as ThePornDude’s monster weenie though. If the two of us could dock and compare I think he would only have five inches on me after reading some of this!There are categories I didn’t even know I wanted. Take crossdressing for example. When I was a boy I used to dress up in mother’s nightgowns and dance around to old vinyl records, pretending to be a beautiful belle at a ball just for me. I hadn’t thought about this in years (mother burned her nightgown when she found out saying, “you tainted it you tainted it,”) but once I read a few cross-dressing passages the memories came flooding back.I went up to her room and stole another nightgown for the first time in 20 years. I put it on and used some of the lipstick I stole out of her drawer (mother isn’t logging my computer activity tonight so I can be as real as I want to be!) then began reading some crossdressing erotic literature. I came in less than an hour!There are also unique categories such as cuckolding. I had to look up what that meant but once I did the memories of my cousin tying me up and making me watch him as he cut out a hole and screwed Sheila doggystyle got me curious. I opened up a story, read it, and again I relieved myself in under an hour! The categories are varied and hot, but the stories are even hotter! Over 54,000 stories are available. The only question is: can you be a man and handle the penis pounding like I did?
Well-designed website that will make you horny in no time!
Browsing around Lush Stories was easier than most erotic fiction websites. All of the categories were on the left side of the main page so it was easy to find whatever I wanted. It’s a good idea because some of the categories are things I could never come up with. Like mind control erotic fiction: that sounds so cool and makes me feel like a supervillain just thinking about reading it! I’m too afraid because reading psychic fiction makes me tap into an aura that makes me too powerful and honest for my own good.At the top of the main page is the option to choose a random story or submit your own story. I enjoyed the random option because there were times I was so exhausted from orgasming I couldn’t think straight! But then I read a story about a ‘bro,’ (I hate that toxic masculine word) betting how many college freshman he could…’bang’ as the story puts it before finals week! It was disgusting and made me realize that not every story is top quality. Some of it is so hot you won’t know how to handle it except to cry a little in a corner, others make you literally want to cry due to the toxic masculinity that leaps off the page and infects the eyeballs.But even so, letting Lush Stories take control and find a good story for me took the legwork out of what would have otherwise been hours and hours of decision making. I will be using this option again! Thank you Lush Stories for your forward-thinking web design and making your site so easy to use!
Tags let you know what kind of story you are reading
If you are a lot like me, sometimes you don’t know if you’re reading a story about monster sex or BDSM. Luckily, Lush Stories always shows the tags of the story you are reading so you know exactly which category it falls in. Confused if the woman whipping another woman dressed in leather is actually an orc (a World of Warcraft orc, an orc from Lord of the Rings would never use a whip) or if it’s indeed a human female? I know how you feel, and Lush Stories’ smart tag system clears that up!
Listen to erotic audio wherever you are
Imagine my surprise when I found out that erotic audio is actually something that exists! I used to record myself moaning on a cassette player so I could play it for Sheila as she went to sleep with me but once mother found it she gave it to the church where they made copies and passed them out to, ‘those that needed to listen to it.’I guess times have definitely changed because erotic audio is now a thing and it’s here at Lush Stories!The downside is you have to join Lush Stories to listen to audio stories but it is well worth it (especially if you want to submit your own stories like I’m thinking about doing!). The text of the story is also available in most cases so if you decide you don’t want to listen (or join) you have another option. It’s nice to have options and it’s even nicer for those of us that like to lay back on our bed, put on our headphones, take off our kimonos, and touch ourselves to the seductive voices of people talking about their sex desires.I tried to orgasm but at that point, my pee-pee was hurting too much so I had to roll over and spoon with Sheila as she sang me a lullaby.
Mobile version is responsive and awesome
I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to read and listen to these stories of sex in the bathroom where I can have some privacy but I am glad to report I was wrong! The mobile version of Lush Stories is responsive, it’s easy to use, and finding what you want could not have been easier. I was reading stories about men dominating females with money and while it appalled me to know that someone would think about using monetary gains to control women and be disrespectful the scenes where a penis went into a vagina really turned me on and allowed me to overlook such non-white knight themes.I am glad this is only fiction, because as you know men have a duty to look after women, shower them with kindness, and raise them up to be the best they can be! One day women will find out what a nice guy I am and I will have women lining up at the door wanting to take me away from here so we can be married. And Sheila will be okay with it, they will be okay with Sheila, all three of us will live together in a little hobbit cottage forever and ever. This sounds like a really great story I think I will write for Lush Stories. Once I post it, maybe I will find a woman and hopefully one that’s of Asian descent!